Had to check imdb to see whether Rack's last name is Nordstrom #monsterdon

Is that Mrs. Sammy Davis Jr? Yes it is! #Monsterdon

this puppy WILL defend his humans from ALL THREATS. please. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero
I am sorry to inform you:
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/10267

#Monsterdon

that puppy better not get attacked by spiders

#monsterdon

Lol I love when a dog is a terrible actor, that little guy is watching his trainer and telegraphing every command

#Monsterdon

Why do I suspect the dog is not long for this world…. 🐕

#Monsterdon

NO…not going to QUARANTINE are you?

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

It's never a good sign when these B movies pad things out with long driving shots.

This one wasn't TOO bad. #monsterdon

Hell yeah, Travco motorhome! #Monsterdon

Is that Prince Albert in a can?

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

#Monsterdon Strings and Electric Guitars -- how Bond Theme!

That wrestling scene was weird. Sexual tension, laughing, and then...anger out of nowhere? I must have missed some context. #Monsterdon

A+ sauntering music. #monsterdon

That is some action veterinarian music as Shat drives to Flag Staff.
#Monsterdon #KingdomoftheSpiders

ACTION WAGON

#monsterdon #KingdomeOfTheSpiders

Lovely country #monsterdon

So why the Blacula driving music? #Monsterdon

🦖#Monsterdon

🕷️ KINGDOM OF
THE TRIVIA 🕷️

The score for #KingdomOfTheSpiders is mostly taken from various episodes of "The Twilight Zone" music (Jerry Goldsmith) from 1959.

man this soundtrack is all over the place

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@steggy Arizona tricorder #monsterdon

"Calf's dead."

THE SENSITIVE VET #Monsterdon

"I swabbed as hard as I could, but the cow didn't make it"

#monsterdon

Poor cow #monsterdon

Swabbing Intensifies #Monsterdon

"I did what I could. I cleaned her ears with a qtip."

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

@slott56 The disorienting thing is that his belly is so flat #monsterdon

Charlotte's Web 2: Electric Boogaloo - from @starkraving666 who's busy knitting

#monsterdon #kingdomOfTheSpiders

#monsterdon Big OLE WARNING- if you scroll up to read you're about to hit a WHOLE BUNCH of SPIDERS. Spider pictures, spider jokes, Cow noses for some reason, and William Shatner. Mute the #monsterdon hashtag if you want to be guaranteed to be spared this, and unmute it sometime later (if you please).

Ew, this cow has rabbies
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"Calf's dead"

fuucckkkkk

#monsterdon

Our farmer puts on a shirt to meet the vet. Was there a time lapse I missed?

Also, that's gross (the cow foaming at the mouth, not the farmer's shirt, that's a pretty inoffensive plaid)

#Monsterdon

@nev
I think I'll join you

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Shatner has a swab, he must be doing SCIENCE!

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#Monsterdon 🕷️ 👑 🕷️ 👑 🕷️ 👑

Welp, Shatner can ride and all but he's not much of a vet.

That cow neds to be saved.

Run COW!!!!!!!
#Monsterdon

#kingdomofthespiders

#Monsterdon Great rug. My understanding is Shatner always had a toupee.

If iit's bad, I'm blaming "Bud" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch is on the job, but so far...no joe. :(

Wearing a black hat - he's supposed to be an asshole.

Oh yeah - the Black Plague is still hanging out in that part of the country. One tends to forget.

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

a bit late bc I was fixing myself an extra strong whiskey soda bc I am not gonna get through this sober

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@jonny As long as we can be rooting against Shatner I'm happy either way.

#Monsterdon

This ..... swab ..... is ..... in ..... the ..... sample ..... tube.

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

my god - it's a q-tip!

#monsterdon #KingdomeOfTheSpiders

I've been trying to write a post expressing how Shatner's ass in those jeans is making me feel, but it's really complicated folks. #Monsterdon

I wonder if shatner lobbied for the song to sing it I mean?

