(why did they need to take her clothes?)

#Monsterdon

These aliens are actually Underpants Gnomes. Phase Three is profit!

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It's 92 degrees, Johnny, and I need MORE COW BELL!

#Monsterdon

,,rug...it's a rug...
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@RobynGoodfellow It's okay, alien glitter gets itself out of your house

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Boy's remarkably clean-shaven for a guy who's been up all night, and clean for hanging about in the desert

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"I don't take responsibility for anything!"

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Glitter that just disappears when it's spilled on the floor? That would sell like hotcakes!

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At first nobody believed anything and now everyone's all "LET'S GET GUNS!" #monsterdon #ItCameFromOuterSpace

Dear John, I'm done with this human shit. I'm a burner now. I'll live off alien dick eyes and muishrooms
-Ellen

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He looks like a melted Mr. Potato Head. 😂 #Monsterdon

of course Ellen would look great in a dramatic black gown, she's a Scorpio after all #monsterdon

Again, totally looks like gyodai #monsterdon

man, that's gonna take ages to clean up, and then the vacuum's gonna be so full of glitter i'll have to buy a new one. alright, that's it, these aliens must die! #monsterdon

Oh my God these aren't padded hangers! All your suit jackets will be RUINED AHHHHH!!!!!!

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Aliens are messy. #monsterdon

They just leave a trail of pixy dust wherever they go?

Ahhh! Aliens spooed glitter in my house. And stole all my clothes.

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Matt will kill everyone and everything between him and his one true love, lecturing Ellen about missing school. #Monsterdon

He's never NEVER getting that glitter out of his house. #monsterdon #ItCameFromOuterSpace

Johnny's life is a series of exercises in futility...first trying to convince everyone aliens have arrived from outer space and now trying to convince a cop not to be a bastard #Monsterdon

SCARY COAT HANGERS OHNOEZ

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@arisummerland Definitely looked like it

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OH GOD, THE CLOTHES HANGARS!!!! #Monsterdon

DUN DUN DUN Coat hangers. #monsterdon #ItCameFromOuterSpace

92 degrees. The devil's temperature.
Damn those Franks and Georges. Bums ever one of them.
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Like cats, the aliens know to leave their sand ONLY on the carpet, where it's hardest to clean.

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We have souls and we are good—but we will kill all our hostages if you come near us!
#Monsterdon

The Mothra fairies have visited! Either that or Santa's glitter is finally coming unglued. #Monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole
I'm glad I'm not the only one seeing the shifting color thing on the car!
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John's overwhelmed by the alien's beauty #monsterdon

is that craft glitter or kraft glitter and was this kraft glitter union-served?

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Dunno about you all, but if I saw a spider walking toward me I'd be like "oh my gosh a friend! Let me get out of your way little spider fren."

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ACAB #monsterdon #ItCameFromOuterSpace

Why does he believe the aliens? Why assume they're telling the truth? #monsterdon

"When are you gonna stop being a badge and become a human being"

It was in this moment that Johnny became the hero the audience wanted.

#Monsterdon

Craft alien glitter. You're doomed, Johnny.

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Was that yet another plastic spider, but being pulled on a string? #Monsterdon

Commie monster seems like an unreliable source #monsterdon

What an amazingly fake spider.

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I kill only what tries to kill me"

Well I have some good news...

#monsterdon

"...oh I understood. It was a spider."

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Oh dear, she's changed into her
Audrey Hepburn dress/scarf combo, and they've fired up the theremin; that doesn't bode well

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@apLundell@octodon.social The prop guy could've done it, but the production company's insurance refused to cover it.

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because when the alien came out of the cave, he should have been like 'oh yeah, i saw you the other night in the road'

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TBH kind of a respectable looking alien, all things considered

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@apLundell if he could, wouldn't it drive audiences mad tho?

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[Dramatic music intensifies] #monsterdon

"If you just... take your helmet off, and brush your tentacles... like this..." *James Blunt starts playing, Johnny and the alien slow dance*
#monsterdon

I think the sheriff was supposed to be Broderick Crawford, but they blew the budget on special effects.

