I didn't specifically notice it but there's no way we've made it this far into the movie without "Arrogant blathering" (for bingo purposes)...?
#monsterdon oh, never mind. I guess it was a good idea.
She got smart and left these two doofuses #Monsterdon
Picking the lock on this kind of door is easy, just slip a credit card in the crack
Prediction for the rest of the movie: after they get back and we fast forward to the "current day" moon landing the Selenties are justifiable annoyed and take out their wrath on the American men as the spiritual heirs of the original British mission.
Death all around! Yes!
Shoots fired on the moon!
#monsterdon
Less than 10 minutes into encountering another species and you're killing them, Arnold!
well i guess he won't need that helmet anymore
shit close the door already you letting all the heat out
gonna murder their gas bill
#monsterdon
...Suddenly they have the strength of ten Cabots? #Monsterdon
FINALLY A CREATURE
You guys parked in a no parking zone. So you got towed. Now you have to pay the removal fee on top of the violation.
#Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon
#monsterdon They always try this. They always try to open the giant iron door by hand.
[very Minnesotan voice] "Yer letting all the warm air out! Close the door!"
Bet you wish you were wearing gloves now, opening this massive stone or steel door, yeah? #Monsterdon
i absolutely cannot get over bare-handing shit on the moon xD
Kate's gonna be fine, she's got the elephant gun and a bunch of chickens and she knows how to stack them
Why blame Kate for the missing capsule? We saw the cavorite paste wear off when it was on that chair already #monsterdon
#Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon and Bingo.
These very regular massive crystals popping out of the floor! π
This would make such great nightclub decor.
...Oh, nevermind. They're literally Your Princess Is In Another Castle-ing us here. :/ :/ :/ #Monsterdon
A sphere shaped door. How convenient.
shouldn't they be wearing gloves or something on the moon? #Monsterdon
Somehow these dudes havenβt roasted or frozen yet.
@SordidAmok apparently, that's a thing ... #GilligansPlanet #Monsterdon
SFX is on point so far
#monsterdon
For 1964, this I better than I was expecting :ablobpopcorn:
#monsterdon #420 #weed
@moira Sea of Tranquility? π
i keep thinking he's calling them "thelemites" #monsterdon
Well....they are ant-like #monsterdon
presaging "earthrise," not bad honestly
If I was Kate I would have just fucked off back to Earth and left these guys to die.
kate took the ship back to earth to sell it, pay off the debt, and live out the rest of her life as the single queen she always deserved to be #monsterdon
@msh Sphere! Space sphere!
#Monsterdon They disappeared a whole spaceship? Is it the aliens? The woman? The chickens seeking revenge on a goose-lover?
"within an hour of being on the Moon we had killed our first Selenites"
oh nvm fuk π₯΄
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Gotcha!! #monsterdon
#monsterdon Don't the Selenites have folded up wings on their back? It looks like it, How was he to know that they'd plummet to their death?
looks like Kate left your sorry asses behind
ah good, Kate does seem to have f-ed off without them. #monsterdon
The woman fucked off into the milky way, well done
Obviously itβs the womanβs fault!
The combination of the Selenites sound and the music is pretty annoying. #Monsterdon
There's been a Spherejacking!
Oh dear. She left without us. Well old rot and all that what what.
#Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net I'm jealous tbh
#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon
YES girlboss left his shit ass behind
#monsterdon
Most poignant happening, poor scientist for all his annoying ways.
Breaking into your house and killing your family, that's the English welcome
#monsterdon
Aw damn, it rolled away!
#Monsterdon
Stop looking down into the green-screen abyss! You're making me light-headed.
Kate was smart and left them.
Man... the Selenite independence movement went from 0 to 100. #Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon
Well that's what you get for leaving it out in the open. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon
If the actor who played the scientist ever asked the director how to play his character I'm pretty sure the answer was, "Just be having a panic attack, the entire time"
oh did kate fuck off into the sea? good job, kate!
@diazona We can only hope! #monsterdon
Ah, that explains first MEN in the moon #Monsterdon
Uhoh their space ball rolled away how will they get home now? #Monsterdon
@Taweret The underground set is the best yet #monsterdon
the 3rd act bedknobs and broomsticks animation in this is going to be lit
And Arnold shows us his more violent side ...
@Taweret they're so cute!
@strangefour As is their way.
so they're gonna fuck off back to earth and end the movie now right? π₯Ί
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon Human sides with aliens: this gives me a diagonal bingo.
More like the first Jerk in the moon. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon
@Louisa The movie needs to get their helmets off as fast as possible so we can see the actors emote.
Oh no, they've run into Moon Homeland Security! #monsterdon
dude the selenite looks smaller than you are
GAAAAAHHH!!!! #monsterdon
Is that the march from the Wizard of Oz? When the minions are marching into the witchβs castle? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon so normally the british explorers would have like 20 guys with guns and a ship with plenty of cannon on it they can aim at the port town, so you can understand why they're having so much trouble without an elephant gun
@apLundell ah yeah, I guess selene was the greek personification of the Moon. I forgot that.
Yeah, never trust the English in a First Contact situation. :/ #Monsterdon
Welp. So much for peaceful negotiation. I know who the monster is now.
typical colonists #monsterdon
Bedford just ruined all chances of dipolomatic relations.
#Monsterdon Moon Crotch Crickets. Big ones. Hard to hide from the wifey. Theyβre armed!
C'mon man, it's time for Man of Action to take charge
So the title is accurate, these two are the first men *in* the moon, and the one who isn't in the moon is the woman #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π¨βπ π¨βπ π©βπ π ππ·οΈ π·οΈ π±
He should have laced up his boots!
just wearing my pants losely tucked into my hiking boots on the moon
Damn it man, stop the slaughter! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon Selenites don't actually look big guys
They didn't even do Pomp and Circumstance planting that flag!
Is that a slow extending bridge or are you just happy to see me? #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon
THEY'RE KOBOLDS ... insect kobolds
#Monsterdon ok, Selenite is a good name for a moon creature (until we learn what they call themselves). #Monsterdon
Why do the Selenites sound like a Space Invader's cabinet?
#Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon
it's fine, there's a knight and the holy grail on the other side
Journey to the First Men In The Center Of The Moon
Bingo!!! #monsterdon
You can tell they're evil because they sound like the dastardly radio scanner instead of the good and pure Bluetooth receiver. #Monsterdon
Let's escape the moon creatures by walking across this convenient bridge that magically appeared.