NIMOY NO! Et tu Goldblum? Et tu?
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I hated him BEFORE he was a pod person.

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Donald, your mustache smells like mustard #IYKYK #BloomCounty #Monsterdon

You'll put her eye out with that nose ...

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Type H you say?

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They'll have to try the fenty lean to stay awake now. #monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBodySnatcher1978

ooh so they ARE reading their minds through the tendrils #monsterdon

...and yeah it's pretty appropriate that David acts fairly similar and is doing the same thing (drugging people) as before he got podded

Okay so does salt water kill these plants or do we have to go back to Truffid style?
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I too react with paranoia when a cab driver tries making small talk #Monsterdon

"It's speed, it'll keep us awake."

"How many are you supposed to take?"

"It says take one."

"Take five."

😂

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Have you seen people?! How bad are these pod people? really? #iMjustAskin #Monsterdon

my adhd ass taking 5 of those and still falling sleep
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so the five pills will come in handy now?

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that's fine pod me up baby #monsterdon

Here's some speed, that'll keep us awake!

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ohhh these gross breathing flowers, aand a goopy little guy

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Lab critique time: I miss having Erlenmeyer flasks with ground glass necks. You don't want a ton of them, but one in each size is surprisingly useful. I didn't inherit any in my current lab though and can't justify buying them.

(ground glass is standard on round bottoms, rolled lips are standard on Erlenmeyers)

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Seriously, I’m not sure I’d resist. #Monsterdon

Decorative throw pillow distribution has started city wide! Come get your comfy zucchinis!
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Ughh, that pile of lint just...just there. #monsterdon

Just going to shoehorn some kissing and romance in here while they're being hunted I guess? I'd not picked up on any romantic subplots

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yeah take a fistful of speed. heart attack, schmeart attack

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@blue IKR?! #Monsterdon

@Lazarou

Well, it might make you paranoid

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“Take five” ZOOOOOOOM!!!

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This is just Thanksgiving pod distribution. Every urban church in America does it in November. #monsterdon

i'll take 5. sure, why not, what have you go to lose, after all. #monsterdon

"You don't have a heart condition, do you?" #Monsterdon

That parade of people carrying butt plugs though #Monsterdon

aw yeah here we go.

"Says Take 1"

"Take 5."

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The pusher said 5

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@otheorange_tag that's my inclination when a poet does that #Monsterdon

I also love the music in here, it sets the tone for the film #monsterdon

This movie is too early for crack, but have you tried cocaine? PCP? #monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBodySnatcher1978

'Course, what's really going on here is that a bunch of people planted zucchini and now they've grown so much they can't get rid of them. They're chasing our heroes down to force them to take all the surplus goddamn zucchini those plants pump out. #Monsterdon

I mean I know the gif is coming. BUT STILL. Try to save a pupper.
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@Taweret the cats conquered the pod planet before setting sights on Earth so we are all pretty much safe from being podded if we are in close enough proximity to cats #Monsterdon

that's a lot of really big gherkins. #monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBodySnatcher1978

#Monsterdon "guaranteed to make you feel like a new man" lol i see what you did there

@blue Maybe if he rhymes the same word WITH THE SAME WORD, the pod people will end themselves? #MonsterDon

@paco Is it? I thought it was pee. #monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBodySnatcher1978

@ricci honestly I would assume it goes forward and they try to find the original and kill them?? they are probably sedating them with their tendrils though #monsterdon

@paco how did they get video of my lab?
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It took an alien invasion for her to break up with Jeffrey Pod and kiss that fine mustache.

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That pier is probably now a Blue Bottle coffee roastary.

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Puppy! Banjoman!
Um maybe don't just kick the pod. Like kick it down a hill atleast. Try to wake the man up. Something?
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sleep in SHIFTS dog you already KNOW that #monsterdon

@ricci I think the pod person takes over the original person's licenses so none of their bodily functions are allowed to run any more #monsterdon

Bleh. Like kissing a bath brush. #Monsterdon

@jonny @ricci But do they get progressively less smart? There is a movie with that gag that I'm blanking on the name of right now (but I don't *think* Goldblum was in it)

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@CactuarJoe oh, yeah i sure missed that. #monsterdon

GROSS #monsterdon #invasionofthebodysnatchers1978

Do Type H have a smell to them?

