Went out for a loaf of bread and never came back

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Yes, I work at a Top Secret plant, we've been told to report anything unusual, and there have been rumors ...

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Dad. DAD! You never split the party! #monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

that kid was eighty when he was born
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#monsterdon #InvadersFromMars after some credits, this movie starts with a voiceover of a guy explaining what space is, but weirdly over a background of stars with an unusual number of blue planets.

When then zoom in on a rural or suburban bedroom, where a child has a telescope and is I guess a miniature scientist. He set his alarm for 4am so he could look at a telescope. This woke his dad up by mistake, but his dad also thinks space is super cool because they are both science masters.

I thought this movie was about the Commie threat but here we are talking about Martians #monsterdon

Dear fedi if you are reading this and don't know what #monsterdon is, you're about to hit several thousand posts about a movie you weren't watching. you can mute those or join us next week <3

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#Monsterdon I continue to be impressed by this kid's resilience and ability to act even when everything is super wacky and he has no power.

Thanks, #monsterdon! I’ve followed the hashtag for a long time, but tonight was my first time participating, and it was awesome. Y’all are awesome!

@Taweret @JoeWynne @cheribaker Dibs on that band name #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Damn, missed a perfectly good opportunity to say, “Obviously that spaceship was made by Boeing.”

@Zerofactorial well ya but i don't think you can add people to a list without following them! #monsterdon

This is why Mr Mittens left me alone during #Monsterdon

I seem to remember the head-in-an-orb prop makes an appearance in a couple of other movies as an easter egg in the background.

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#Monsterdon “Invaders from Mars” report card:

Dialogue: F , for plagiarism from Amazing! Magazine and comic books.
Scenery: C- unconvincing
Cinematography: B+
Alien Mute Lounge Singers: C
Alien Jarhead: A-, most alien thing in the movie.
Alien Infrared Ray: hot
All other characters: not

Movie: tanked.

Also in the (apparently) British version, there's no kid flashback sequences.

A lot of mu-tants running in tunnels though, to and fro. I mean, a LOT.

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@RnDanger @jmsdnns That’s pretty much it. Every Sunday at 8pm Central time (America/Chicago) folks watch a movie together and post about it, using the hashtag #monsterdon. It’s been going on for years, but tonight was the first time I participated. You can follow the #MonsterdonAlert hashtag to get updates on what movie folks are watching next.

ok for everyone that watched the tubi version, this is how the archive.org version ends. no recap, no dream, just end.. I can't tell if this is a fan edit but it sure looks like it.

edit: it's the UK edit, which is sort of a fan edit i guess https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invaders_from_Mars_(1953_film)#British_release

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So David dreamed up Dr. Pat Blake? What kinds of media has he been consuming? #monsterdon

What!! That was a pretty bleak ending for a 50s monster movie, they usually aim for total human victory or a "but at what cost?" lesson about military might

Is this kid back in time, doomed to know everything that happened but powerless to stop people from getting microchipped again?

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#Monsterdon I don't understand the ending. Was the kid having a psychic dream, or is he Groundhog Daying this event?

I think we know where this movie poster and styling came from. #monsterdon

Why the flashback?

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A big shout out to Norma.

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It was only a dream! But it wasn't a dream! But it was only a dream! Thanks again everyone! and Thanks @Taweret for hosting! That was one of the B-Moviest B-Movies we've done yet. #monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

#monsterdon okay the running kid montage with the sci-fi music if this turns out to be a wizard of oz ending I'm gonna be mildly put out.

“I just had the strangest dream, and you were there, and you were there, and you were there.”

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oh for fu—

good night, everyone

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Spaceship is crowning. Sand dune is dialated to four. #Monsterdon

"It was horrible! There was stock footage! And more stock footage. And did I mention the stock footage?"

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@bunnyhero I hate it when the deja vue is real, is this star trek? #Monsterdon

yes, they've been stuck in a time loop since 1953

and that's where we leave them

in the same ufo movie

forever

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i'm sorry but di dyou just say "hit 'em right in the puss with grenades?" #monsterdon

Wait ... Did they just St. Elmo's Fire us? Did they just Dallas series finale us? #monsterdon

OKAY that was unfair

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if this kid wakes up and is like "you were there and you were there" i will simply exit. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon time for the kids' PTSD sequence

Oh good lord, was this all just one of the Voyager episodes where nothing that happened really matters because it was a dream, or they unwound it all or something? fuck me. #monsterdon #invadersfrommars

We ran out of stock tank footage let's put the kid on a treadmill then play the whole movie again over his face flashback style to pad things out a little more #Monsterdon

I’m just glad this poor kid’s nightmare will soon be over…

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why are we replaying the whole movie? is this about trauma?

