Oh hey he's got one of those fancy siphon coffee makers. #Monsterdon

i want a walk-through aquarium

#monsterdon

"But there's no other way, I promise you!" insists boy who has tried approximately zero other ways

#Monsterdon

There's a DANDILION in this flask, you fool?! Are we imagining that?! #monsterdon

Oh no, the bouncing soil samples are leaking!

#Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor They're celebrating #monsterdon !

"Yeah I put dad's picture next to the stegosaurus skeleton. It's the way he wanted it." #Monsterdon

@trixter Yes! For the sake of #Monsterdon Bingo! xD

Paranoia, the Destoroyah https://youtu.be/_WJ6FbcWYRU #monsterdon

Perhaps we should try using conventional weapons first! #Monsterdon

This is Emiko from the original movie. Same actress. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsDestroyah

too bad she didn't say "psychic attack" #monsterdon

"I'm not a mad scientist" /cut to mad science equipment. And wait, wouldn't we need a micro-oxygen-destroyer? #monsterdon

That's a very romantic theme to play over the death of a giant nuclear lizard. Concerto for Godzilla Corpse and Strings. #Monsterdon

dream flashbacks definitely belong on the #monsterdon bingo card

the subtitles in this version @Taweret linked are super janky but honestly it's all part of the appeal #Monsterdon

@apLundell My wife bought me a whole stack of business cards that said "Wylie E Coyote, Genius!" I should find them again #Monsterdon

@apLundell It belongs in every OKCupid profile #monsterdon

Do they normally put soil samples on those slow mixers?

Soil doesn't really mix like that.

#monsterdon

If you have to say "I"m not a mad scientist" more that three times in a conversation you're probably a mad scientist. #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

They called me mad, MAD #monsterdon

"I'm not a mad scientist".

I want business cards that say that.

#monsterdon

You are Number 6! #monsterdon

the best mad scientists always insist they are not mad scientists #monsterdon

"Do you think I'm a mad scientist? That I want to make Armageddon happen?" Because, I mean, that would be cool but that's not me. #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

"Please, take our romantic dinner date seriously!" #Monsterdon

@JenYetAgain can't too afraid someone will ask where it is ... exactl.... nuthin! #Monsterdon

"I'm not a mad scientist" = girl, you in trouble

#Monsterdon

Godzilla is a living moving geothermal onsen creator.
Also a biological global meltdown. But that water will be so warm and bubbly when we all fry.
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

@unlofl That was quick #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo It really is all over the place levels-wise, isn't it? #monsterdon

Oh hey, Godzilla dies and casts Gigaflare, FF7 edition. #Monsterdon

The only rational thing is to drop black holes onto the Earth #monsterdon

The dub dialogue gets way too quiet in places. Reminds me of this studio’s Transformers dubs, where robots with face masks were dubbed by actors with hands over their mouths. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsDestroyah

Explody Godzilla Mushroom cloud.. so great.. #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

"The kid wears glasses and an Izod shirt. He must be an expert."

#Monsterdon

And there goes the Diet building.... Again.. #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

take THAT, anime explosions! #monsterdon

so if there is a runaway fission reaction in a mutant dinosaur do they call it Tokyo Syndrome? #Monsterdon

TETSUOOOOOO #Monsterdon

Tonight we're having Godzilla Hot Pot for supper #monsterdon

@trixter I think I got whiplash. #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

You know what would make a giant monster even cooler? If it's got explosions going off all around it just to flex on people.

#Monsterdon

EXPLODE? 😂 I am dying, #Monsterdon

"Nuclear fission is controlled by the moisture of the body" haha same

#Monsterdon

THAT ZOOM #Monsterdon

"Supposing Godzilla DOES explode..."

