Coffee is very dramatic!

#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie That's why this family has such opulent costumes #monsterdon

#monsterdon I was gonna ask why the husband and wife sleep in separate beds but then I remembered the Hayes Code and such but I more just want to believe they're going through a very rough time right now (possibly due to being woken up at 4 am repeatedly)

an-DY! Aaaaaan-DY!

#monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

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That kid has some serious sun damage for his age. The perils of a ginger.

"If Woody had gone straight to the police, this never would have happened" #monsterdon

I miss it when my pop used to ruffle my hair and say “that’s a fella” like it was a normal thing. #Monsterdon

general mayberry?

#monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

#Monsterdon I hate when the record skips on my flying saucer.

Okay, that was a simple effect, but 💯 points, movie. Nice stuff.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Norma may have done the costumes but the film set is all on Matt

Fake Hill!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why are they leaving the window open when there's a storm like that on the roll? Seriously.

#monsterdon Gee whiz!

Mom, Dad! I think the neighbors are having a really weird party again! #monsterdon

I like how children in 50s movies all have the same inflection and voice #monsterdon

Oh no, not becoming a...a...SCIENTIST!! 😱

#Monsterdon

he sleeps through god's own thunder, but a little green light wakes him up? okay. #monsterdon

Mom just has to ruin their fun by ruining their night vision, huh #monsterdon

Pop thinking, before he closes the door. "Gonna have to take that boy to one of them head shrinker types."

#monsterdon

My husband is not a comic-book professor.

#Monsterdon

jee whiz appropriate for all occasions #monsterdon

Spaceship dead ahead! #Monsterdon

I's starting 4 min late but will catch up.
#Monsterdon

imagining the auditions for this movie, a line of freckled lads all saying "gee whiz!" one after the other #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

The dinnerware has entered the movie.

@Taweret We're making good time! #monsterdon

Moms always harshing our childhood needs for early morning celestial observations.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon nice glowing saucer!

#Monsterdon First he is mispronouncing “Orion” and “Rigel”.

Second, only at the zenith this particular night? HOW DO YOU THINK STARS WORK???

Just right into it. Points for not wasting time. #monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

Oh cool. Self burying UFO. It covers itself up before the G men even arrive.
#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

I do miss when UFOs used glo-sticks for their lighting

Reminds me of safety!

#monsterdon

Kids in the old days didn't know how to swear. Aliens land and all you can think of is "gee whiz"?

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

meanwhile in a gerry and sylvia anderson production

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Why did her face look AI in the dark?

#Monsterdon

👽 TRIVIA FROM MARS 🔴

The eerie cinematography gives away that it was originally expected to be a 3D movie, one of the first in color.

😞 Unfortunately, the filmmakers could not obtain a 3D camera.

#Monsterdon

okay we gots a ufo within the first couple of minutes tho

that's promising

#monsterdon

yes, it would be a shame if that boy grew up to be a scientist

#Monsterdon

Rigel?
Sam Riegel?
#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

a) gee dad (-_-)
b) OH-ree-un??? tell me i haven't been pronouncing it wrong lo these many years.
#monsterdon

Betal-guess
Betal-guess
Betal-guess
#monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

Aw, this wholesome family actually is kind of wholesome. #monsterdon

I actually saw the remake before I saw the original, growing up #monsterdon

Oh I saw that background in a Porky Pig cartoon!

#monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

#Monsterdon #Coffee #Watch - Can we just fast forward to tomorrow morning so we can get to the coffee?

mom doesn't understand the importance of science because she's a dumb old girl

#monsterdon

"O-REE-an" "B-A-Tleguess" Are they wrong or has pronunciation really changed that much? #monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

THUNDER! LIGHTENING!! #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero it sure is the 1950s #monsterdon

"Ah," says father, "smug mode."

#monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

Turn off the light! We're looking at The Great Nebula!

#monsterdon
#InvadersFromMars

#monsterdon But the greatest mystery... why does ha make hot but hoo make cold (talking about breathing)

#monsterdon Scientists who didn’t have the money to get a proper education.

Hey, lady, what's wrong with your son becoming a scientist too? #monsterdon

Credits From Space!
Criswell introducing us to teh concept of outerspace?
"Scientists... of all ages."
#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

I'm watching the version on ConTV and let me tell you this chaste, separate beds couple have been colorized within an inch of their life #Monsterdon

It's 4AM and I have perfect hair.

OMG 2 beds?!?!?!?

#Monsterdon

"Do you know what time it is?"

Yes, that's specifically why I set the alarm, dipsh- uh, dad. #Monsterdon

Full ass face of makeup in separate beds o'clock #monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

#monsterdon were they in separate beds?

#monsterdon

Anyone else worried about us peeking in a little boys room?

is this gonna be jodie foster? #monsterdon

ore-ee-ian?

#monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

What scale. :goose:​

WHAT SCALE!? :goose_flap:​

#monsterdon

4am lipstick on. I miss the 50s. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yes I always go right to sleep when I'm told :smiling_angel_devil:

A big square font, for big square men

#Monsterdon

This junior scientist is theorizing how he could have been born if his parents sleep with a nightstand between them #monsterdon

"It's four o'clock in the morning." That makeup lasts like nobody's business.

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

Are martians messing with our alarm clocks? We investigate at 11
#Monsterdon

egads that alarm clock poor kid #monsterdon

human life, like ours, or someone who can make better movies? #monsterdon

lol this woman sleeping in full makeup #monsterdon

FINALLY the real beginning credits 😂

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon THIS IS PLUTO ERASURE

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Heavens! What a description!! Such exclamations!! So many questions!!

There's a scientist in your backyard right now!

#monsterdon
#InvadersFromMars

Hey, he's got the kid's room from Pod People! #Monsterdon

kid's got a nice telescope gotta say

#monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

Oop, kid's got a telescope, you know he's a weirdo

(i kid, i kid!)

#monsterdon

The speed of mercury? Isn't that just Fahrenheit? #monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

Edward A(l)person, he's really a person, we swear. #monsterdon

"Special Make-up product" --- ? #monsterdon

"What if alien life is GOOFY though?" #Monsterdon

Ah yes, I always say Mars' most memorable trait is its atmosphere. #Monsterdon

and the vapors of Uranus #monsterdon

Ah, the golden age of cinema, when every font looked like it was borrowed from a 1950s diner menu #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Overdramatic music right out the gate! Very promising!

10-planet in the corner pocket

#monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

#monsterdon Film restoration provided by Steve McQueen’s younger and lesser-known brother.

@SRLevine filmed in Eastmancolor #Monsterdon

The depth of Uranus. #monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

@WhiskeySailor in this economy? #monsterdon

Well, the invader's font preferences are on point, at least.

#monsterdon

awwwwwww the heavens!

#monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

#monsterdon this "Ignite" intro without any of the sound and all these credits is making this feel like a much more serious movie...

Okay, Raoul, we're in Brinstar. We get it. #Monsterdon

Oh crap. They blew the budget on the opening music.

#Monsterdon

Invaders? From Mars‽
#Monsterdon