Don't look behind you!

#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

"Throw me your helmet"

That's a good strategy when you've lost your own helmet

#monsterdon

kate is just in the broom closet for the next 45 minutes #monsterdon

How can you tell if this guy’s getting too much oxygen? He’s been giddy the whole time #Monsterdon

you can sync this movie with Dark Side of the Moon. And then play Dark Side like 5 more times. And then after that they're on the moon.

#monsterdon

Look, I actually *was* interested in the 1960s moon expedition. Any chance of us getting back to that? #Monsterdon

Is this the room where they drink the fizzy lifting drinks?

#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon1964

I'm going to find a shot of that moonscape for wallpaper.

#Monsterdon

The moon natives: "WHO LEFT A WINDOW OPEN. DO YOU THINK WE'RE MADE OF ATMOSPHERE?"

#monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon1964

Aqualung, my firend, don't you start away on the moon uneasy

#monsterdon

they're gonna find a flag and a note claiming the moon for the Holy Roman Empire, and then we get another flashback to 1500...

#monsterdon

Oh, Wormsign. #Monsterdon

Moon sphincter

#monsterdon

The special effects are pretty good for a #monsterdon feature

All Summer in a Lunar Day

#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon1964

@msh The Moon Ass.

#monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon1964

I refuse to believe a pair of British gentlemen exploring an unknown land in 1899 would not bring gloves. #monsterdon

to be honest this is better than some of the green screen in Krull

#Monsterdon

okay things are happening at least

#Monsterdon

Cavor you dumbass!! Stop breaking the moon!!!

#Monsterdon

Suddenly the movie gets cool. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

The Selenites are gonna be pissed about their skylight.

#Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

THE MYSTERONS ARE ALREADY ON THE MOON! RUN! RUUUUUUUUUN!

#monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

I can’t pay no doctor bills,
But Cavor’s on the moon.
#monsterdon

"if only there were some natives here that we could exploit!" #monsterdon

the moon never sets on the british empire

#Monsterdon

too bad they didn't bring a camera

#monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

"An empire Caesar never dreamed of!"

You can take the Englishman out of England, buuuuut... :/ #Monsterdon

get it? he's cavor-ting #monsterdon

@sealawyer sounds about right for this one

#Monsterdon

while they're bouncing around, seize the means of production, lady. #monsterdon

Yeah, they're not on the moon, they've bashed their skulls and they're HALLUCINATING the moon. #Monsterdon

cool shot tho

#Monsterdon

Very nice matte painting of the moon.
#Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

He’s not wearing GLOVES?? Hello, frostbite #Monsterdon

...So they gotta boop noses to talk? #Monsterdon

"I'll be fine Darling, just stick me in cupboard and flush out all the air, it's fine..."

#Monsterdon

!!

#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon1964

"Now, I'm leaving the oxygen full on, so it will all go outside when we open the hatch."

#monsterdon

I see Chekhov's Union Jack #monsterdon

"take a letter" WTF?! I hate these men.
#Monsterdon

@floatybirb Do they have BDE while they are yeeted through space and then become the GOAT and obtain rizz?

#Monsterdon

“Geese, I adore. Chickens, I detest” #Monsterdon

@strangefour A militia of the local bunnies

#monsterdon

Cavor all like "it's not fair! there was time now! there was time!" #monsterdon

"Good news everybody, we rolled a 20 on our D20!" #monsterdon

Nothing like 3 sardines after a trip outside of Earth's gravity. #Monsterdon #firstmeninthemoon

Holy bloomers! We're getting some good up-skirt shots now

#monsterdon

@Taweret well at least now after that rolling, all the chamber pots have been emptied

#monsterdon

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Amazingly, NASA used footage of this movie to help illustrate how to land on the moon (for a time).

#FirstMenInTheMoon

@Lazarou Clearly it's right next to the sink he was shaving in? #monsterdon

Everyone climb into the sex swings for the moon landing.

