So we just established that a life is worth $500 to this dude...
Like we already established he doesn't believe the neighbor is a vampire... Essentially he just hired out as an assassin for $500.
"I'll take it" Yep. Definitely an actor. #Monsterdon #FrightNight
I don't think we're two serious! In fact we think you aren't serious enough!
#Monsterdon
Evil Ed always looks like he just rubbed a balloon on his head.
A decade later and Evil would have been a weeb.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985
And that, friends, was Evil Ed's O-face.
@littlemiao@babka.social Doubt there's a Jewish vampire here, but it would explain why the cross did nothing.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985
You know, a lot of things are more important than your autograph Mr. Self-Centered
#Monsterdon
Charlie should have tried offering Mr. Vincent eight bucks.
In the 80's no adult would help a teenager unless he's just lost his job and is facing eviction
(Doc from Back to the Future being the only exception)
I would like a wool cardigan with the same weave density as Amy'sโฆ thing. I cannot in good conscience call that a sweater and I don't know if it has another name
Would be perfect for the Fall season and early winter
Love that you can just find Mr. Vincent's apartment
Oh, well, if it's important!
Poor Peter Vincent, fired from his TV host job and about to be evicted. I really feel for him in these turbulent economic times. #FrightNight1985 #Monsterdon
"What could be more important than my autograph?" classic line
i also rather like mr. vincent's apartment
*positive uplifting music*
eviction!? aw, poor mr price mcdowell. maybe he can have chris sarandon's house after we murder him.
@Princejvstin Galaxy Quest this is not, though ๐
no you don't Amy. you just don't love yourself, there is a difference
#Monsterdon
He didn't ask if you loved him. ๐
#monsterdon This Vampire killer's name is just bugging me PeterVincentBorisCushingPriceChristopherLeeKarloffandTorJohnsonToo #FrightNight1985
"I love you, Charlie"
For reasons which are apparently unimportant for the audience to know :/ #Monsterdon
That wasn't a "yes"
Evil Ed thinks Charlie is crazier than him, and thatโs when things get weird.
Amy hon, you need to work on your taste in men. #Monsterdon #FrightNight
@JoeWynne oh please tell me the Elvira restraining order is a joke ๐
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He must go in during the day
#monsterdon
Oh, he'll suck alright....
"Then he'll be able to suck his way through the entire town!" Holy double entrendres, Batman!
#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985
there is a subtheme of movies where false or pretending experts are mistaken for real ones #monsterdon #FrightNight1985
(consider Three Amigos , or Galaxy Quest)
@Taweret If anyone behaved rationally in horror movies the entire genre would vanish.
Y'know he's not the first person to suck his way through this to
@neia Hmm, which vampire is Jewish here? #Monsterdon
gotta protect myself from my sexy dom vampire neighbor who sensually threatened to blow my back out by making my bedroom look like the set of a Madonna video
Title drop? Of calling the movie like the movie... I feel a branding issue here.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985
oh! Roddy McDowell! that'll do it. #monsterdon
@Taweret I would have sublet a shed from someone and surrounded it with Keep Out signs. #Monsterdon
In fact this *is* just like Fright Night
@Louisa
It's such a myth that vampires are cool.
Charlie's gonna die via oxygen starvation, let's watch!
Why is it that none of the methods of killing supernatural beings, you know, don't also 100% kill mortal beings?
Like how about just chucking garlic at someone and they shrivel up and die?
This kid is pretty quick with the home decorating.
#Monsterdon
"WE HAVE CHAPEL AT HOME!"
I'm not sure what the candles are supposed to accomplish? Vibes?
Charley, that KILLS people!!
#Monsterdon
yeah sure spend 6 hours lighting candles for some reason and leave yourself only one hour to whittle your stake #monsterdon
also I swear Vincent's voice is familiar #monsterdon
Wow, Charlie's taken some extreme measures about this vampire business
he's gone and converted to catholicism
Oopsie, Mom's going to be out of the house tomorrow night.
honestly, Vincent telling Charlie to fuck off is very satisfying.
Mr Vincent doing the town a favor as far as I'm concerned
yo, he finally getting the mood right with the candles to make out with his gf
#monsterdon
How. How does the main character have an annoying voice but somehow Evil sounds like him but even more annoying?
#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985
Time for the Giles #monsterdon
The director didn't tell anyone at the time of filming. then Billy's actor had an OHHHH moment when he saw the final film and realized why he filmed the shot kneeling.
It was very intentional to read like he was bout to give Jerry a BJ
#monsterdon
That's a fire hazard, just sayin' #monsterdon
Dude just make yourself some stakes or a wood sword or something
Hey don't knock hacking up young virgins. #Monsterdon
I like Mr. Vincent's car
@jonny THANK YOU it was driving me crazy #monsterdon
Oh, and I bet you don't believe Santa is real either??
#Monsterdon
Oh Roddy is out of work. Well that explains where the rest of the movie goes. Desperate out of work actor is so down on his luck he becomes a real vampire hunter. You could cut out almost half an hour of this movie to get to the good part.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985
This poor grifter.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight1985
Given the vampire's reaction to the No.2 pencil, just make him take the SATs. That'll get him.
#Monsterdon #FrightNight
He goes to all this trouble to make sure he shuts a window. Apparently that's the window that does not face the vampire's house. The window that faces the vampire's house is wide open.
#monsterdon
does this guy have like a bunch of loose wool stuffed under his messenger bag strap #monsterdon
Hey! There's nothing wrong with demented madmen hacking up virgins while wearing a hockey mask!
Wait, is Mr. Vincent who I think he is??
#Monsterdon
Okay. A bit of Friday the 13th shade there...
"Beware the Hand of Man, for he is a cruel ape..."
#monsterdon Peter Vincent, Vampire Killer: "Now, Watch me do it!"
eeeeehhhh think I'll pass
Dial M for #Monsterdon !
Jesus what I wouldn't give for my mother to offer me a Valium.
Vampires in ski masks running around hacking up virgins, you say ๐ฎ
bahahahah demented, ski-masks. fantastic.
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awww good old roddy mcdowell
@Taweret I mean, as long as the blood sucking is consensual, who am I to judge.
This is why we need to keep Svengoolie on the air. That way there is always someone to handle this sort of thing for us. #Monsterdon
Only a vampire could WOOSH like that!
I prefer bloody tears, myself #monsterdon
[desaturated footage of neighbor vampire killing people, fucking your mom, and bullying you about it]
Narrator: Has this ever happened to you?
You: There's got to be a better way!
Peter Vincent: There IS!
Why is he hiding the truth all of a sudden? I didn't hear him agree to keep anything secret.
#monsterdon
Kid, don't believe everything you hear on TV.
That was such an anticlimactic vampire stabbing...
#Monsterdon
oh man I bet this ascot-wearing actor can help me with my hot queer vampire problem
I didn't recognize McDowell at first
#monsterdon
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vampire has to call on a land line phone?
the great vampire killer should probably not have a tv show about being a vampire killer because then vampires will know you're the great vampire killer #monsterdon
With all the vampire shows he watches, why did he have to go for advice? #monsterdon
THOSE TEETH THO
Love that you can see the interlacing on the TV screen.
Ah the good old #2 pencil!
Yeah you could have finished it 50 times already. #Monsterdon
this is, like, all vampire media. there's a scene in true blood where anna paquin mercs a vampire with a Chinese takeout chopstick
Checkov's pointy fence post through a picture. #monsterdon