pretty sure spider took a bite of some canadian bacon right there

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They don’t have too many resources. A couple of handguns. A couple of fire extinguishers. A well-stocked bar…and some chemical toilets…

#KingdomOfTheSpiders

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lmao I really thought she was putting the pot under the vent to catch the spiders like it was a leak in a rainstorm #Monsterdon

mmmm spider soup #monsterdon

Her guy was a pretty convincing corpse, all things considered #monsterdon

AAAAAACK! they're coming in from the vent!!!!

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@Taweret Hey you wanted spiders, you got spiders

Though I admit I wouldn't mind seeing the spiders munching on some cotton candy

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Fake spider killing movie where the Sheriff can't even roll over a single spider with his car. #monsterdon

eeewwww through the ventilators!

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tarantulas: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

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I guess we've entered the explicit spider abuse portion of this movie

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Health dep't gonna shut that kitchen down real quick #Monsterdon

killing people with her stew! legend. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The spiders move incredibly slow so it would take them time to web up a whole person.

#monsterdon I demand to know what's going on around here "Well your hat is hideous enough that the rest of the cast is feeding themselves to the spiders"

- on preview "Miller" sign on the wall, I thought you couldn't get Miller on that side of the Mississippi River, like you couldn't get Coors in the East back then :confused:

"Give me all the emotions you feel while chopping onions, ALL of them!"

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There's spiders everwhere! In the cars, in the houses! I went to the bathroom, and they were already in my colon! #monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

NO SPIDERS YOU LEAVE EMMA AND HER FLANNEL SHIRT ALONE #monsterdon

Spider soup - it's what's for dinner!

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Spider soup anyone?
It's all we got...

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@Taweret I have a bad feeling...
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aaaand there we go

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Reversing! On the Driveway Full of Spiders #Monsterdon

That's a better Wilhelm. 7/10 #monsterdon

framing

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Shooting your hand off to get the spider was also not expected. #Monsterdon

A fire extinguisher? That just makes them fire resistant! Shat's really not thinking things through here. #Monsterdon

All our agents are helping other customers. Please hold. #spider #monsterdon

The degree to which they’re NOT stepping on them is getting silly. #monsterdon

Spiders can get into every car, but somehow can't get into a log-home style lodge?

Oops, I stand corrected lololol
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I want Shat's turquoise watchband too.
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Do you think Shatner took on this film because he thought it was brave truth-telling about the dangers of DDT? And the public would see him making out with a sexy entomologist and be inspired to write their congressman?

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It's so distracting that they have real labels on the bottles at the bar. I keep on thinking "Why two bottles of Cutty Sark on the top shelf?" #Monsterdon

@SRLevine I think that's the hallmark of alien spiders that lay eggs in you so you can incubate them while you slowly die

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We call this the Spidey Shuffle ...

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when are we gonna get to the county fair

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@SRLevine That must have been baby Mothra larvae who did that #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe started with the commie spiders, and now we have gay penguins. #Monsterdon

aw, not the "hilarious" phone operator! #monsterdon

"He was wrapped up in a cocoon like a pakig" #Monsterdon

Though I will credit this movie with spurring me to learn that tarantula is a family, not a species, and that they *are* found in Arizona
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula

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I never wear close-toed shoes outside of concerts, court, and funerals, so the spiders would have me dead to rights #Monsterdon

Ok, I'm pretty sure the guy wrapped in silk was still breathing there, so maybe points for realism? Do these type of spiders do that?

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@jonny farce of nature

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Hmm. Does insecticide become neutralized in fire or so much worse? Could go either way. #Monsterdon

working real hard to make us forget that our heroes could just walk right past the spiders

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Keep expecting John Goodman to show up.

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Shatner has not had a full shat crazy scene yet, but I can tell it's coming. #monsterdon

Yeah he definitely ran some over. #monsterdon

Giggle - webbed handyman keeps twitching. Wonder how many takes that took (and if he freaked out at some point)

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People in this part of Arizona are gonna develop a tradition of very large, wide shoes. #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow keeps saying "another 20 bucks... another 20 bucks... another 20 bucks" every time somebody drives over the spiders xD

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sherrif takes of his hat and finds one hiding underneath. #monsterdon

"What the hell is wrong?!?"

