Dr. Joyce is well prepared to give no fucks.

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DUDE! Shut UP! This is a movie not a radio drama. #Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

@CactuarJoe i mean, yes, if you must know. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Effects budget doesn't cover that.

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"Running loose in the Pacific"? Bitch it LIVES THERE, are you "running loose" in your 5x8 apartment? #Monsterdon

I _like_ this lady and her desire to get the fuck away from everyone else #monsterdon

His name was Vander Hulme. #Monsterdon #itcamefrombeneaththesea

stopping dead at the mere sight of a woman, no bechdel pass this week #monsterdon

You know, I don't mind the narration moving the story along past the boring parts.

More movies should do that nowadays. #monsterdon

"she's smarter than you, chump, so keep your misygony to yourself." #monsterdon

Oh, she's an EXPERT. So she's gonna be the only woman in this movie is what you're saying. #Monsterdon

@jonny I'm a big fan of unreliable narrators. Bring on the lies. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

“Before you start looking, I may as well tell ya, Vanderhume is dead.”

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

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At least it was a very deliberate decision to call it "it"

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So far not impressed with the middle “scientist”’s questions. If this is the brain trust, I’m worried for the rest of the movie #Monsterdon

Guy defending the woman scientist from a jerk!

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These sets and costumes are pretty good.
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They have their beekeeper outfits on in case it's a Wasp Woman attack #monsterdon

"...three people met"
"I'm Wacko, this is Yacko, and our sister Dot"

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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR LIVES... three people met

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hilariously the audio of these guys in suits is better than in the submarine where they could use direct microphones if they'd bothered

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if you're putting a narrator in the movie they better get emotionally invested and take sides and lose their status as omniscient narrator pretty quick #monsterdon

ULTIMATE NIGHT AT MOVIES
This movie was on a double bill with Creature with the Atom Brain (1955). Awesome!

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So, it's the first time these three people have met. Just how important *is* that?

... pretty big ... enormous ...

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...Hey guys, you wanna show US what's in the case? Y'know, the audience? Remember us? #Monsterdon

"Beyond the scope of Navy men." Have you considered asking the Navy women, or the Navy them? #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

Stop calling it It. Okay - let's call it Fred
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"three people met for the first time in their lives"
audience, meet your script writers. #monsterdon

#monsterdon A problem beyond the scope of navy men: Some fish poop.

i don't know how but i know somehow they will find a way to smoke in those suits

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Oh thank god, the narrator can tie it all up for us. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

Oh nice, the beekeeper style radiation suits. #Monsterdon

Voiceover guy is just teasing the audience now #monsterdon

We've had a lot of narrators in a lot of movies, but wow do I want to strangle this one WAY more than any of the others. #Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

did you try any other color of manuals? #monsterdon

On noes! A problem beyond the scope of Navy manuals!

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I like how they had to specify that all of the film’s characters are fictional in the opening credits … just in case you mistake anyone for one of the actual heroes who saved us from the giant octopus attack on San Francisco … No Stolen Octopi Valor here, folks!
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no regularised licenseplate, just a number sprayed on the trunk. genuinely surprised they didn't have standardised plates by '55.

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The voiceover trying to make it sound like a documentary just isn't landing this time.

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"That's right it's ME, the NARRATOR again! Sorry for being gone so long but I have CLAUSTROPHOBIA and I HAD TO LEAVE!" #Monsterdon

I’m glad the narrator was there to let us know it was only the beginning. #Monsterdon

"Did you see anything?"

"No and neither did you do shut up"

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"a problem beyond the scope of Navy Men" #monsterdon

COFFEE? COFFEEEEEEEEE WANT SOME COFFEE ?! #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

"...chunk of stuff"
"what kind of stuff"
"you know, rubber stuff, like a barrel"

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Navy base seems very well protected what with those two guards and a sign. #Monsterdon

coffee gets a namecheck #monsterdon

"but that was only the beginning" womp womp?