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John: "What are you doing? What are you wearing?" #monsterdon

BUT IN THE CLOSET WAS... Nothing but what he brought with him.
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“…oh, you’re just a one-eyed alien. pretty normal” #monsterdon

The EYEBALL is revealed and attached to a not so scary creature. I don't understand what has everyone so upset. #Monsterdon

All this trouble just because the alien has body image issues.
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I love how Sci-Fi and fantasy horror always promise that monsters are ugly enough to drive people mad ... but when it's in movie form, the prop guy just can't deliver on that promise, because of course he can't.

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This is a very reasonable alien. Do not judge him by his appearance. #monsterdon

You broke Rule #1! Never let the audience get a good look at the monster

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We can't show ourselves, we're having a bad hair day.
This is having shades of It Conquered the World. #Monsterdon

uhh, glitter around the house, Johnny is going to alien-score!
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Darn I wanted to hear him scream like a Girl Scout

#monsterdon

Why did you tell him which mine the vulnerable alien is in? That is going to be a mistake 1950s Phil Hartman.
Oh more glitter jizz on the carpet.
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did he forget he already saw a alien tho?

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"Very well. You asked to see this"
<unzips>

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Upon exiting the mine, the Vogon began to recite poetry.

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The smattering of hair on the gooey monster is a nice touch.

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@Taweret "My friends...and The Girl"

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Who did your hair!?!?!

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"Keep your people away, or I will destroy you"
Same aliens, same.

"Only an error lead us to be here" "Oh we're back to 'it's all your fault' Korbo'" "Shut it. I'm talking to the human." #monsterdon #ItCameFromOuterSpace

Suddenly she's in a film titled Wuthering Craters #monsterdon

Somebody butchered a unicorn in there #monsterdon

This colorized version is wack—John's car is all iridescent multicolor! #Monsterdon

"We can't meet you in friendship because you would react with horror." 100% accuracy, but n=6 or so. Bears more testing.

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"You would be horrified at the sight of us!"
"Oh really?"
*shopping sequence*
#monsterdon

"We're repairing our ship. We'll be gone in a few hours. You'll see us when it is time"

"Time for killing or taking over?"

Dude, they just said they had a space flat tire. #monsterdon

Nope. I'm going back to this being Kosh. Definitely a grunge stage or something, but yeah, Kosh.

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@mattgriffin "... does whatever a spider-puppet does...🎶" #Monsterdon

So let me get his queer.

Alien leaves glitter in it's wake, has a taste for fashion, and evil makeovers, and their ship explodes in the presence of straight people kissing.

#monsterdon

"We are good." Sure, that's what not-good people would say. #monsterdon #ItCameFromOuterSpace

why not? asks the dude who went to see if he hit somebody with his car by pulling a revolver out of his pocket. #monsterdon

"You would be horrified by the sight of us. Give us a chance to shave and put a nice shirt on." #monsterdon

@yatsu
Think it might be. 🤔
#Monsterdon

"One eyed one armed flying purple people eater"
#Monsterdon

"Come out where I can see you!"

"No."

#Monsterdon

you don't want to gaze into this brown eye. HAVE YOU SEEN CAT BUTTS? THESE ARE WORSE
#monsterdon

Leave the spider puppet out of this! #Monsterdon

"Come out and let me see you!!"

"No."

Eat shit, Johnny!!

#Monsterdon

Oh she's in her driving evening gown. #Monsterdon

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Very old Doctor Who looking monsters. Cheap but looks good in shadows.
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I have questions about how alien Ellen found that outfit without getting noticed

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Oh man im behind but them ol’ timey prospectors didn’t deserve that. #monsterdon ‘

the aliens brought a ladies' fashion expert on their expedition #monsterdon

"...we call it the theramine"

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@sean She always wanted to get into his pants, but not in a euphemistic way? #Monsterdon

Time for what?

For the future. To Serve Man

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Yep #monsterdon

and he'd have the ability to use the passenger door apparently

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#monsterdon "For if we come together,"
he got one big eyeball, he got spooky voicebox, he got slimey frond things he shoot, jello-vision he got tentacles, down, below his knees