#Monsterdon Who is he narrating to!?

So much tension! Need another cig.

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@Taweret Ah, the voiceover ruined it :/ #Monsterdon

"...the plan is a simple one. We will go outside while everyone else smokes."

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4th break!

Peleton lol, fabric rinse, plaque psoriasis meds, ski pass.

Is it fucked up that we have ads for Scrips? It seems super American. #Monsterdon #ItTheTerrorFromBeyondSpace

@aburka @annathepiper This film actually delivers! Take that Wasp Woman poster with the flying Wasp lady! 🤣 #Monsterdon

back to smoking! in space! #monsterdon

STOP SMOKING IN SPACE >:( #Monsterdon

At least Batman and Robin used a rope
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Syncronised spacewalk right on! #Monsterdon

bingo but also i think most of these happened in the first 5 minutes of the movie #monsterdon

that's an 80s music video just waiting to happen right there. #monsterdon

Wow, you can see the matte lines where the crew are walking along the spacecraft in the long shot. #monsterdon

Just gotta get down to the deflector dish and defeat the Borg trying to send a signal to the Collective. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon starting an EVA while a space-ambulance goes by apparently

sideways footage, eerie silence

kinda cool ngl

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Future Olympic Sport: Space Synchronized Walking

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@Taweret Love that they’re doing it 60s Batman building- climb style. #Monsterdon

"This may sound horrible, but you were right and we were all wrong"
That probably sounds a-ok to him #Monsterdon

magnetic boots? #monsterdon

@jonny 🤣🤣🤣 He didn't actually fake the moon landing, but his warnings about the space baby were dead serious! #Monsterdon

"They'll have to go down this corridor..." My dude, this 'corridor' is the outside of the ship.

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They're gonna pass Burt Ward and Adam West going in the other direction. #Monsterdon #ItTheTerrorfromBeyondSpace

Ah crap baskets! Gino is a zombie! Is he a brains zombie though?
Wait did the monster in the huge air ducts just nuzzle a man's face and let him live? IT gave him the raspberry!
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getting a whole lotta questions about my cycling control that are already answered by my cycling control normal indicator #monsterdon

wheeee just a nice untethered space walk, nbd #monsterdon

I fully expect '66 Batman and Robin to be scaling up the ship going in the other direction.

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Wow, those "space suits" are really unflattering

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@annathepiper that's two more bingoes! #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

the vast of space, so vast that it doesn't reach the left side of the screen #monsterdon

a space walk scene? that's actually kinda cool for a 50s movie

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cycling/vaccuum. so, you just toss your rug into the lift and it cleans it for you? #monsterdon

“Yep, sure would be a shame if you didn’t come back,” her face was clearly saying. #Monsterdon

not smoking in the space suits? spacewalks always make me want the refreshing taste of menthol, myself

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What was their plan?
“Let’s make him really really angry and then shoot him.”
“Sounds good.”
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We have definitely seen far goofier space suits. Looks like someone actually spent some time on those. #Monsterdon #ItTheTerrorfromBeyondSpace

@thekitmalone They paid for the tickets? #iMayBeAbot #Monsterdon

@annathepiper and helmets! #monsterdon

maybe try bribing the monster with cigarettes idk

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#monsterdon what is this guy gonna do, tend to space bees?

"you were right, there is a monster killing everyone instead of you killing everyone." literally endless romantic stare
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@paco I bet this crew makes really terrible rice #LeaveItCovered #Monsterdon

Oh good space suit. Velour :D #Monsterdon

@arisummerland are you on Pluto tonight?
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Ooh looks like we have A PLAN TO CAPTURE THE MONSTER. #Monsterdon

Why are there grenades on a spaceship? #monsterdon

@paco cook served burritos again? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm sickos at the window looking at two characters holding hands awkwardly

@SchlocklusterVideo i would absolutely love it if kubric was like actually the baby was not a metaphor at all it was actually a giant baby and the movie was wholly literal #monsterdon

@strangefour Monster pops up like "Geno I been lookin' for ya ya mook!" #Monsterdon

Why do they keep opening the door!? That has not worked out well at all in the past. #monsterdon

They got guns, gas and grenades, but no one thought to bring a bone saw. #Monsterdon #ItTheTerrorfromBeyondSpace

this guy has so much more oxygen than he's seen in his entire life, they should give him a bowl of water and he'll be happy as a puppy

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@YsengrinWolf "Hey everybody, be careful, there's a light grenade here!"

