Rest of Earth wonders what will make the invaders' heads explode when The U.S. Attacks. Universal healthcare?

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These deer have seen some things

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"We can have it all or we can smash it all"

SMASH SMASH SMASH

again because it's funny

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"Why be enemies? Because we're different?"

no 'cause it's funny

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Well, this invasion is nothing if not creative

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@Mikal ❤️ Godzilla

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Godzilla!

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@wombatog

🤣

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Feels more like Michael Bay than Tim Burton

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@redrummy Yeah although the double features don't follow the same "rules" as the main movies

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This redheaded lady seems remarkably unconcerned about her husband just having died

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@blogdiva

Vegas, baby!

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So, aliens, could I entice you to vaporize the jerks first?

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Ok, that's definitely the Landmark that the Martians just took out

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Good thing they had that nitrogen chewing gum otherwise how would they survive in an atmosphere that's [*checks notes*] 71% nitrogen

(yes I know partial pressure matters but... lol)

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the kids are the only ones who might be alright

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I didn't remember to check DoesTheDogDieInThis.com

Although I did remember to check DoesTheDogHaveItsHeadReplacedWithSarahJessicaParkers.com

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@redrummy I don't remember - Lisa Marie just _failed_ to kill the president

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@moira

Lisa Marie, but not Presley

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Marie_(actress)

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keep it together Priscilla, don't laugh

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"We call this the Epst...Kennedy room. Pretty nifty, huh?"

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The eyeball ring 🤣

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i didn't know the whitehouse had a jfk cave

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@moira

and SJP was gushing!

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@KikoKate lol yeah it was brief, just a couple shots of their leader (or the leader of that spaceship at least?) after the second round of communication arrived from Earth

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oh gods pierce is dripping xD

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worried about ketchup on the wall? don't worry, it'll just be blood

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"nucular"

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nukular

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i should look up doughnut boy he's _really_ familiar to me from something else

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Wait, long distance phone calls used to cost money? Ridiculous!

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trivia! phone use used to be charged by the _minute_. and daytime was more expensive than evening, so this was a pricey phone call.

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finished watching Mars Attacks! 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑
People slag it off, and sure it has issues, but I always enjoy it!

TIL it was Alex Cox (Repo Man) who came up with the idea.

Rewatched (for the 7th? 8th? time) in #MonsterMiru watch party on Mastodon (after #Monsterdon).

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grams is the best character in this if I remember right

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Jack Nicholson as Art proving the old Martian saying:

"When the time comes to zap the Earthlings, they will sell you the deathrays."

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[MARTIANS QUACKING]

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Martian invaders reading Playboy 😂

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more robes mean more ranks

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lol that dove

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This is practically straight out of Muppets from Space

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I think you could make a pretty good guess about how many states

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@moira I have no doubt

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I shall forever remember the name of Pahrump, NV as it's where my mother & stepfather went to get their driving licences, even though they lived in Phoenix. Easiest place in the southwest US to pass the test.

(Not hard to parallel park on streets with no other cars 😄 )

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@diazona oh it'll get there

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We'll have the Martians land next to the Qatar air base

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Yup that tracks with the level of computer translation from like five years ago

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Funny how the Martians figured out TV broadcasting standards perfectly but couldn't handle translation

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The universe is going over there

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Even has Steve Valentine as the TV editor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Valentine

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Pierce Brosnan is too sophisticated to pull off a Donald

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I mean I guess the dog knows but nobody else should yet

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@splott I see it! I might be tempted to add this one to my personal collection

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Natalie, your old pal Juan Moreno was *just* here!

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Warsaucers, more like

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