I'm still unclear on why she likes Shat. #Monsterdon

Sir, please stop rubbing the spider on your face. #Monsterdon

not 👏​ enough 👏​ spiders 👏​ too 👏​ much 👏​ shatner #monsterdon

#monsterdon So far, the spiders are cute and just want their food source back, It's the cowboy that's creepy.

I have this horrible feeling Shatner isn't going to get killed anytime soon
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I'm developing a phobia watching this movie. I can feel William Shatner crawling all over my skin.

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so this woman is crying because she wanted to marry her brother in law shatner is that correct is that what the secondary conflict in this movie is supposed to be #monsterdon

So much unnecessary human drama in this movie

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I wonder how hard are tarantulas to wrangle #Monsterdon

NOOOOOOOOOOO don't kisss, Ah yuck.
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Well now they just made the spiders angry. #monsterdon

".....but the spiders had learned of the human's plans and already abandoned the nest!"

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those clever spiders have a fire escape #monsterdon

the camera crew in this film is more competent than in most films like this

they actually seemed to have some professionals on this job

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"Sometimes it gets so quiet... you could

...hear a pin drop..."

SURPRISE COW ATTACK

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There are two main lineages of spiders:

Araneomorphae (typical or "true" spiders)—wolf spiders, jumping spiders, orbweavers, etc., basically every spider you've ever heard of. Lots of evolutionary innovations like capture webs, etc.

Mygalomorphae—tarantulas, trapdoor spiders, and other chunky long-lived, often big spiders. Often called "primitive" because they more closely resemble the ancestors of all spiders.

(There's also the third lineage, Liphistiidae, a small and odd group, which resemble spider ancestors even more.)

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Why burn them at night if you can't see them counter-attack?

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i guess shatner was technically "46" in this movie #monsterdon

I don’t even need to watch #Monsterdon to enjoy it vicariously.

Shatner is such a horndog in this film

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gross, i came here to watch spiders eat people, not shatner making out

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right here kissing the shat is when i want spiders to start coming out of her mouth

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Milking a tarantula ... for ReAnimator fluid!

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eeeeewww

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I took the wrong weekend to watch Baby Reindeer and this movie....

LEAVE HER ALONE COWBOY SHATNER!

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@srol

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Shatner really looks like Tucker Carlson in that wig

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Did you just sniff her hair, Captain Kirk? Stop being such a weirdo. #Monsterdon

Is Shatner trying to do an accent?

He ... shouldn't.

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#monsterdon dialogue is really cringe, so far.

I hope Rack dies. 😐 #monsterdon

did she just get kidnapped?

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"She was into Uncle Remus, I wasn't"

There are SO many "wtf?!" lines in this movie but so far this one is absolutely winning

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My god, Shat is just oozing his way from scene to scene. He's *greased*, it's gross. #Monsterdon

I would classify the "sexual tension" in this movie so far as UHHHHHHH

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They're gonna need a bigger boat

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Rack, she's not into you #monsterdon

I got my thrill /
on spider hill

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The hills are aliiiiiiiiive

with a million spiiiiiiiderrrrrrrs

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I really get the constant rejection of Shatner
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You saw hundreds of tarantulas and you didn't think it was worth mentioning to anyone? #monsterdon

Spider Hill??

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@blogdiva Maybe? I've been wondering where I've seen him.

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@blogdiva which Blackula? Did you ever watch the first one?

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I hope the spiders kill at least 2 men at this point.
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Cursing a dead dog, you monster

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"Wull hullo thure! Lil geeuy!"