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RIP Gino. No more fresh made pizza like mama used to make...
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On the subject of Cold War-era space adventure films, am I the only one who was mildly disappointed that the sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey didn't revolve around the forces of earth teaming up to do battle with a giant kaiju Star Child?
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Does it bother anyone else that she came out of the GALLEY to update them on the autopsy? You know, where the coffee is _RIGHT THERE_ inside the door? Shouldn’t they have a sick bay? Even submarines have a sick bay! #Monsterdon

@strangefour First Contact Fetish!

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Athlete's Foot is like a storm raging inside you... #Monsterdon

Huh so we see the monster banging on the hatch, let's just open that hatch and poke our faces in to see

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it's got geno! ooh-oh-oh-ohohohhh ohhhh-ohhhhh!

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"why's it so quiet"
maybe it's sleepy. it did just have a couple big meals. #monsterdon

@sean I used to label stuff at work "FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY" no one ever touched it! #Monsterdon

Death by mummification!

And why do we keep opening and closing the hatches?

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well if that's what you call exploring then I can see a little more clearly how we got here. #monsterdon #ittheterrorfrombeyondspace

maybe throw some more grenades at it. i think it likes that

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@Gurre i think beyond the language used the test is more about the women having agency and being active drivers of the story rather than merely reacting to the actions of the men around them, so being doctors talking about a man who has died is like 'are they as doctors able to exert the same kind of agency as the man who went and got himself dead' which is a weird edge case #monsterdon

Wait is this just an unofficial take on the AE Vogt's The Black Destroyer ? Only it's not a cute space kitty.
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If that dude had been completely dehydrated he'd have left a pile of debris, not a corpse. #monsterdon

So we're basically just Slurpies to IT. #Monsterdon

Get the Salt Monster and the Osmotic Edible Fluid Consumer together, and see what happens. #Monsterdon
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Bullets, grenades, nothing stops it! We have tried 100% of possible weapons! #monsterdon

Edible fluid?

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for a given value of "edible" ma'am. #monsterdon

How 'bout a little fire Scarecrow?

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@trixter I just had the same thought, it looks pretty cool!
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So, the monster's head looks strange because the actor didn't want to travel for a fitting, and the measurements were off.

Apparently the actor had a large chin, so ... "[Corrigan's]...bulbous chin stuck out through the monster's mouth, so the make-up man painted his chin to look like a tongue". Blaisdell then added a bottom row of fangs that covered Corrigan's jutting chin.

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Wait the guy's bone marrow got eaten OH SHIT THIS IS A GIANT MOOPSY? :O

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“bullets, grenades, nothing stops it! except this hatch…” #monsterdon

Edible fluid!!
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this ship is pretty amazing and virtually indestructible but man the lower decks really SUCK #Monsterdon

@strangefour@retro.pizza Probably just something stuck in the pipes.

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Martians got tails!

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#monsterdon anyone else have one of those _exact_ gas masks laying around somewhere? I think they were cold-war civil defense

"Welp. We beefed it. Now what?" #Monsterdon

This movie feels like someone started with a Hogan's Heroes In Space plot, carefully excised all the comedy, and then dumbed it down for the 6 year olds in the audience. #Monsterdon
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@moira All the masers got used up in the last few movies, they didn't have any left

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Again, folks, I remind you that YOU'RE IN A SPACE SHIP, BREATHING RECYCLED AIR!?!?!

Think ahead for two seconds!

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"we'll use the gas grenades as a last resort"
*20 seconds later* throwing 300 gas grenades
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Um. Do spaceships normally roar like wild animals hungering for the flesh of man?
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@Taweret@octodon.social That would be unsporting!

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Monster: I GOT YER FOOT THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARS

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ah, venice. #monsterdon

@howler0502 or they could talk in a high pitched voice. #Monsterdon

Well, we don't seem to be concerned about fire ...

Bullets do not faze the rubbery Martian!

(and a flashback to my days as a creature manager ... "Stop touching your mask-face! It just looks silly!")

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Grenades, firearms, now GAS grenades. These fuckers even brought war crimes with them. #Monsterdon
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Well done (lights up a cigarette) smoke them out
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smart Martian. figured out stairs real quick. #monsterdon

okay, you know how Bolaji Badejo infused "Alien" with eerie menace despite just being a guy in a suit, e. g. in this screen test where he is just wearing the head? https://youtu.be/xpKi41a1rJI

this…isn't that

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they brought handguns, rifles, gas, grenades... and not _one_ mazer?

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