Once again #Monsterdon got me wanting to look up Minidisc players on eBay.

It's very hard to design a computer that's secure against someone with physical access #monsterdon

hi #monsterdon. sorta here, very late. i've seen this a bunch of times though

Oh neat, the T-1000 runs on minidiscs. #Monsterdon

"...whoa, I know Kung-Fu"

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Oh. He's a Dymo lable maker. #monsterdon

hm, this android is powered by mini-CDs and bracelets. Interesting! #monsterdon

Oooohhhhh ... M-11 has a Scorpius cooling head unit.

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#Monsterdon I love how some time travelers beaming into a cabinet meeting and then saying "Japan will be destroyed by Godzilla breaking some nuclear power plants" is like... a completely normal prediction to make in this type of movie.

"You disgusting men are filled with deceit" a timeless line #monsterdon

M11's been working out on a Nordic Trak #monsterdon

Please, please someone make a gif of the android ripping the burning parts of his jacket more and more aggressively before just taking it off

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@moira Annnd there it is. #GodzillavsKingGhidorah #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow god damn you, god damn you to hell xD #monsterdon

This fucking soundtrack, I swear to god #Monsterdon

That's M-11's running face #monsterdon

#Monsterdon is he roller skating

Speed-o-vision!

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ah the good ol' days when we had pocket lighters AND table lighters.

Can't have too much fire!

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I bet @moira Makes a Mike Jetlov gag about now. #GodzillavsKingGhidorah #Monsterdon

If M11 is grappeling with the girl, what's he steering the car with? #monsterdon

Oh neat, the Terminator's a stripper now. #Monsterdon

Toho-budget T-1000 is a fever dream. Holy shit. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Damn Japanese Pintos.

I feel like this is inspired by some other movie...#monsterdon

would someone PLEASE get mike jittlov OUT OF THIS FILM?! #monsterdon

That yell as he went through the truck 😂 😂 😂 #Monsterdon

"Aaaaah." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is like a shitty Terminator scene

Wow, good thing that truck was transporting empty boxes. #monsterdon

Japanese Terminator!!

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jesus, M5 was bad enough, now they went and made an M11 - does the future learn nothing? #monsterdon

I'm at the Super-Scientific Room, I'm at the Play Room, I'm at the Super-Scientific Play Room #monsterdon

#monsterdon Did that door sign say-"Super Scientific Play-Room"?

there’s ALWAYS a need to create another Godzilla #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe we have to prevent him becoming born again. He'll become completely insufferable #monsterdon

Godzilla's been born again, slain by the spirit, sanctified and justified #monsterdon

Ghidorah's design itself is fine. But some of the effects have not aged well. Mostly the composite shots.
But he still feels like the most menacing Ghidorah until the new American version. <3 Kevin
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"...gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the Super Scientific Play-Room!"

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Do you hear that roar, Mister Anderson? That roar is the sound of inevitability. #monsterdon

@trixter IN. THE PAST.
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Building a mechagodzilla, now that would just be ludicrous. Let's all nuke this dead dinosaur and make a natural Godzilla instead. #monsterdon

WHAT IS KING GHIDORAH!?
Who is this kind of the dorahs?
That is not a flattering first shot.
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@jonny it really, really doesn't, does it #monsterdon

"Our military can't fight this monster!"

Of course not. What you need is an eccentric scientist and a bratty kid. #monsterdon

"Godzilla was my son." #Monsterdon

It is a good thing that we gave the Teiyo Group those nukes #monsterdon

Noooo, not the submarine! You'll regret it #monsterdon

Wait, a corporation has nukes? On a sub?

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Wow, Japanese dude being like, "We have a secret nuclear submarine" is pretty wild. #Monsterdon

JAPAN HAS A SECRET NUKE SUB!?! #Monsterdon

They should be thinking about what kinds of weaknesses the Dorats had and use that against King G #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Back in Japan, the UFO threads and the Dinosaur plot threads are threatening to merge, with now Shirtful Writer Guy trying to solve the mystery. I approve of this development; UFOs and Dinosaurs are both good movie ingredients, combining them seems like a good idea.

I LOVE how the old photos we have are of an original looking Godzilla suit just with World War 2 people in front of it.

