I too have an emotional support plant #420blazeit #monsterdon

activate interlock! dynotherms connected! infracells up! megathrusters are go!

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@Taweret That's in the design because marketing insisted #monsterdon

seems like we could've jsut made the absolute zero gun without necessarily putting it in a godzilla shaped robot with godzilla's bones inside but

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"An aircraft implanted with microwave energy".

That is a weird way of saying that.

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For weapons, we decided to revisit an old classic: a gun #monsterdon

@apLundell It's so they bond together through shared hatred of their drill sergeant #monsterdon

I wish I had a DNA based computer. They seem amazing.

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"Exchange that damn plant for a mechaplant, kid" #monsterdon

pausing while I switch over laundry

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plant friends: fronds #monsterdon

And the whole rest of the film is Japanese Top Gun #monsterdon

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Aren't they already an elite team of soldiers?

Why do they have to do this basic training nonsense?

Is Godzilla going to be laying down barbed wire?

This is the least badass sounding marching song I think I've ever heard #monsterdon

where's your hat, lady?

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I wish the elite anti-Godzilla team wasn't called the "Q-Squad".

I wish the music cue was the Jackson 5's "I Want You Back" but we can't have nice things like that #monsterdon

so is this girl gonna pilot the mechagodzilla?

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@apLundell She's eating an American breakfast, so... #monsterdon

The Don Quixote and Sancho Panza figurines were a nice touch. #Monsterdon

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"This is a really great day for the project doctor".

I think they forgot a comma in that line and the VO actor just read it like that.

@SeanAloysiusOBrien he is le tired! #monsterdon

#monsterdon damn, I guess Japan isn't #stillwithher

Oh no, Mechahamster! #monsterdon

#monsterdon good news kid, mom's back, and she's going to kill godzilla for us!

add some chocolate and espresso and you'd have

mochagodzilla

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@Taweret the kids all sound like slight variations of Millhouse on the Simpsons #Monsterdon

"It's called Godziroomba" #monsterdon

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"Sarah" is probably a perfectly normal name for a Japanese child.

old and busted: two tiny ladies

new hotness: group of children with adult voices

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wait so what has godzilla been doing this whole month lol?

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the dubbing of the kids' voices. holy hell

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obligatory kid character! #monsterdon

@tessaracked She might panic and miss submitting some form #monsterdon

I like that the 30 year old woman dubbing this eleven year old girl isn't even trying to sound like a kid #monsterdon

@apLundell It's impressive how the bones stay together without any wires #monsterdon

only when they put you on desk duty will you be able to solve Godzilla's murder #monsterdon

we an rebuild him. we have the technology

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Ok. This is pretty bad-ass.

It makes no sense. But it's pretty awesome.

let's use godzilla's bones to make a weapon. what could possibly go wrong #monsterdon

This Godzilla skeleton reminds me of those Halloween skeleton decorations that are, like, dogs but they have bone ears so there's no question it's a dog #monsterdon

"how much will mechagodzilla cost?"

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"We're with the government. It's quite an urgent matter."

Everyone is always impressed by that line. But if it was me, I'd just be thinking "Shit, did I screw up my taxes again?"

Some real "Musk paying someone to pretend to be a robot in a zentai suit to fool the rubes" shit #monsterdon

you weren't expecting the conference room to have a full godzilla skeleton in a fish tank, were you?

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I want to make fun of this scientist for inventing robotic trilobites to "conserve" them.

That makes no sense.

But also, I want to own a robot trilobite. He should do a Kickstarter.

#monsterdon "humans are ruining the earth" says the guy who "brought back" a trilobite by cramming a horseshoe crab into a trilobite shell

"Don't mase me, bro" #monsterdon

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Wait, they KNOW Godizlla is immune to masers?

But they're still going to blame that solder lady for "missing" him?

can't tell how much of this is higher production values vs just being more modern but,

the dub is pretty much the only part that seems cheaply done

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a kaiju attack but it's a season arc on Veep #monsterdon

Ooh, a secret weapon that skeletonizes giant monsters underwater #monsterdon

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Is the PM doing a video conference? Or is she just lecturing her Science Minister about Kaiju?

Montage time #monsterdon

War of the Garantuas footage? okay lol

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@apLundell It's the daikaiju edition of Cards Against Humanity #monsterdon

female prime minister #GirlBoss

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Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, a well-observed drama of a modern day divorce #monsterdon

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"Against" is such a weird word to use here.

nice intro...VERY Jurassic Park vibe #Monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien I like the clueless news reporters #monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien yup. they always try, it never works #monsterdon

@tessaracked I think this is supposed to be Godzilla's cousin or something, right? #monsterdon

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Wait. Is it a laser or a maser? They don't seem to be clear on that.

Torrential Downpours are the new Smol Ladies Singing...it's how you know its all goin' DOWN #Monsterdon

@tessaracked "and our next guest, who needs no introduction..." #monsterdon

#monsterdon so he's just here, Godzilla just rolls up without any fanfare

@apLundell DId he say "Bozo Peninsula?" #monsterdon

wow they get right down to business in this one...no eggs hatching etc #Monsterdon

#monsterdon you know shit's going down when you see the kaiju laser tanks roll past

fake news, smdh

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i'm watching my dvd so i hope the edit is the same and i stay in sync. also watching in japanese with english subs, although maybe i should switch to the dub along with everyone else? #monsterdon

how does godzilla sneak up on someone?

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Oh, good. There's news reporters.

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Ooo! 1999? That's almost the future year Two-Thousand!

let's see how bad an idea it is to #Monsterdon while I finish up this thesis draft.....

(I'll keep my toots in this thread and unlisted)

Let's go #monsterdon