Honestly, vibing with this music!
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WE HAVE SPLIT DIOPTER SIGN

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become the monster #monsterdon wants to watch

@ohiofi public spaces don't require an invitation in most versions of the mythos so it's cool

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this scene is going to be painfully 80s right?
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#monsterdon Amy's outfit is the inspiration for the 90's blue and purple wave cup every movie theater had…

[driving bassline and snare-heavy beat begins]

oh?

[vocalist enters mix]

oh.

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These are definitely some line reads, that's for sure

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Peter Vincent: The So-So Vampire Annoyer

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the presence of a cross activates a vampire's "Voice Command" mode

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Clearly Evil is an adolescent vampire, he hasn't been to the orthodontist yet.

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Main vampire chases the main characters through a restaurant and 80s nightclub. Meanwhile, the Metal Head nerd, who is now a vampire, begs to be let into the actor's house because there's a vampire outside. he tried to attack the actor, being made that he was a fake, but then the actor burns him with a cross, which works against vampires now.

The actor uses his acting power to portray his character and chase nerd vampire out of a window.

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"I used to admire you before, you know? The great Peter Vincent, \"vampire killer\" - before I found out what a fake you are!"

Ah so this is when Ed learns about the concept of "actors"

And also "scenery chewing"

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Ironically Evil seems less evil after having become a vampire

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  ⏲️ 30-minute Poll 🧛‍♀️🧛🌔

Roddy McDowall based his character's reactions to situations on what he thought which of the following would do?

Edward is a horrible vampire.

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Oh, they're *touch* weapons, not ranged weapons.

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#monsterdon The master baiter. He has a plate of fruit, fruitcake...

They will be safe in The Bronze!

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Wait, the young vampire gets the creepy eye makeup and the old vampire didn't?

Unless it's just a lighting thing and the old one had it and I didn't notice.

Oh gross, just saw the cross bit...

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people really danced like that in the 80s, I was there

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professional kitchen with an open window 3 feet above the ally where the dumpster is, just what the health inspector ordered

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Evil, never meet your heroes. Atleast not while being angry about it.
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Nobody likes a prankster, Ed!

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Not watching #monsterdon but I've seen this film before and from the toots, I know exactly where everyone is at.

So wait, Evil has...become EVIL? I did NOT see that coming

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Oh, so the vamp decided to sire Edward? WTF would he do that?

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This bar serves fresh veg?!

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Who are you calling?

The police.

Big mistake. You should have called the Ghost Busters.

Well, ok, maybe not, but it seems worth a try?

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Hey it's St. Elmo's

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BRB gonna go yell "Cut it out, Evil!' and see if that gets rid of Trump.

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Oh, Evil Ed 😥 #Monsterdon

Answer to Poll Number 1 is 62. "Charley" is said 62 times.

One more poll coming up.

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This is just playing with your food.

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Director: "Make scary noises!"
Foley; "what is a scary noise?"
Director: "You're the sound guy, figure it out!'
Foley: [really loud whooshing noises]

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meanwhile at the bronze

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Now he really is gonna be.... EVILLLLLLL. #monsterdon

So this is where goofy high evil Eddie gets a glow up and becomes Edward Cullen I guess #Monsterdon

Do we really still have an hour left of this?

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D-did someone just fire a rocket launcher at the kids??

The heck was that sound supposed to be??

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"What if Evil really was in trouble?"

"Why don't we ask Good about that?"

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take my hand if you want to undead

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add! Ed! to! the! polycule!

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a gay awakening with Chris Sarandon. not entirely out of the realm of possibilities.

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Okay I don't know if most of the actors or director knew, but the writer sure knew he was making a gay allegory here.
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[takes hand] [adds to inventory] okay now what do I do with it?

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Oh it's just regular mist, he's fine

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"Join my polycule and we can be gay together"

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"I know what it's like being different."

It gets better, Evil. #Monsterdon

I wonder how many tries it took to get that awesome shot of the smoke swirling like that. #Monsterdon #FrightNight

@ohiofi BAT

man

I GET IT

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sax and violins?
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Eh, trench coat vampire doesn't really do it for me. #Monsterdon

Vampire Jazz!

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In retrospect what would have been a great trope for the bingo card: a traditional sign of vampires proves to be false

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Famous last words. There are no such things as vampires.

Bad guy: They don't really believe I'm real. That's good, I don't want them to.

Also bad guy: I'll kill one of them. That will prove I'm not real.

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Unsolved Mysteries vampire

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can we now shove the blonde guy into a lake or something?
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@Bluedepth Ref! he got the ball first! #NotLikeThat #monsterdon

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oof Jer is wearing some pretty pointy-toed boots

they live in Small Town USA, where the fuck did this gritty noir alley come from?

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Yay! The mirror doesn’t lie! #Monsterdon

A lot of folks misquote Ghostbusters with a line about “pencil dick,” but in this movie, he actually says that line. In Ghostbusters, the phrases are “pencil neck” and “dickless.”

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I think Evil deserves a real name

He’s 10x better than Charlie, even if I still don’t like him

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@turgon

The second deadliest creatures in this film

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I feel like Charley's friend is going to evolve into an evil clown

Like a Pokémon

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GASP! The mirror! Roddy Mcdowall is always a delight in a movie. He over acts just a hair, but he puts real emotion into it.
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But oh no as they are leaving, the actor discovers that the vampire guy does not appear in the reflection of his prop mirror, and drops it out of surprise. The vampire guy notices, so the actor urges them out of the building.

The actor reports that the vampire guy did not appear in the mirror, then drives off.

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"Mr Vincent Shit!"

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@bstacey maybe needs to be of silver vice gold perhaps...?

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literally everyone got that you just threatened us, Jer

Human servant Billy Cole is my favorite person in this movie. That guy clearly loves his job.

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oops. didn't expect the vampire killer to have a compact, now did you, Jerry?

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@moira That’s the Japanese version.

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also the plaid she is wearing is soooo lesbian-coded

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Me at work next year: "You wouldn't want to cause your friends pain, would you?"

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@wohali Look, sometimes you just wanna be warm & cozy

And not have the wool touch your neck

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“I’ll protect you with this!”

The same cross that did nothing last time you had a run-in with this vampire?

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what was that business with the fire

that was a _thing_

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@steggy I suppose they have to blend in somehow

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He’s always eating a red apple because he drinks “red” …just like Marceline

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This is the plot to a lot of Vampire Fiction though...."Age inappropriate romance"

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Only a vampire could peel an orange like that!

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Ooo, big shock, Prince Humperdink goes for the underage girl. #Monsterdon

"Attractive young people", if we're suspending disbelief that these are high school students adults should not be commenting on their attractiveness!!!

(I know the 80's...)

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Wait, did that fruit just fall out of the ceiling on him?

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ah, now for the Creeper section of this evening's programme.

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Eh the holy water vial is not very interesting. Come back when you have the vial from Death Becomes Her. #monsterdon

Inflation calculator says Amy is giving Vincent the equivalent of $1500 in 2025 dollars for maybe 10 minutes of work

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#monsterdon Roddy's frosted hair makes me giggle…

From zero to creep in 2.2 seconds

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Jer is a fruit-eating vamp
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I LOVE the way Roddy McDowall emphasizes his speech in this role..

80s sweater. Drink!

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Orgy of the Damned.

Prescient.

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Honestly I did not expect Roddy to come out of the TV whatsoever so cheers to him

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lol, 'Due Process' Charlie, you ICE bastard!

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Peter Vincent's hair make-up is not good. It looks like it could just be talcum. *I* have done grey hair like that before for a play.

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@forestine Jerry the vampire? Sounds like a cartoon

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