#monsterdon At least this Ghidorah isn't so spazzy

Getting the sense from this exposition that this movie was written in the context of a trade war #monsterdon

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23rd century people are lying liars and ought to be impeached #monsterdon

I love the conceit that someone in the future with all that technology was like: How can we make our lives better? Hmm.. Oh I know.. we'll go back to the past and create a three headed Kaiju that destroys Japan! Then: Utopia!" #GodzillavsKingGhidorah #Monsterdon

...Yeah this movie is *nakedly* imperialistic. #Monsterdon

The time travelers have a plan for Japan? A Japan Plan? Goddamn! #Monsterdon

gonna double down at the gym so I can land an eye candy role in a Kaiju movie #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Not the Rocketeer!

Rules? What rules?! #monsterdon

girlfriend, this isn't the kinda guy you wanna marry #monsterdon

"That would be against the rules."

YOU KNOW WHAT'S AGAINST THE RULES?

UNLEASHING INVASIVE SPECIES. #Monsterdon

Yep, shouldna trusted the future Caucasians.

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@Louisa and to destroy all of japan except Tokyo so the future white people can show them how to properly rebuild the country they just destroyed? intertemporal colonialism is a trip #monsterdon

M-11 wears his sunglasses at night ...

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#Monsterdon ad for Asahi

What is this antique gadget that lets you hear a voicemail as it's being recorded #monsterdon

I hate it when a girl just drops in.

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Ooookay the Hiroshima ground zero monument front and center as Ghidorah destroys the city, yeah, I feel confident enough to say this movie has A Statement To Make™. #Monsterdon

Cheapest looking jetpack ever #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Back in the modern days, a government bureaucracy is tracking the UFO and calling in their top godzilla expert, Colonel Mustardess. We are given some backstory for movies I haven't seen yet.

Shirtless Writer Guy has found a shirt and is meeting a professor guy. Someone needs to tell both of them that birds are dinosaurs, dammit.

Then some helicopters fly off to check out an island and then mysteriously explode. Some JSDF guys find a landed UFO.

the little red light's not blinkin'
the little red light's not blinkin'
the little red light's not blinkin' on his
big black radio shack digital portable phoooooon #monsterdon

Jetpack!!! #monsterdon

This is what happens when you throw in your lot with future white people. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Door Rats?

so the Americans who came back to scold you for things they're half responsible for, turn out not to have your best interest at heart? really??? (-_-) #monsterdon

"...are we the baddies?"

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#monsterdon Why not destroy Japan?

okay now what the hell, we have symmetry preservation of shoulder pads on _three_ UFO crew now? #monsterdon

If what you're saying is true, King Ghidorah was created by these dipshits from the future! #Monsterdon

"I'll get you, you dirty three-headed rat!" #monsterdon

@yatsu A+ no lumbering or cinematic roars, zap the city and bail #monsterdon

"it's possible that he's a giant chicken" #monsterdon

Super prime "Destroying the city" footage. A+ #GodzillavsKingGhidorah #Monsterdon

"...so those cute little creatures ..."
"Yes, they were fed after midnight."

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#monsterdon This is what I get for not voting, we might've been watching The Man With The X-Ray Eyes.

I love the Godzillasaurus suit. He's such a cute Megalosaurus. Shame he spends most of his screen time bleeding.
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"I'll get my revenge!" Stern letter to follow. #GodzillavsKingGhidorah #Monsterdon

i'll give him this, Ghidorah does not faff about. he wants this city destroyed, and he ain't waiting around for the script to catch up with him. #monsterdon

"Do not drive in vehicles when King Ghidorah is in your area! He's very pro-bicycle and will single you out for a tongue-lashing!" #Monsterdon

press f for we fucked up #monsterdon

King Ghidorah really hates billboards.

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Nikon product placement, twice. Nice #monsterdon

OK let's go. i see an absolutely excellent king ghidora puppet and some models that look ripe for being blown up #monsterdon

Great composite shot with the bridge there. Also: Oh NO! Fruit Truck! #GodzillavsKingGhidorah #Monsterdon

"Do not drive in your vehicles when King Ghidorah is present!

Stay tuned for more unnecessary announcements!"

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Meanwhile, after being arrested by the police for being too theatrical in a dinosaur museum Dinosaur Showmanship Weirdo is making noodles or something and recounting his PTSD war stories, from that one famous war where Japan fought everyone at once and (eventually) lost.

Anyway, back then, a dinosaur helped the Japanese defend some island and scared away the Americans. This was probably Godzilla; I'm mildly disappointed to see him backing a fascist bid for world conquest.

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