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after that one movie that happened at 500mph the hair on the back of my neck goes up every time someone conspicuously is drinking coffee in a movie #monsterdon

Pro tip: one takes off the dive fins when walking on land.

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#Monsterdon FROGMEN!

never without coffee #monsterdon

the tentacle blob was just trying to give you a hug. #monsterdon

"What did you find down there?"

It's WET, sir! There's water everywhere! #Monsterdon

COFFEE TIME. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Sub surfaces with a giant set of lip prints on it from the creature, Close up to captain shrugging and saying "C'est le guerre!"

"more like a fish? or a barrel? or a barrel of fish?" #Monsterdon

It Is throwing me a bit that the background noise is quite subdued

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check OUT the diving getups

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OKAY!

OKAY?

OKAY!

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nothing like your boss asking you if you’re “not afraid of a little radiation” as a Geiger counter goes wild #monsterdon

Sorry, old chap, we don’t understand your banter at all. #Monsterdon #itcamefrombeneaththesea

Klaxon horn in a sea adventure film: DRINK!
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Grainy black and white, poorly lit, sweaty guys yelling, constant radar clicks, occasional klaxons, this movie is precision engineered to make me throw my TV out a window

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"...not afraid of a little radiation, are ya"
"well, I've heard it can fry the gonads, sir"
"oh right, that"

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Vaguely startled to only just now realize we haven't had any background music? 🤔

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You mean they left dock without being able to electrify the hull? Are these guys beginners or what? #Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea #voyageToTheBottomOfTheSea

flying sub? flying sub? aw, just regular sub

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Time to put on your lead underpants boys #Monsterdon

I think I see it! #Monsterdon

Let out the clutch, guys #monsterdon

@SchlocklusterVideo Is there going to be tentacanal? I'm down if there is. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

Y'think they filmed this in an actual submarine? These shots are way too creative to be standard B-movie fare. #Monsterdon

Ugh … I hate it when they try to add a cheesy plot to Tentacle Hentai to make it seem like a more legitimate film …
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"the call is coming from inside the sub!" #monsterdon

"that's not the engine's fault sir." lololol #monsterdon

Director: That was great, but let’s try another one and make it louder. #Monsterdon

@socketwench literally nothing has happened so far you're good #monsterdon

I admire this submarine set #monsterdon

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it! #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

Godzilla?
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@brion pornograph 😂

How is that not a more common word

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(And heh as a Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea fan, it looks distinctly WEIRD to me to see a more realistically sized control room. I mean DANG if Lee Crane and Chip Morton had been standing that close, that show would have had a LOT more shipping fodder.... ;D )

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Whoops, hit a deer. #Monsterdon

"We're getting a radiation warning. Where's it coming from" Um.. radiation sir? #Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

So like what happened to the big band music...? #monsterdon #itcamefrombeneaththesea

There's Klingons off the starboard bow, sir!

Everybody lean!

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"...55 million dollars worth of submarine"

Oh, so the economy model!

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Whoops, forgot the cameraman up top. Oh well, no union at this point in history, we'll be fine. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 🤣🤣🤣 Octaman is totally out of his league here -- all 20,000 of them!
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take her deep
"like you did last night hur hur hur"
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Those "sonar images" are clearly octopi upskirts. Sad. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

That is a very well pitched sonar ping (or whatever indicator of it they're hearing in the cabin)

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Obviously the creature was attracted by salty music #monsterdon

@joewynne @Taweret #Monsterdon i did not procure the white cranberry juice so i did something a little different recycling the “high noon” from the other week… sub in pineapple tequila (dulce vida brand has a great pineapple/jalapeño) and grand marnier, then top with Fresca or other grapefruit soda, and then drop some blue curaçao down the side like so:

impromptu rorschach tests on this sub, no wonder the guys are tense. #monsterdon

Objects in rear view radar may be larger than they appear #Monsterdon

Traditional naval butt shots #Monsterdon

Harry Harryhausen?!?! ... WHERE'S BUBO!?! WE WANT BUBO!!!!!
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The sonar makes the thing look like the Floating Spaghetti Monster is after them #monsterdon