No green velour jumpsuits were harmed in the making id this film. #Monsterdon

@ottaross by sleeping with the boss? #Monsterdon

WHY

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Ugh, do we have to watch the whole movie again? #monsterdon

#monsterdon "You gotta hit 'em right in the puss with those grenades." Hits different these days.

David's memories are conceptually linked to the timer which is conceptually linked to the rising alien mound which is conceptually linked to the universe which is conceptually linked to motherhood.

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Oh this is the scene where they show David and everything that’s happened in the movie up to this point which is super fun for the audience. #Monsterdon

i didn't think those bubbles were LITERALLY balloons but then i saw them waving in the breeze as the soldiers ran by #monsterdon

thank god they randomly found that kid playing around in the rocks so they could get him out of there before they blew everything up #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Nothing works but blowing them apart.” That’s certainly all you’ve tried.

This all seems WAY longer than 6 minutes. #monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

Why do all the aliens run like they’ve shit their pants?

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Gents, you have to dig UP to get out, not sideways. #monsterdon

I think they've moved from using the running alien footage repeatedly to also mirroring it.

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#monsterdon WHY DO THEY KEEP CALLING THEM APES?????

Honestly, some of the cinematography in this is quite progressive for 1953.

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I told you six minutes wasn’t gonna be long enough but no, you know everything. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars this astronomer has a whole lot of information

i would not set off grenades inside a cave that i was standing in but thats just me

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This special effects are on par with some of the extra old Dr. Who episodes… and that’s not saying much. #Monsterdon

The choir is going ham again. Is something happening aboveground we're not aware of? #monsterdon #invadersfrommars

Behold the power of INFRA RED! #Monsterdon

Wait! Don’t fire! We haven’t gotten out yet!

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👽 TRIVIA FROM MARS 🔴

#InvadersFromMars influenced

✅ Martin Scorsese
✅ Steven Spielberg
✅ Don Coscarelli (his Phantasm 1979 has similar plot details)
✅ Brad Bird (The Iron Giant references the film)

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This movie is dull because its ideological content isn't even worthy of being called "subtext".

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@strangefour @Taweret i didn't realize orb alien had a giant ass, so there's your next plushie #monsterdon

@Taweret the mewtants gonna bowl him like super monkey ball!!! #Monsterdon

@Taweret there hasn't been any countervailing "we need to keep them to study them for science" discourse yet but we still have a few minutes #monsterdon

I dunno what it is let's shoot it! #Monsterdon

Uh Oh. Danger Chorus. #monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

#Monsterdon “What in the name of time is that?” said no actual person ever.

#Monsterdon This is why we taught our kids how to defend against alien influenced strangers.

If you shoot Orb Alien, does it pop like a balloon?

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"What in the name of Time is that?" Ah, I see the colonel keeps to ways of the Old Gods. #monsterdon

okay i super love Orb Alien

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men in weird full body suits? I feel like ive wandered into a Kanye West video

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"This is mankind developed to it's ultimate form. And these are its slaves." So, our ultimate evolutionary form involves casual slavery, huh? #monsterdon

The aliens bought their uniforms when Grinch costumes went on sale the day after Christmas. #monsterdon

glowing tube dowsing rod is actually a really good prop, it came through in the end #monsterdon

#Monsterdon All that tech and they didn't bother with a rover or monorail?

Who wore it better?

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whoa Dr. Woman Doctor showing some clavicle #monsterdon

okay Orb Alien rules

#TeamOrbAlien

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The MewTents in their plushie suits with their bubble room decor are no match for the US Army!

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That line on the martian's back! Maybe it's a weakness! Or maybe it's just the zipper... #monsterdon

👽 TRIVIA FROM MARS 🔴

The actor in the tall alien suit is the same guy who played Gort in The Day the Earth Stood Still.

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That's mini -me in the glass jar

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Stop struggling; we just want to sacrifice you!

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You enter the spaceship through the asymmetric pole room #monsterdon

The Martians came prepared to blend in with everyone's couch.

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#Monsterdon Mars needs women!

It's The Mieu Tahnts featuring the Big Giant Head! #Monsterdon

OOOOOhhhhh!!!!!

Unusual condenser types! Yes!!!

Those are Allihn type. Which I have actually never used! Cool, neato! My chemistry brain is happy now. Yay!

Love how they actually have something weird condensing in at least one of them. And they maybe have a weird side arm for running stuff back down? It almost but not quite looks like a soxhlet extractor between the flask and the condenser?

Writing this and I have totally lost the plot, I have no idea what's happening now...

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Man, someone barfed balls all over the walls #Monsterdon

Mankind? The WRESTLER?!

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I bet gold shoulder-tentacles would be a source of gender euphoria #monsterdon

MEW TANTS! #monsterdon

FINALLY, Martians!

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