@RobynGoodfellow Yup he's not a quitter (NO GET UP SON!) oh sorry #Monsterdon

The action figures are on sale now kids!

#Monsterdon

Will Godzilla devour his son like Saturn did? Monster mukbang?
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

Destroyah has evolved into its final form! #monsterdon

Jr. recovered pretty fast from being stabbed in the heart. #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

Godzilla to Godzilla communication #Monsterdon

Has you house been destroyed by Godzilla, Mothra, Destroyer or other Kaiju? You maybe entitled to compensation! Call me now for a free consultation about your Kaiju damages!!
#Monsterdon

Big Momzilla energy here.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsDestroyah

"so what's happening" lady, that's what we've been asking this whole movie. #monsterdon

I like that nighttime shot, damn #monsterdon

So which one of these two is Gorgo? #Monsterdon

I guess so. Boy, that whole bit of plot was murky. But now who are the warmongers hoping is going to win this fight? #monsterdon

baby's first trip to the big city #monsterdon

Do I root for Godzooky or Megacrab? I don't know anymore.
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

Aren’t we all oxygen destroyers? #monsterdon #godzillavsdestoroyah

NO.

DO. NOT. HURT. THAT. BABY. #Monsterdon

FATALITY #Monsterdon

MY SONNNNN! #monsterdon

Ouch! Spiky! #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

ANOTHER FIFTY TON MONSTER JUMPING LIKE A KANGAROO I'm done what the hell #Monsterdon

I do love practical effects
#Monsterdon

Me for all of my life trying to explain: "Godzilla isn't green. They make make toys green, but he isn't green. He's always a charcoal grey to black."
Godzilla Jr: "It's not easy being Green."
Me: "Fuck."
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

@Zerofactorial Clearly this one does! And it's not like anything else in this movie makes sense 🤣 #monsterdon

Okay, they just _beamed in_ Destroyah, does that count as aliens? #monsterdon

#no #iRealiseThis #TheAnswerIsNo

Kind of a rough first bout for the kid, he's on the ropes from the first round! Oh, his trainer is circling the ring, OH AND HE'S BACK ON HIS FEET! #Monsterdon

Appreciate how Destroyah has a traffic cone on his face!
Safety first, people!

#Monsterdon

This guy’s Canadian accent in the English dub is killing me LMAO #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestoroyah

I prefer cat-ears Godzilla but this is a fine sturdy Godzilla and no mistake

#Monsterdon

@whknott But do egg-layers even have menopause? #monsterdon

@yatsu I like ESP girls now?! #Monsterdon

Not trying to assume anyone's gender - but this Godzilla is clearly a menopausal female. I mean, hot flashes, cold sweats, chasing her delinquent teenager across the Pacific, yet not taking anyone's shit when they attack her kid, especially from the annoying neighbor's teenagers. #monsterdon

I see people directing traffic! An evacuation scene even by the strictest standards. #Monsterdon

Distroyah flies like a brick.

#Monsterdon

@brion Just a teeny bit Sapphic, that's all #monsterdon

Once we hit the "oh no the new monster that's a worse natural disaster than Godzilla can fly too?!" part of this movie it makes me feel like this is a weird remake of Godzilla vs the Smog Monster. But less weird than Smog Monster.
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

#monsterdon Prepare for mind control

Maybe they can attract Godzilla to Tokyo by putting a few tons of plutonium bait in the harbor #monsterdon

DO NOT HURT THE BABY. #Monsterdon

aw yeah. hells yeah. that's how you do a monster flyover #Monsterdon

Stretch marks? Hunched shoulders? I see you, Godzilla.

#monsterdon

so... the ESP girls activate their power by holding hands??? #monsterdon

"Evacuate everyone within a 200 mile radius of Tokyo."

Sure. He can just do that. It's only what, forty, fifty million people? No problem. Put them in a school gymnasium somewhere.