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Is this the most appropriate time for kissing? #monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBodySnatcher1978

aw the main leads get to kiss while staying as quiet as possible so they don't die #monsterdon

#monsterdon Director of the original movie was the cab driver in this version according to the commentary

Also that pod that got dinged up by the banjo player went on to play a bit role in Full Metal Alchemist.

@lytta but like what if the person, say, wakes up and runs off? does the pod not hatch?

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It's SCIENCE! #Monsterdon

this movie is very tense

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Wait. Wait. How did they get from partway-to-the-airport to City Center? That seems… difficult. #Monsterdon

@ricci Sortof a Schroedingers Pod? #MonsterDon

also, did i miss what happened to Jeff G's wife? did she just kinda disappear from this movie, or...? #monsterdon

@ricci I'm going with the no-cloning theorem, and that the mind is inherently quantum, but then they threw that out when growing multiple Sutherlands. #monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBodySnatcher1978

WILL WE EVER GET CLOSURE ON THE BANJO GUY AND HIS DOG!?

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@ricci I think they just kill the person after they duplicate them? #monsterdon

So much creepier than the chase scene in the original version of the film #monsterdon

@moira #Monsterdon
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guessing Jerry GarciaDog, should be coming up soon?

(so annoyed that I'm missing this...)

@ricci nah like the protagonist is doing fine you could just hang out and make a bunch of pod versions of you i dont see an issue #monsterdon

No, telling her there actually isn't a problem isn't helping her. #monsterdon

@ai6yr #Monsterdon is awesome!

@lytta omg didn't expect that

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Where is a poet going to get help against an alien invasion? #Monsterdon

Pooch Pod

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This movie is just about being the last two humans on earth, then? #monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBodySnatcher1978

#monsterdon they're all pods

They'll never look for us here...at my work.

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The action of this movie happens in an alternate reality where the punk movement never happened in time #monsterdon

pod cabbie #Monsterdon

lol you can kill a pod by kicking it? #monsterdon

Slowly make eye contact, slowly look back. #monsterdon

i mean, surely you could simply not take a cab to the airport? just hotwire a car or something? even walking would be better rn. #monsterdon

what is it? It's you. You're type H.

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Ooh a shoe and pants fashion parade

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Time to skip out on the fare, guys #Monsterdon

The red light district is still safe from the pods.
No one sleeps down in fuck town.
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@brooke I see what you did there 😂

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Pods walk together in rhythm.
Pods do not run.
Scream pods. Scream.
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Ah yes, the famous burrito barkers of San Francisco, each trying to get passersby to visit their burrito stand. #monsterdon

@brooke #StartsSobbing I, I don't know how to parse that sentence! WHICH WAY?! #VeryClever #MonsterDon

I keep getting reminded of Woman on the Run, a 1950 noir movie in San Francisco.
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Are the people trying to get passersby into strip clubs MORE or LESS likely to be pod people? 🤔

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I'm glad that businesses around here don't hire people to damn near kidnap people from the street. #Monsterdon

Type H, guys. TYPE H. H FOR HUMAN GET OUT #Monsterdon

I like to think that all of Jeff Goldblum’s movies take place in the same cinematic universe #Monsterdon

Type H
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I keep expecting a harpsichord to suddenly blare in these tense scenes this is throwing me off #monsterdon

type h.
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Seedy taxi outside seedy strip joint, imagine those seats....

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Leonard Nimoy took the nuddie photo for the strip joint. True story.

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If the alien pods had landed in San Francisco ten years earlier they'd have had a hard time, because without the drought nobody would dream of falling asleep outdoors. It rained all the time in the Bay Area #monsterdon