#monsterdon

godzilla needs alka-seltzer #monsterdon

That's some good tail movement. #Monsterdon

Well, the Japanese press is certainly up in arms about something. Unfortunately I can't tell what BECAUSE IT'S IN JAPANESE you clods #Monsterdon

"nothing to worry about"
listen dude, whatever happens to you, you brought it on yourself. #monsterdon

eyyyyyyyyy americans #monsterdon #bingo

Shut up, goddamn oxygenologist #monsterdon

GOJIRA -> AKIRA ?!?

#monsterdon

i'd say these count as matching hats, they're even called hardhats... #Monsterdon
#bingo

Matching Haaaats!

#Monsterdon

I too care for the En-VIRON-ment. (dub gag) #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

Science can't be biased, that's just common sense. #Monsterdon

"Young lady, I've thoroughly read your father's research. Unfortunately, I just don't give a shit. Thanks for coming." #Monsterdon

P-Chem. She must have an enthalpy question #monsterdon

no, i carry _my_ mani. you carry your own damn mani. #monsterdon

@yatsu PUNISHED GODZILLA #Monsterdon

This one has the best first movie call back of the series. #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

Don't show scenes of a better Godzilla movie in your Godzilla movie. That's the first rule of kaiju movies.
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

eye patch? EYE PATCH! #monsterdon

@Taweret Everyone knows this. #Monsterdon

@Taweret
Tiny atoms
In the blood
Make me mighty
Make me like a stud
#monsterdon

Yay, we may have the little cute kid Godzilla make an appearance!

#Monsterdon

MICRO-Oxygen?
Wonder if that could also DESTROY-ah-oxygen.
HMMM.
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

#monsterdon I get my micro-oxygen the old fashioned way by growing micro-cilantro

A translation of that note woulda helped, guys >_> #Monsterdon

think we've hit that casual sexism bingo point. #monsterdon

Yeah. Countries that would create a horrible weapon that would threaten the rest of the world are REAL JERKS, right? #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

Not much has more 1990s energy than a Jazz Solo Cup but the set of this TV show sure does #Monsterdon

Perfectly normal room.
#Monsterdon

"Micro-Oxygen" Absolute pure 100% G-Movie Science Logic. #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

"for reasons of safety...

... use the jammer" #monsterdon

smol oxygen make fish big

makes sense

#Monsterdon

#MicronizeTheAtoms #Monsterdon

They're gonna re-use this news set for the "Like a Piro" segment later. #monsterdon

@msh I mean, that's how I get *my* news most mornings. #Monsterdon

I want to work the G-Center. AT THE G-CENTER.. AT... #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

AH yes the normal room of a G-fanatic.
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

@yatsu I can't be judgy about a Godzilla otaku #monsterdon

#monsterdon

We're doing the nukular shuffle again

What kind of expert can this kid be? He doesn't even draw manga or work in a restaurant. #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

One of these days I'm gonna find a MiniDisc player at that Goodwill where I got the $9 Hi-8 camcorder yesterday. #Monsterdon

godzilla. is really just a hobby. #monsterdon

powerbook and rainbow apple logo! #monsterdon

"I'd like you to find MY G-sector, sir." #Monsterdon

We found this thing from a teenager on the Internet so it must be true #Monsterdon

ooh me likes the flamey spikes #monsterdon #GodzillaVsDestroyah

Mini CD-ROM gives me feels #monsterdon

A "private" consideration? Did you pick this up in a shady video store? Was there a velvet curtain cutting it off from the rest of the store?

...I'm saying it's Godzilla porn.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon is on so it would be a good time to mute me for a couple of hours (or the hashtag) _or_ get onboard and join in!

"It came through the internet" It must be 100% accurate and true! #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

is that a minidisc, damn, back then I was using 3.5" floppies… #Monsterdon

Dr... Marvin
So scientists are just trysting the research of some Reddit kid now?
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

#monsterdon "A massive underground eruption"?

You mean an underground bomb test? Or some sort of nuclear-powered volcano?

@Zerofactorial All will be explained. (of course it still won't make much sense) #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah