What if next time they made a giant robot out of metal instead of bones?

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Ejector seat catch!

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#Monsterdon Mecha-G, I love you!!

And now it is time for the kaiju to fuck off into the sea. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Godzilla you are hard to screen cap in night scenes.
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#monsterdon I'm sorry it just looks like the worms are jizzing on godzilla

I love that the twist of this movie is that a skeleton hacked a mecha. More movies should do that :D #Monsterdon

the bones have been returned to the water. I repeat. the bones have been returned to the water #monsterdon #missionAccomplished

@yatsu my cat does the exact same thing! #Helperz #Monsterdon

1s and 0s and cautions and goodbyes, apparently? #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow he sure does love that robot #monsterdon

Luke... let go... #monsterdon

mecha godzilla says, here, i'm helping. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero "I'll go down with Mecha Godzilla" emm Hay. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

I am having doubts about Chujo's intelligence #monsterdon

it's all 1s and 0s and CAUTIONs #monsterdon

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SPECIAL NOTE: When testing the movie download earlier, there was a POST-CREDITS scene!

@bunnyhero 👀 #Monsterdon

you know when Smol Ladies say something to you in unison you should really listen to them #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe And the 40 ton lizard has the right to be called princess?!... 😬 #Monsterdon

Don't they want Godzilla removed from Tokyo? Why keep Mecha G from dumping it offshore? #monsterdon

"i think mecha G wants to sink itself with godzilla" is that what you kids are calling it these days #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Elsewhere.

you see, this was a kaiju bromance story all along. humans always intervene unnecessarily especially when they just don't get it #monsterdon

"human beings should recognize their mistakes and correct them. it's the only way they can redeem themselves." There's a first time for everything. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

...Can you really princess carry a 40 ton lizard? #Monsterdon

@aburka hold my chatgpt! #Monsterdon

@aburka well, this, and Battlestar Galactica #cylons #monsterdon #everybodyIsDeadDave

I'm giving blanket Favorites and Boosts to everyone. Look for a certificate in a future post.

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They've awakened the bones!

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That little "tootoo tootoo" as Godzilla charges up his atomic breath is different. I don't hate it, it's just odd.
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This is why you don't build weaponized robots https://www.stopkillerrobots.org/ #monsterdon

@cheribaker Going to have to take that refresher course in Vienna! #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

@fufu mood #monsterdon

THERE'S NO CRYING IN KAIJU! #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

@apLundell No, you have to dance with Godzilla first, *then* you can think about penetration maybe #monsterdon

ACTION REPAIR MAN!
"MP3 looks okay." 👍
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"human beings should recognize their mistakes and correct them. it's the only way they can redeem themselves" #mothraGirls #monsterdon

just let kaijus sleep peacefully next time

The Prime Minster is like, "Hey, now we could get a SECOND set of Godzilla bones!" #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

@bunnyhero @RobynGoodfellow I would pay good money to see a post-credit scene with Tokyo Tower #43 (or whatever) being lowered into position in the background #monsterdon

@joewynne I gotta read these out loud to my #SplendaDaddy between laughing fits. It ain't easy. #Monsterdon

Hopefully there's a switch he can throw to jettison the skeleton easily #monsterdon

Oh hey Godzilla blowing up mazer tanks. That doesn't happen much. They get melted sometimes but usually by Ghodorah. And not exploded.
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I'm not sure talking to the skeleton makes this LESS creepy, dude. #Monsterdon

Cocoon Godzilla is gonna hatch into ..........

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@joewynne but fun tho?! 🥹 #Monsterdon

They should have STARTed with that drill. It's the most effective thing ever against Godzilla.

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Godzilla got all gooped up surprisingly quickly #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow "Masher?!" --Ruth Buzzi #Monsterdon

Mothra larvae used... firefighting foam? #monsterdon

"he just wanted to sleep peacefully" #mechaG #monsterdon

That was a lot of maser. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

@RobynGoodfellow same with tokyo tower. they have stacks of them in storage somewhere #monsterdon

holy hell that guy can take a LOT of Gs #monsterdon

so the masers work better if you drill a pilot first I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

So .. the hyper maser just cauterized the drill wound?

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@joewynne This is the first I've seen this high of quality AND volume on the fediverse! #NoteTheTime #TwitterIsDead #Monsterdon

@jovikowi Yeah, seems like they just kinda assumed it from the start #monsterdon

With the number of times they destroy the capitol/Diet building in these movies you'd think the new one would just come up from under ground when the previous one is destroyed. Like some kind of building pez. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Drill his ass, Mechagodzilla!! I stand by this statement!!!

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Mecha G, that's just gross #monsterdon

sadly, our remote tech was in the drill hand, and is now toothpaste

which means it's more "human toothpaste tube" at this point i guess

#sticky #monsterdon

Oo, brought a knife to a radioactive lizard fight! #Monsterdon

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Wait is Godzilla the BAD GUY in this one?!? So confused.

Those meaty sounds tho #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

@strangefour SUPLEX THROUGH THE DIET BUILDING #monsterdon

@Taweret A buzzsaw at minimum #monsterdon

@brion that was an elimination diet! #monsterdon

OMG, I can't keep up with the scroll because of stomach cramps from laughing! Is there such a thing as a timeout?

Somebody come by my house for a wellness check later, for Godzilla sakes.

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DO NOT WRONG OPERATION #monsterdon

you gotta put a drill hand on your mecha. you just gotta

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@moira Geoffriesaeoux! #StompsOut #Monsterdon

Good - slow-dancing attack #monsterdon

And they're caught in the clinch, the ref is coming in to break things up... #Monsterdon

Chekov's Diet building #monsterdon

Person: "The capitol, it's destroyed!"

#Monsterdon : "YAY!"

hug it out! hug it out! #monsterdon

MechaG's going to look even more boss when they get a giant eye patch for that eye. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

chest bump from the 'zillas #monsterdon

Kenny G was dead, but now he's back again #monsterdon

@apLundell but could either be a match for Godzilla's FLAC? #Monsterdon

who need a plot? there's kaiju action

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So what's a jeffries tube in a mechagodzilla? is it just a jeffries tube but spelt with a G, like geffries tube? #monsterdon

#mechaG and #godzilla are just hugging. Give them some space guys, c'mon #monsterdon

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OK boys, Brains has the mecha up and running, give it a try!

FAB, dad! Gordon, increase thrust!

twist, Shinji can't get out of the robot. #monsterdon

@cheribaker That never happens #monsterdon

"...open the mecha bay doors!"

"I'm sorry Chujo, I can't do that."

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Mothra has finally become one with the Great Lamp. 🦋🙏 🕯️
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@cheribaker This is that FedEx commercial? (still pissed about that one) #Monsterdon

@apLundell tbh, ogg vorbis does kind of sound like it could be from a kaiju movie #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I bet those "circuit diagrams" were really helpful in narrowing the problem down to a severed cable! #monsterdon

this spitting by the giant worms is next level #monsterdon

#Monsterdon If the MP3 is not working, try the FLAC.

This is great, it's the most exciting Geek Squad visit ever. #Monsterdon

"I'm trying MP3!"

If that doesn't work, try Ogg Vorbis.

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Caterpies used string shot! #monsterdon

"SILLY STRING? What are you kids DOING?!" #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Jack Palance?! They are all Jack Palance!? #Monsterdon

Trust me, MP3 is great #monsterdon #napster