Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Additional Takes:
I want to see biologists have to classify three headed giant kaijus into existing clades.
The scary UFO has an interesting glowing sandwich design. its sort of like a Cylon basestar with a glowy center bit.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Today's starts in the futuristic year 2004, where a tiny submarine is inspecting disused Dungeons and Dragons miniatures beneath the ocean.

Before being minted by Ral Partha, some ominous voices inform us that these miniatures were once a terrifying CGI ROYAL ROBEAST!

Then a UFO travels back to the 90s for some reason; probably to either drop off a monster or admire early web design trends. The music tells us that this is a scary UFO.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Getting a late start on because I can't ever start or finish a monster movie within the agreed upon time frame.

Excited about the godzillas though.

Cactuar Joe
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

"They sense our feelings through microwave impulses!"

We invented an animal that microwaves your brain so that it can tell how terrified you are right before your grey matter boils! They're so cute! #Monsterdon

aburka 🫣
aburka 🫣
aburka@hachyderm.io

Starting #monsterdon late on 1.5x speed again :/ Pretty timely starting out with that submersible scene. Anyway, see you all at 9:30 when I drop out of warp!

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Okay so maybe my Godzilla Grip (TM) prediction was wrong and the plan was to just drop him somewhere... like the angels dropping people at the end of Dogma?

However, that plan was partly foiled by dinosaur lasers and now an Undead Godzilla will return?

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

I'm not totally sure why future girl Emi likes the Shirtless Writer Guy, especially since he's Disappointingly Shirted most of the time. Seems to be a Forced Romance Subplot.

jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social

Special #monsterdon post-lude browsing whosampled
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah was famously sampled at length in MF Doom's Beef Rapp (RIP):
youtu.be/NcHrGCcXU74

and layer in his whole sideproject King Geedorah
youtu.be/6u-JL-nNgJo

and that gets picked up and combined with other ppl sampling from cartoons like CZARFACE, who later did two albums with doom, eg.
youtube.com/watch?v=pUl67orRIm

and also you can't hear the godzilla theme without hearing Simon Says (when then itself gets sampled everywhere):
youtu.be/T7Fy5w2klbg

anyway i just couldn't not hear it the whole way through that movie lmao

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

for largely unclear reasons, the JSDF appears to have those lasers that the Galactic Republic's Clone Army had on the battle of Geonosis and is using them to try to shoot at Godzilla.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

among all the radiation that Godzilla ate was a radioactive alka seltzer table that created lots of foam.

Rufus J. Cooter
Rufus J. Cooter
RufusJCooter@mstdn.social

Here's a thought: next time you kill Godzilla, deposit the body in, like, the Gobi desert, or Death Valley, or the Sahara, or the driest, remotest part of Australia's outback you can find.

Just sayin'!

#Monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

this script was possibly written as part of a philosophy class final exam that asked students to write an ethical dilemma using several interconnected trolley problems, which naturally escalated to include androids, UFOs and Godzilla.

ano yatsu
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza

have a nice week, everybody. remember to carry the spirit of this movie with you into the work week. do whatever the hell you want and let the editing department do with it what they will! #monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

It is revealed that Japan being destroyed was a lie, and future japan actually BUYS WHOLE CONTINENTS. This outcome doesn't sound all that great to me either.

I'd probably be okay with Japan buying Antarctica or something, but not Africa or South America. A lot of people like live there and probably don't want to be a Japanese colony.

sean
sean
sean@skj.social

Another amazing #Monsterdon in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

This one had a little bit of everything.

* Time traveling megalomaniacs.
* A robot powered by Apple's new M-11 chip.
* Furry little future critters that turn into a giant monster.
* Masers!
* Hangry Godzilla.
* Not one, but two evacuations.
* Mecha King Ghidorah!
* Godzilla clamping action!

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Not exactly impressed with "We'll give you plans to make a new Japan". Like, I dunno, it seems people live in the Old Japan now; like can you just lead Ghidorah out over the sea?

Also not impressed with the lady who brought an invasive genetically engineered species to the past.