Fright Night
Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

And we're back where we began: Peter Vincent hosting his late-night low-budget horror show on TV, Charley and Amy making out clandestinely _with age appropriate each other_, and... evil red eyes peering over from the window in the house next door..?!

IT'S EVIL ED

ED'S NOT DEAD, BABY
ED'S NOT DEAD

ManWithPez
ManWithPez
ManWithPez

I love that I'm watching this with a group that readily recognizes Octaman.

That's a new experience.

Bluedepth

You'll all die Charlie, we kinda root for it…

Harvey Sandstrom
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0

I don't think I like vampires. Not because of the blood drinking, more because of the exploitative behavior.

ManWithPez
ManWithPez
ManWithPez

During the pandemic there was a live read of the stage play of Fright Night with Jonathan Stark (Billy Cole) as the Narrator. It was a BLAST!

Also I would LOVE to see this onstage!

ManWithPez
ManWithPez
ManWithPez

Wasn't the ENTIRE point of this evening because you were all worried about Charley's mental health?

What the hell are you doing, Edward? And WHY are you laughing, Amy? You PAID for that shit!

ManWithPez
ManWithPez
ManWithPez

If they thought they were setting this up to make Charley believe Jerry isn't a vampire though Charley KNOWS he is, I can't think of less safe predicament Charley could have walked himself into.

I'm on your side, kid, but you DESERVE a lot of this.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

Was Charley just revealed to be wearing Casio F91W?? CLASSIC

On the topic of vintage looks though, the houses in that neighbourhood make me feel like Christine McConnell lives right around the corner. Great ambience.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

And that's a wreck! Killing Dandrige released Amy from the vampiric curse but not Ed, presumably because he was dead and then undead and also dead again already? Charley's mother never returns from the night shift so presumably she fucked off into the sea. But Vincent has his old job back!

That movie managed to be cheesy and have some genuinely good horror effects there at the end. Fun!

Nice choice, @Taweret ! Thank you! Thanks for the bingo card, @cherizilla !

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

*Evil Amy appears with a very frizzy hairstyle*

Pretty high humidity down in that basement crypt I guess

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

I like how the actor, whose real name is not Peter Vincent, repeats "I am Peter Vincent, the great vampire killer" to reassure himself. Excellent performance.

Then the Sweater Vampire appears in a mad science shirt to greet them saying "Welcome to Fright Night... for real!"

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allanb

What Hollywood thinks is sexy vs. What people think is sexy, a sad legacy of incompatibility

Harvey Sandstrom
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0

"Amy is gonna die, me too probably." he said with all the dread of someone who realized they are going to get a parking ticket.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

You know what? If a power transformer three feet to my left suddenly started sparking and flaring, I think I would be likely to move away from it with a bit more alacrity than Charley and Amy just displayed there, whether or not my neighbour was strolling after me down a misty alley.

Bluedepth

So, Chris is in the closet. Coming out, for Charlie. Having a little BDSM quickie…

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

That COORS BEER neon sign in Charley's room would drive me absolutely insane. The buzz of those neon power transformers is impossible to tune out. Also blah blah bisexual lighting you know the drill

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

As the authorities are useless, we must appeal to the nerds. Or maybe the grunge nerds. The metalhead nerd. He visits the school nerd who is also a metalhead and gives him $8 for vampire fighting advice. The metalhead nerd has a model train and a toy skull.

The boy says that he expects the vampire to attack him tonight, and the advice he gets is "use a cross, get holy water, the vampire can't enter your house uninvited."

Harvey Sandstrom
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0

Eight bucks was a lot of money back now.

(This joke shamelessly stolen from multiple MST3K episodes).

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Launching my thread for Fright Night, a movie that I'm told is spooky!

Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie every week and make fun of it; it turns more into 80s horror movies for the spooky season.

Anyway, you're about to see lots of monsterdon posts by me and others; feel free to mute the hash tag if an 80s horror watch party is not your jam.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

"A TOM HOLLAND FILM"

_reflexively boosts the Umbrella lip sync clip, you know the one_

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

The third best character was the milfy mom who was nonchalant about things movie moms are normally upset about, but very concerned about nightmares and a lack of hot cocoa.

The fourth best character was the cop who decided he didn't want to deal with this shit, which is a mood.

The nominal main boy and girl were mostly there to have a nominal main boy and girl. The metalhead nerd was a little more likable, actually, even if he was annoying.

saucerlost

Fright Night! Thanks @Taweret and for showing me an 80's classic I missed out on! It's good to remember how much I love practical effects, and how much I hate Coors beer.

I'm gonna go steal Charley's Atari 400 and play Oil's Well.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

I award Fright Night 3 out of 5 exploding burning melting bloody vampires. It was simultaneously the worst and best film ever made.

The best character was the conflicted actor who decided to play his role to save the day; he was real main character.

The second best character was the Evil Bisexual Sweater Vampire who collected clocks and teenagers.

The practical effects were neat, and carefully used. The movie felt really long though and extremely cringe in parts.