I don't think the shopkeeper was assigned a name so we don't get Bechdel credit #monsterdon

you really can't blame them for not planning for the birds having laser breath
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Man I should got my old DVDs out. archive version is kinda grainy and fuzzy. But my dvd drive doesn't work so I could get any screen caps. Oh well.
Your modern world confuses and frightens Gamera. "He appears to be headed to the baseball stadium." Go Giants!
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Yeah, my breath is like that when I wake up too.
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Oh so NOW you admit they're birds #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @apLundell "The Llama is a QUADRUPED and has a beak! ... for eating HONEY!" #WrongMontyPythonSkit #Monsterdon

"MONSTER ENCOUNTERED BY PLUTONIUM SHIP!" Whaaaa? #monsterdon

I really like the little electrical explosions on the building model. #monsterdon

they're NOT BIRDS! #monsterdon

in retrospect maybe our plan shouldn’t have involved a place where there would still be a giant hole in the ceiling #monsterdon

"is that the giant monster?!"

yes. yes, it is

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@apLundell We need a different expert to tell us that thing with tusks is not a turtle #monsterdon

"We interrupt tonight's Celebrity Punk Rock Band to warn you of another gods damned monster. You know the drill." #monsterdon

Take me out to the ball park 🎶. #monsterdon

I imagine the ornithologist responding to people on the news calling them "bird creatures" the same way I responded to anyone in media referring to Starbucks' "secret menu" when I was a barista. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I realize that Japan only has exactly one bird expert. But now that we know there are no actual birds involved, maybe we could bring in more scientists?

…are they daaaating? 👀 #monsterdon

Gamera's here! Fuck you leather winged dracula birds!
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Good job, you woke the Gamera. #monsterdon

"Hold your fire, keep the strobes running, and send out Daft Punk." #monsterdon

shell oil being on fire is VERY nice to see. bless.
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All right! scene of fleeing crowds is what I've been missing the last couple of weeks #monsterdon

Gyaos are one of the creepiest giant movie monsters. Both in design and actions. They are just evil hungry vicious animals. They aren't just eating to survive, they revel in being voracious messy (puppet) eaters.And they have a taste for people.
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@Zerofactorial Gamera’s dog in the fight is the literal dog the not birds killed. Gamera like dog. #monsterdon

"Even in cases as ridiculous as this!" Well said, sir. Well said.

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why do teh dragons look all cracked out #monsterdon

There's always a damn refinery. #monsterdon

gamera's roar always sounds mournful to me #monsterdon

Light Show! #monsterdon

non-island: take *that*, non-bird! #monsterdon

How does Gamera have a dog in this fight? Or does he just want some of that steak tartare for himself? #monsterdon

when a giant turtle kaiju has a faster reaction time than you, maybe it's time to leave military service, son

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i do appreciate all the models they built tho

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well that's the escaped bird taken care of
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NO DON'T KILL IT IT'S POSSIBLY JUST A BABY #monsterdon

Aww the not bird faces are so cute and horrible #MONSTERDON

on cue, the military messes up again #monsterdon

love the way the eyes move around
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What the sam hill is a baseball stadium doing with evangelion technology?! #monsterdon

@Taweret They are *very* stiff. #monsterdon

@unlofl If you hit a giant not-a-bird with a baseball is that a book-rule double? #monsterdon

Chairman Kaga: The featured ingredient tonight is beef. #monsterdon

i love practical effect but the wings on the notbirds don't look good

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#Monsterdon Don't stadium domes close REALLY slowly?`

“I have a 60 meter monster”

“Well I have three 15 meter monsters, 90 total meters of monster, we’re doing my thing first.”

*visible confusion*

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We don't need another monster. We closed the RFP a few minutes ago. #monsterdon

Maybe it's a submarine hotel from that other movie #monsterdon

Ok that side of beef looks suuuper fake #Monsterdon

Was that a giant face? A turtle face? Is this the secret origin of the Discworld?
Gyaos comes to town to watch some baseball. HAHA!
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💭 #monsterdon
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His ID reads "a giant monster" in Japanese? #monsterdon

“the press choppers aren’t supposed to enter that zone” [smash cut to the press choppers entering that zone] #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Look kid, we've already got three monsters. Go take your giant turtle to another movie.

This guy looks like Japanese Isaac Asimov #monsterdon

Facts like IT'S NOT A BIRD. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I don't think a snare trap would actually be that expensive to build.

figuring out how to make a weird giant trap, seems like a job for an art student #monsterdon

The Stadium!!!

#ItsATrap #Monsterdon

okay i love this plan. get some masers in there and it's perfect
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@pinkosock Just gotta put your whole hand right on there. #monsterdon

@funkula When kaiju appear all the laws get tossed out #monsterdon

See, this is why there are so few surviving runic inscriptions #monsterdon

love an Ancient Viking Curse Tablet, great for touching
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Shouldn't have pumped up the bass #monsterdon

…did they intentionally frame that first shot to make the rune look like a dick? #monsterdon

Why is it in Nordic runes tho #monsterdon

@Taweret I'm sure it's not going to emit any signals towards jupiter or anything #monsterdon

“You’re the only one qualified to help!”

“Seriously, they aren’t birds.”

“See, you already know more than us!”

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#Monsterdon I love background chatter in dubs.

"Hey let's get a photo over here too!" "YEah!"

Oh look, #Monsterdon, we found an ancient shrine. We should totally mess with it.

Oh the "island is covered with a bunch of "seeds" lots and lots of little blue seeds...
Also available from ADV Films!... back in the 90s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5bsVNEaTUo
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Also, you're the only woman in the room at the moment #monsterdon

now *I* want a dainty dessert #monsterdon

riff-raff? RIFF-RAFF? what are you doing in japan?! #youknowthishuman #thisperson #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It's too bad Japan only has one qualified bird expert and she's an undergrad.

this dub is everything i could hope for

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Giant Airpods #monsterdon

“The island has been destroyed by birds. An ornithologist had this to say:”

“THEY’RE NOT BIRDS!!!”

“Back to you, Bob, we will have further updates on the birds as the situation (with the birds) develops.”

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Sure, people are getting eaten, but I'm sure it's totally fine to go ashore. #monsterdon

@Taweret Dragons?

This soundtrack just makes me want to do drugs, bust out the glowsticks, and stay up all night studying cryptozoology!

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#Monsterdon Oh look! It's Flight of the Navigator!

i would not go climbing around on the mystertious, moving turtle shaped island but i'm just built different

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So you're saying they're Muppets #monsterdon

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that is one big walnut #monsterdon

Yuhmi Kaneyama, miss Gyaos herself
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no shit, they're not birds

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Great reaction shots in this movie #monsterdon

using a camera flash on giant creatures is unpredictable. see: king kong #monsterdon

:bing: kaiju pokemon snap #monsterdon

okay NOW it's gone too far. eating humans is one thing, but leave the puppers alone! #monsterdon

Hello Gyaos~~~ One of the best looking kaiju suits ever made. And the first (in a movie atleast) time the suit actor of a kaiju was a woman.
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some nice sound work on this imo #monsterdon

Normally I'm not at all a fan of live-action dubs but I'm absolutely here for this main lady sounding exactly like Asuka from Evangelion. #monsterdon

mmm, ranch dressing. #monsterdon

Copying the key to Jurassic Park’s success, somebody sticking their hand in a giant pile of poop. #monsterdon

That’s, uh…one big pile of shit. #MONSTERDON

she just dives right into the guano like she is channeling Jurassic Park #Monsterdon

it says “drop…run…” #monsterdon

He's so young and scruffy! Like a little Columbo.
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