What do you think Shatner? Have you been watching the movie so far?

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Oh when the spider's come baaaaack to Flagstaff~~~
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The guys screams are way too amusing for the seriousness of the scene. #Monsterdon

Shatner's got the feet of Fred Astaire when he needs 'em #Monsterdon

@srol this made me snort up my drink

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He closes that door like "Sorry to disturb you sir, please, continue." #Monsterdon

OK, Shatner dance-running to avoid the spiders was funny

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Guys, The phone is dead in a town without direct-dial service. You know what that means, right?

Maybe somebody should check out that phone operator lady.

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Shatner's toupee is doing all the hard work in this movie. #monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

My [39M] spiders [2, 3, 2, 6, 10, 12, 5, 10, 13, 1, 3, 8, 7…] have unionized (self.relationships)

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LMAO like when the swallows come back to Capistrano!!! You're right, guy who puts the RV in perv

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Shatner's walking without rhythm so he doesn't attract the worm #Monsterdon

How are these spiders popping up in random places without occupying the space in between? Transporter beams? #monsterdon

and that's why i hate the woods. too many creepy insects.

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Classic Shatner 'action pose'

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lololol, man's playing hopscotch with those spiders. #monsterdon

You know, I was just thinking that Shatner has chewed relatively little of this scenery.

And then he took a dramatic look down at those stairs and ran across the courtyard.

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#monsterdon That lady's husband is so weird.

he's got spider disco fever!

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Those spiders must be clinging really well to the man as the centrifugal force should have sent them flying.
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@catzilla Being surrounded by protagonists is a common trope in spider horror movies

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@Configures i couldn't have done it alone, i have so many people to thank #monsterdon

yeah, keep your johnsons in the lodge, good idea. #monsterdon

♫ When the spiiiiiiiders cooome baaaaaaack to Capistraaaaano~ #Monsterdon

I really feel bad for the spiders killed/fucked with in this movie idk #monsterdon

"Linda's mother"
I think this woman has been in the small town longer than you and knows who everyone is. #Monsterdon

@peter_mcmahan @cheribaker I do like the anti-DDT message of #KingdomOfTheSpiders and the bravery of that poor mother trying to save her daughter from a hundred? spiders with a broom. #Monsterdon

"The spiders were watching me! They said the liked my 'vibe'!" - Mr Johnson, swinger

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me: *takes a big sip of drink*

scientist lady: "the spiders, so far only the tarantulas, have organized themselves into an aggressive army"

me: i've made a huge mistake

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Poor framing in that swing rescue scene, showing the mom only from the waist up #monsterdon

@peter_mcmahan @wohali so they are kinda like zombies. Slow, fast, quiet, loud, whatever they need to be for the particular plot line

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The spiders are pissed… and they have a plan.

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Y'know I have not actually seen the spiders attacking anyone, just kind of swarming everywhere

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#monsterdon anytime the bartender shows on screen I think of the song bartender by T-Pain.

I imagine if the knowledge we have now about flying / gliding spiders would make this airplane scene so much more enjoyable. Parachuting spider attack. #Monsterdon

I want to say that "organized themselves into an aggressive army" is overstating things, but we *did* get spider aviation combat, I suppose she ain't wrong.

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Automated subtitles: "Iraq is right."

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The phone isn't just dead, it's GRAVEYARD DEAD!

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JEEBUS
I wasn't expecting *that* shooting.

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Set your handgun to "stun" #monsterdon

I like how they don't bother to check under the seat. #monsterdon

@wohali
Right? The particular way that the spiders are dangerous in this movie is unclear. Sometimes they'll sneak up and murder, and sometimes you can be surrounded by them and be fine.

#Monsterdon #spiders

that's a #monsterdonBingo #monsterdon

Fake Shatner tears in 3, 2, 1. #monsterdon

The truck is compromised! Just run!
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The plane crashes right next to them and they are USELESS in a crisis.
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This movie has no sense of scale in terms of how dangerous the spiders are

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