#monsterdon

I am looking forward to the musical stage version of this film featuring songs about boot sales and domestic life on spacecraft.

#Monsterdon

"What other man would go all the way to the moon for you?"

Rewriting history as it happens

#Monsterdon

Again, @MagicIsTheCause: "This guy is the inspiration for Gonzo." #monsterdon

More like crash positions
#monsterdon

Cavor thought of everything, except how to land.

#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon1964

That was a dramatic landing

#Monsterdon

STRANGE OBJECT IMAGED IN THE IMPERIAL VORTEX

#monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

The chickens flapping about in the craft is the best scene so far.

#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon1964

"geese i adore, chickens i detest"

is the tagline for the movie

#monsterdon

Geese = good birds
Chickens = the devil's wild fowl
#Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

He likes geese and hates chickens? This man truly is a mad scientist. #Monsterdon

I'm not a scientist or engineer by any stretch of the imagination . . . but I think I can say with some confidence that I could design a better spaceship than Joseph Cavor. #monsterdon

Geese, I adore. Chickens, I detest.

Love a good goose egg omelette for breakfast.

#monsterdon

ah how charming to be locked in a pod filled with the smell of sardines, live chickens and chamber pots

#Monsterdon

@cargot_robbie Frankly, that invention I'd back.

#monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

"Eggs? In this Moon economy?"

#Monsterdon

He invented a ball that shoots people straight into the Sun? I have some thoughts #Monsterdon

"Is _that_ where all the poop smell's been coming from?!"

#monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

if opening a blind over a window is enough to throw you wildly off-course, that sounds like a design flaw, not user error #monsterdon

“I *knew* I should’ve taken a left turn at Venus!”

#monsterdon

Set the controls for the heart of the sun.

#monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon1964

#Monsterdon how.... how do any of these trajectories work

"No, not Venus!"

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yeah the distance from the earth to the moon is basically the same as the distance from the earth to the sun #monsterdon

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I think they got the wrong kind of gas in those canisters…

#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon1964

@Lazarou because calculations
#Monsterdon

@blogdiva The geese didn't even care

#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

"My mother impressed upon me the importance of avoiding women".

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon it seems quite a coincidence that these guys land at the exact place that the future rocket boys land at

He gave up a woman who could drive for a trip to the moon. Smh. #Monsterdon #firstmeninthemoon

I wanted space geese :(

#Monsterdon

what is guiding the sphere?

#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

how do they navigate? do they scrape paint? #monsterdon

Rope chairs for the moon launch #Monsterdon

I miss the solemn dignity of Wallace and Gromit's motivations.

#monsterdon

Tweed for the moon launch. Bold choice. #monsterdon

"Liberty! Liberty!"

Yeah the geese are escaping their creditors, too. #Monsterdon

This movie is why pilot checklists were invented

#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

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Get 'em, Kate. Put 'em in jail for fraud!

#Monsterdon yes Kate. Stay at the cottage. Next to the exploding furnace. Embrace the hot rumbling metal. Oh look! It’s shearing into thousands of glowing chunks of steel. Oopsie it just sliced her in half! If you don’t come with me right this moment I’ll bleed everywhere! Flop plop plop.

Yeah, my mom warned me about women leaving the greenhouse doors open, too.

????

#Monsterdon

Shotgun goes off to humorous effect in 5 4 3 2

#monsterdon

I only vaguely remember the original book, but the movie seems to be adapting at least the opening chapters fairly well, but

I don't remember the original book being this goofy.

#Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

so, she brings him supplies so he can leave, and then gives him the ultimatum that if he leaves, she's dumping him. actually the first sensible thing anyone's done all movie. #monsterdon

Oh, Kate. Walk away, ffs.

#Monsterdon

Doedeca-moon-agon.

#monsterdon

Did I miss the explanation for why the greenhouse has to be maintained at exactly 122 degrees Fahrenheit?

#Monsterdon