#monsterdon

No calf with sores all over it is a cinch to win

Where's Bones when you need him? #monsterdon

too early to tell if we're supposed to be rooting for the spiders or the cows #monsterdon

Shatner’s character is called Rack. Therefore to be known as Rack N Pinion #monsterdon

Aw, poor heifer #monsterdon

Shatner looks pretty good on a horse there

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

THE BLACK LEG. SO DANGEROUS. SO SPOOKY. SO BLACK. #monsterdon #kingdomOfTheSpiders

So, Shatner totally got a stunt double to do all the roping, didn't he?

#monsterdon

Lassoing a cow is easy, lassoing your girlfriend (?) (!) is easy, but can you lasso five thousand spiders

#Monsterdon

Yeah, I'm just gonna be seeing sheep monsters through this whole movie. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I followed you all the way from the glory hole, to birdie valley #kingdomOfTheSpiders #GodMonsterOfTheIndianFlats

@moira I wept #monsterdon

@jonny But he definitely isn't John!

#monsterdon

Bill is lookin red. #monsterdon

Uh, this took a BDSM turn I wasn't expecting...

#Monsterdon

sqee sqee frolick ... wopps, faux pas

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"My brother's gone. Deal with it." #Monsterdon

Did that just say it was a call for .... Dr. Korby?

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

some history there oooooOOOO #monsterdon

That's so inappropriate Mr vet
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Dr. Colby is sending him a message by subspace #monsterdon

That lasso-your-boss scene reminded me very strongly of my brother.

Related: I very much do not like my brother.

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

So did he re-sheath the syringe (big safety no-no) or did it not have a needle (weird)?

#Monsterdon

is the main cowboy william shatner? i never know who these guys are until you all tell me #monsterdon

"C'mon, cow. The first one's free." - Shatner.

#monsterdon #kingdomOfTheSpiders

William Jerk-ner. #monsterdon

Just a little slap and tickle ... but my name's not John.

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

#monsterdon definitey bear over man

wait is his horse his receptionist? #monsterdon

Yes, Shatner's character is named Rack #Monsterdon

AWKWARD. #monsterdon

@blogdiva ridin' the range, shootin' up cattle

#monsterdon

Shat don't cotton to no dirty mouths on his women. #Monsterdon

That's a lawsuit......

#monsterdon

Technical difficulties to start on time, but enjoying the nice scenery shots.
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@jonny Very orange opening credits, with country music soundtrack! "Peaceful Verde Valley" ... but it's orange. Mooo! I sense doom approaching that cow and her cowbell. I like the diverse ranchers and cowhands. Oh, that's the vet and his assistant! uh, girlfriend? What was all that I'm-not-my-brother drama? Is he wearing a pager? Yes. #Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

lassooing the woman suggests we will not have a bechdel pass this week, unless all the spiders are women #monsterdon

GROSS THAT'S MY SISTER. - John, Probably. #monsterdon #kingdomOfTheSpiders

@phoutz Spider cam!
Spider cam!
Sees what only a spider can!
#Monsterdon

Shatner shouldn't have a chance with her, she doesn't have green skin, after all. #monsterdon

WE HAVE SHATNER

#monsterdon

Bold choice to show the dung-covered posterior of a bull with better focus and lighting than ANY of the faces we've seen so far

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Wait is Shatner doing a Western accent? I'm not sure I can deal with that.

#Monsterdon

Look at that crisp white shirt on Shat. #Monsterdon

What are they REALLY talking about?

#monsterdon

bear or cowboy william shatner

bear or cowboy william shatner

bear or cowboy william shatner

#bear #monsterdon #KingdomeOfTheSpiders

Getting Godmonster flashbacks...

#monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders #GodmonsterOfIndianflats

alright, there he is. brace yourselves. #monsterdon

@msh haha nice one

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Cow: I demand to speak to a lawyer #monsterdon

Spider POV, cool

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

I love how they cut the shots so the cow is turning to look at the cameraman "stalking" through the grass with every cut.

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

Overalls with no shirt: how you know it's hollywood and not a real farm. It's called a farmer's tan for a reason!

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Awwww

Here goes Bertha

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Old movies always have this shocking tense music when NOTHING is happening. It's literally a cow. Standing in a field. #monsterdon