#monsterdon

They're humming really hard at Godzilla. #Monsterdon

Godzilla? In Tokyo!? Preposterous! #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

[whistles MASH theme] #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @moira The Destroyah thingies are disgruntled employees of the Krusty Krab #monsterdon

Look, your friend is gonna go point a monster at another monster and say "that guy told me your mom is fat". Don't pout about it. #Monsterdon

I forgot to join #monsterdon on time so I’m just starting the movie an hour in, lol

@moira "#SmugLook YOU LIKE CRABBIE PATTIES!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Not -er...Yah...Destroyah!...That would be a great name for a 80s hair band

"Destroyer versus Godziller? That's preposterous... Unless."
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

It IS incredible, if by that you mean I've ceased believing in or caring about this movie #monsterdon

It's a walking ... ah, flying Oxygen Destroyah

#Monsterdon

Okay that's a little reptile like.
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

I will never get tired of "Godziller". #Monsterdon

And you sir, are no micro oxygen #Monsterdon

Godziller! #Monsterdon

@brion They kind of move like Space Invaders tho #monsterdon

Destroyer? Destroyed him too! #monsterdon #arararararararar

Wait is it Destroy-AH or Destroy-ER?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The usual human fuck-up of making things worse.

Love it when the monster models are obviously being pulled around on wires and the legs are miming walking

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsDestroyah

#monsterdon I would if those little scootchy Destroyahs are real toys you could get?

@Zerofactorial @nicholas @moira @yatsu "Badges?! We don't need no STEENKIN badges!" #Monsterdon

"This is incredible. The creatures seem to have (offscreen so we didn't have to film it) merge into one giant monster."
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

O2Krabs, ASSEMBLE! #monsterdon

Some nice evasive action from the monsters there, it's a regular crab rave out there #Monsterdon

Total Carnage! I Love it! #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

And
Godzilla emerges refreshed after his chill vacation #Monsterdon

I'm glad they've also got a squad of dudes with rifles. You know, for variety.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Ultra Low Temperature Lazers nowhere as cool as Freezer Masers

@nicholas @moira @yatsu Probably had it on their little badges #monsterdon

Oh no! Not the crab puppets!
How will the toy tanks stand up to these tiny terrors?
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

I love when they bring out the infantry formations for these things. Like, they have to know Five Rounds Rapid aren't gonna do anything, but still, it's What You Do When There's A Monster. #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow In Cherry, Orange, and Blue flavors I expect #monsterdon

Monster Meltdown CGI sequence seems to have been salvaged from the cutting room floor of The Lawnmower Man movie #Monsterdon

Well if concensus is that these qualify as #masers who am I to disagree? #Monsterdon

I could go for a freezing MASER this week TBH #Monsterdon

Masers!

I like the trumpet fanfare.

That's right. Masers deserve a fanfare. It's about time.

#monsterdon

Masers! *dabs imaginary bingo card* #Monsterdon

MASERS! We have MASERS! And just just Masers but FREEZER Masers! #Monsterdon #godzillavsdestroyah

#Monsterdon new character just dropped: Godzilla Junior, now an adult. I never saw him as a baby but I missed most of these movies. Also Godzilla is chasing Junior, although I thought Godzilla was frozen? Oh well.

Anyway, Godzilla is warming up again and will MELT DOWN. This is illustrated with a CGI fireball doing black hole shit. Also, it will destroy the earth.

Somehow this is worse than exploding, although either option will destroy the earth. To me these sound equally bad.

FINALLY we got some Mazers. And more Sousa! #Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @moira @yatsu That's what Bill Gates likes to say #monsterdon

MASERS! Oh wait not masers. damn

#monsterdon

Finally masers! #monsterdon #GodzillaVsDestroyah

I like the music sting during the "meltdown" animation.

It sounded like Vincent Price just walked on-stage.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Let's this cool graphic explain everything.

Oh yeah, this Godzilla suit with the glowy internal orange bits is often called Meltdown Godzilla.
#Monsterdon #GodzillavsDestroyah

@moira @Zerofactorial @yatsu Takes a special guy to invent micro-anything #Monsterdon

"Chasing him? Is that possible?"

"It is possible. Godzilla and Jr are the same species."

#monsterdon

Yeahhhh, the practical effects aged a lot better than the computer graphics here. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe she wore a gooodzilla beret, the kind you find in a #monsterdon store

@moira @yatsu Nice catch #monsterdon

Those uniforms are great, they come with a kicky beret :D #Monsterdon

It looks like Godzilla's back spines have shrunken after his cadmium treatment #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @yatsu No but there were two women talking about microoxygen and that was the point of the conversation. (yes, the inventor was a man but he wasn't really the topic - the danger of microoxygen was.) #monsterdon

I'm at the laundromat watching #monsterdon through the hashtag feed, and I'm glad they seem to be trying to wash, freeze, medicate, and tuck Godzilla in for a nap in this one.

Frosted Godzilla makes me a little sad #Monsterdon