Fright Night
brennen
brennen
brennen@federation.p1k3.com

yeah, i'm pretty sure the logical thing to do if you're a homicide detective is take your witness to the possible killer's house and let him know the witness lives next door

#monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Anyway, this concludes my film for Fright Night.

I'll decide later if I loved it or hated it, but whatever my reaction was, it was guaranteed to be extreme. Maybe a superposition of adoration and hate. Who can say?

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting and to all who have enjoyed the vampires and the snark!

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

And we're back where we began: Peter Vincent hosting his late-night low-budget horror show on TV, Charley and Amy making out clandestinely _with age appropriate each other_, and... evil red eyes peering over from the window in the house next door..?!

IT'S EVIL ED

ED'S NOT DEAD, BABY
ED'S NOT DEAD

ManWithPez
ManWithPez
ManWithPez

I love that I'm watching this with a group that readily recognizes Octaman.

That's a new experience.

Bluedepth

You'll all die Charlie, we kinda root for it…

Harvey Sandstrom
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0

I don't think I like vampires. Not because of the blood drinking, more because of the exploitative behavior.

ManWithPez
ManWithPez
ManWithPez

During the pandemic there was a live read of the stage play of Fright Night with Jonathan Stark (Billy Cole) as the Narrator. It was a BLAST!

Also I would LOVE to see this onstage!

ManWithPez
ManWithPez
ManWithPez

Wasn't the ENTIRE point of this evening because you were all worried about Charley's mental health?

What the hell are you doing, Edward? And WHY are you laughing, Amy? You PAID for that shit!

ManWithPez
ManWithPez
ManWithPez

If they thought they were setting this up to make Charley believe Jerry isn't a vampire though Charley KNOWS he is, I can't think of less safe predicament Charley could have walked himself into.

I'm on your side, kid, but you DESERVE a lot of this.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

Was Charley just revealed to be wearing Casio F91W?? CLASSIC

On the topic of vintage looks though, the houses in that neighbourhood make me feel like Christine McConnell lives right around the corner. Great ambience.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

And that's a wreck! Killing Dandrige released Amy from the vampiric curse but not Ed, presumably because he was dead and then undead and also dead again already? Charley's mother never returns from the night shift so presumably she fucked off into the sea. But Vincent has his old job back!

That movie managed to be cheesy and have some genuinely good horror effects there at the end. Fun!

Nice choice, @Taweret ! Thank you! Thanks for the bingo card, @cherizilla !

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

Actually pretty scary prosthetics and makeup on Monstrous Amy, there. Nicely done!

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

*Evil Amy appears with a very frizzy hairstyle*

Pretty high humidity down in that basement crypt I guess

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

I like how the actor, whose real name is not Peter Vincent, repeats "I am Peter Vincent, the great vampire killer" to reassure himself. Excellent performance.

Then the Sweater Vampire appears in a mad science shirt to greet them saying "Welcome to Fright Night... for real!"

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allanb

What Hollywood thinks is sexy vs. What people think is sexy, a sad legacy of incompatibility

Harvey Sandstrom
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0

"Amy is gonna die, me too probably." he said with all the dread of someone who realized they are going to get a parking ticket.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

You know what? If a power transformer three feet to my left suddenly started sparking and flaring, I think I would be likely to move away from it with a bit more alacrity than Charley and Amy just displayed there, whether or not my neighbour was strolling after me down a misty alley.

Bluedepth

So, Chris is in the closet. Coming out, for Charlie. Having a little BDSM quickie…

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

That COORS BEER neon sign in Charley's room would drive me absolutely insane. The buzz of those neon power transformers is impossible to tune out. Also blah blah bisexual lighting you know the drill

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

As the authorities are useless, we must appeal to the nerds. Or maybe the grunge nerds. The metalhead nerd. He visits the school nerd who is also a metalhead and gives him $8 for vampire fighting advice. The metalhead nerd has a model train and a toy skull.

The boy says that he expects the vampire to attack him tonight, and the advice he gets is "use a cross, get holy water, the vampire can't enter your house uninvited."

Harvey Sandstrom
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0

Eight bucks was a lot of money back now.

(This joke shamelessly stolen from multiple MST3K episodes).