Moon caterpillar sounded kind of like a leopard there #monsterdon

moon caterpillar, weird mushrooms, crystal things, this shit is fire

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That is the LOUDEST caterpillar I've ever seen. #Monsterdon

If that's a cow I wouldn't like to meet a bull... It's right behind me isn't it?
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Is this one of Mothra's babies?

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finally vegitation, we start to have some hint of an environment

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Okay I did not expect this movie to have a higher body count than the Critters movies. Or most movies we have done.
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Of course the USian immediately recurs to gun violence. #monsterdon

Where we're going, we don't need no helmets! #Monsterdon

dang lots of pods and crystals and mushrooms

place got some vibes
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Giant mushrooms! Okay now we just need some disco

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AT LAST

SOME HARRYHAUSEN #Monsterdon

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Kate. Don't shoot the aliens bug people. They probably only wanted to chit chat

GEEZ Bedford! Yes, leave them, already!

Cavor's right about the human violence.

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:blobaww: the space caterpillar is EPIC! #Monsterdon

Space cow!!!
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"What is it?" I dunno but it looks expensively animated. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

Bet Kate Calendar wishes she had a Laserblaster now #monsterdon

"What is it?"

Well, you just teleported, that's pretty impressive. #Monsterdon

Wow, first moment of sympathy for Cavor trying to stop the killing.

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YES!!!!!!! The "bull" is glorious

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Ooooooo big moon bug and bigger moon bug. #Monsterdon

Like twenty minutes ago, Bedford understood that opening a door from an airful space onto an airless one would turn the former into a vacuum.

Yet that's exactly what he just did by having Cavor block the door with his helmet and nothing . . . happens . . . #monsterdon

Don't shoot a shotgun inside the ship!

She's deaf now.

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Her hair is more ridiculous than the moon natives.
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"If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." - the good, the bad, and the ugly #monsterdon

moon elephant
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The creatures aimlessly swarming around the ball is a reference to the humans aimlessly swarming around the microphones earlier

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It's a metaphor for reproduction! #Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

"No! I'm telling you, it's unfairly weighted! We cannot use this die in competition!"

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I wonder if this is the same set.

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Kate, they don't know what a boomstick is ... well, I guess they do now.

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The place is an absolute honeycomb! You might say it's a Honeycomb Hideout!

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Space Karen wants to talk to the manager

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uhhh. That's not how I define 'honeycomb'

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"...the place is an absolute honeycomb"
"It's like a ... Honeycomb Hideout!"

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Coïncidence, or what?

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pondering the S P H E R E
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Has no one on the moon ever thought of an airlock?! #Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

They found the Honeycomb Hideout! #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

mmmmm honeycomb #Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

The Selenites really like their bisexual lighting in their moon home. What an enlightened people.
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Good thinking, taking off your helmet on the airless moon #monsterdon

what next, rawdogging on the moon?

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"You've given them a taste of human violence" A fitting statement, #monsterdon

Right.....use your VERY Important helmet as a door wedge. #monsterdon

I didn't specifically notice it but there's no way we've made it this far into the movie without "Arrogant blathering" (for bingo purposes)...?

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#monsterdon oh, never mind. I guess it was a good idea.

She got smart and left these two doofuses #Monsterdon

Picking the lock on this kind of door is easy, just slip a credit card in the crack

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Prediction for the rest of the movie: after they get back and we fast forward to the "current day" moon landing the Selenties are justifiable annoyed and take out their wrath on the American men as the spiritual heirs of the original British mission.

Death all around! Yes!

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Less than 10 minutes into encountering another species and you're killing them, Arnold!

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Shoots fired on the moon!
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well i guess he won't need that helmet anymore

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shit close the door already you letting all the heat out

gonna murder their gas bill
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...Suddenly they have the strength of ten Cabots? #Monsterdon

FINALLY A CREATURE

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You guys parked in a no parking zone. So you got towed. Now you have to pay the removal fee on top of the violation.
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#monsterdon They always try this. They always try to open the giant iron door by hand.

[very Minnesotan voice] "Yer letting all the warm air out! Close the door!"

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Bet you wish you were wearing gloves now, opening this massive stone or steel door, yeah? #Monsterdon

i absolutely cannot get over bare-handing shit on the moon xD

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Kate's gonna be fine, she's got the elephant gun and a bunch of chickens and she knows how to stack them

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Why blame Kate for the missing capsule? We saw the cavorite paste wear off when it was on that chair already #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon and Bingo.

These very regular massive crystals popping out of the floor! 😂
This would make such great nightclub decor.

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...Oh, nevermind. They're literally Your Princess Is In Another Castle-ing us here. :/ :/ :/ #Monsterdon

A sphere shaped door. How convenient.

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shouldn't they be wearing gloves or something on the moon? #Monsterdon

Somehow these dudes haven’t roasted or frozen yet.

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@SordidAmok apparently, that's a thing ... #GilligansPlanet #Monsterdon

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083422/

SFX is on point so far
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For 1964, this I better than I was expecting :ablobpopcorn:

#monsterdon #420 #weed

@moira Sea of Tranquility? 😛

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i keep thinking he's calling them "thelemites" #monsterdon

Well....they are ant-like #monsterdon

presaging "earthrise," not bad honestly

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If I was Kate I would have just fucked off back to Earth and left these guys to die.

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kate took the ship back to earth to sell it, pay off the debt, and live out the rest of her life as the single queen she always deserved to be #monsterdon

@msh Sphere! Space sphere!

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#Monsterdon They disappeared a whole spaceship? Is it the aliens? The woman? The chickens seeking revenge on a goose-lover?

"within an hour of being on the Moon we had killed our first Selenites"

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oh nvm fuk 🥴
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Gotcha!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Don't the Selenites have folded up wings on their back? It looks like it, How was he to know that they'd plummet to their death?

looks like Kate left your sorry asses behind

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ah good, Kate does seem to have f-ed off without them. #monsterdon

The woman fucked off into the milky way, well done

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Obviously it’s the woman’s fault!

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The combination of the Selenites sound and the music is pretty annoying. #Monsterdon

There's been a Spherejacking!
Oh dear. She left without us. Well old rot and all that what what.
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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net I'm jealous tbh

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YES girlboss left his shit ass behind
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Most poignant happening, poor scientist for all his annoying ways.

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Aw damn, it rolled away!
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Stop looking down into the green-screen abyss! You're making me light-headed.

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Kate was smart and left them.

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Man... the Selenite independence movement went from 0 to 100. #Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

Well that's what you get for leaving it out in the open. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

If the actor who played the scientist ever asked the director how to play his character I'm pretty sure the answer was, "Just be having a panic attack, the entire time"

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