Oh damn she's extremely Canadian

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Oh God the creepy pretty girl who treats them like pets

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Suddenly she has a really thick Fargo accent?
Or maybe you are supposed to talk like your from Wisconson to calm down tarantulas?
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I'm calling it now. If the spiders kill William Shatner, this is a good movie.
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“Oh, hello there!” she says to the spider, she is my favorite #monsterdon

@floatybirb spiders are a swarm character that are collectively >L40 and the game prevents direct PVP interactions with this high of a level disparity #monsterdon

Seriously good tarantula wrangling, tho. #Monsterdon

Obligatory unnecessary nudity! #monsterdon

@blogdiva

At least they're not using a fractal lens
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"Hi folks, I'm the spider! Welcome to my kingdom!" #Monsterdon

You could charge $300 a night for this aggressively pine-covered rustic cabin on Airbnb, easy

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spiders in the bed, spiders in the bra, spiders

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#Monsterdon Ewww. Hitting on the lady at the bar when your WIFE is less than 10 feet away. Wow. The chemical toilet isn't the only thing full of shit.

Did those two try to proposition the doctor for a threesome?

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clear spider bait colorado couple will be first casualties #monsterdon

"if it ain't Arizona, it's all the same"

That's a very New Yorker cover attitude #Monsterdon

Shatner: How would you like to have some dinner tonight?
Feminist entomologist from the big city: I probably will

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Expert: it was spider venom

Shatner: [insulting snickering]

Expert:

Shatner: oh, you're serious

Great work #Monsterdon

"Red corpuscles are almost non-existent," she says, yet we know that the monsters in this movie are tarantulas and the only spiders with haemolytic venom are Sicariid—*is immediately booed out of room*

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cut up into steaks

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venom?? #monsterdon

No quarantine, the government will nuke your village

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"I probably will." Savage. #Monsterdon

Why haven't they kissed yet? Shat is losing his skill! #Monsterdon

A small-town mayor more concerned with the economy than public health?

what a strange plot idea

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Launching my #monsterdon thread for #KingdomOfTheSpiders! Arachnophobes, beware! Shatnerphobes also beware!

Tragically my internet died while I started watching this movie, so I shall start by posting a backlog of posts, hash tag mwahahahaha

Wow, the kind of pull tops that actually came off the cans. Nice #monsterdon

What's the name of the farmer? I keep hearing it as "Covid", but that cant' be right.

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Also, I gotta say, that peach-colored shirt is an _interesting_ choice for a character named "Rack". XD

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Just waiting for the Godmonster to shamble across a field in the background #Monsterdon

@blogdiva Fairy tale cabins are safe so long as there is no step mother involved. Just don't piss off any local witches or listen to any werewolves in winter and you'll do fine.
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People should not insult spiders. They don't like that. Also, slamming doors on them is just rude.
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Amazing spider BONK on the door. Rude.

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Emma Washbasin tree landlord

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A Wild Lesbian Appeared! #monsterdon

You can tell she’s from Elsewhere because of that rock music. #monsterdon

Ah yes, everyone knows spiders are so easily stopped by doors. Implacable barriers no arachnid has ever thwarted. #Monsterdon

Quarantine for one cow? That is such a stark reminder of how we hope it should go versus how reality is. Love they are thinking that so soon. #Monsterdon

Don't taunt the spider, buddy #monsterdon

Dogs and cows do a lot of the heavy lifting in building up the suspense in these movies. #monsterdon

Tyre spiders are the worst

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damn spiders about to have themselves a field day OUT here, if i'm any judge of a movie. #monsterdon

Spiders love to live in tires. I'd watch out in here .#monsterdon #kingdomOfTheSpiders

Chekovs pilot called 'Baron'

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#Monsterdon Chekhov’s biplane

The first half-hour of this movie is just THICK with foreshadowing. We're on the dark side of the moon over here. #Monsterdon

Nothing worse than backseat mooers #monsterdon

animals can sense spiders. it is known

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nice kid, but this dog isn't half the actor cow was

totally miscast

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Listen, I'm no rancher but I feel like that is not the best way to transport cattle
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DOGGY NO! Don't be a hero!
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@swelljoe she called him 'john,' which we learn is his dead brother's name #monsterdon

...Just occurred to me I didn't check DoesTheDogDie.com for this week >_> #Monsterdon

Well, that's the last we will see of that dog

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