Nothing says "dangerous arrest" like olde-timey Western saloon piano #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

So Saint Catherine of Alexandria or Saint Catherine of Siena? #Monsterdon

This is what happens when you don't upgrade your zoo pass to premium.

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Ok, is everything pitch black for you all on #Monsterdon #endoftheworld1977

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is this sheriff wearing a string tie?

@holly really? where? I can't see

#Monsterdon

Oh good, the movie will be short then.

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Ah the late 70s, which an off-the-shelf handheld torch made the sounds of a dial-up modem failing to negotiate.

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What did you expect poking around a restricted access site, you dork? #Monsterdon

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OK I'm calling that flashlight 'a lantern' for bingo purposes

I want to meet whoever made this soundtrack. After slapping them a few times I want to have dinner and ask "why? how? what?"
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Who the fuck did the cinematography for this?

#monsterdon

"Just don't leave me again."

*he imnediatelty walks away*

#monsterdon

The computer tells me things and I do them and then I go home #monsterdon

something is happening yay!

#monsterdon

Oh where the fuck are they even going?

#Monsterdon

gonna run into the aztec robot mummy any second, just watch

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So mysterious. So under-lit. So un-budgeted. #Monsterdon

I bet Christopher Lee is sitting quietly in one of those shadows.

#monsterdon

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Someone needs to replace the felt on the piano hammers.. and learn how to play piano..

don't leave me again so he is going ot leave her #monsterdon

Just don't leave me again.

Narrator: ...

#monsterdon

"Lets go home." and not have sex again.

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They discovered a clandestine trapezoid mine!

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Is there a machine that dispenses fish biscuits in the cage?

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@bunnyhero if it wasn't for the masculine protector enveloping her with his entire body all the time i would have no idea when to feel safe amidst all the beeping sounds #monsterdon

This soundtrack sure is something

#Monsterdon

I'm glad they're using lighting thta lets us actually see the characters

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"Just don't leave me again"

Immediately proceeds to leave her.

#Monsterdon

So what is this the movie “Knowing” with Nicholas Cage ripped off? Are these two going to go find a girl in space scribbling numbers in the radio waves or something? #monsterdon

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in real life she would have peed herself

I should start a list of films that criminally under use Christopher Lee
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Her reaction was similar when she learned she was sentenced to act in this movie.
#monsterdon

Oh. The soundtrack is trying to be John Carpenter. It's failing, but it's trying. Well was trying for like 5 seconds.
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Wait, something almost happened in this movie and I looked away at just the wrong moment #Monsterdon

wow that sure was scary

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Padding with a long look at the cage panels.

Well, I guess she doesn't care for dungeon play.

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#monsterdon lol oh boy, that was not a convincing mental breakdown

#Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977 “on Wednesday” is not an “exact date”

@bstacey thanks alright it looks like i tuned back in just as events are beginning to occur #monsterdon

Damn it, next time you go exploring at night bring a flashlight!
#monsterdon
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Did one of the nuns dig up alien meteorite and cultivate pods from it?
#SeedPeople1992

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I like the quiet lack of soundtrack.

#Monsterdon

Women are so emotionally fragile by nature...

#Monsterdon
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She's suffering from sudden offset filler syndrome.

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Oh no! Something happened! Or not, I can't see well enough to tell #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

Was she freaking out or getting in to it? I wasn't clear. #Monsterdon

No one told me this was going to get stupid.

#Monsterdon

Movie...
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Okay, legit jumpscare, but also I can't see shit

#Monsterdon

file under Things That Could Only Happen Before Cell Phones Existed.

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Isn't this the road the batmobile took to Gotham City?

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@moira

*crickets*

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There's .... a girl ... in a box! #Monsterdon

With all the SoCal 1970's aerospace they are using as a setting they need a Jack Parsons sex cult sub-plot. #Monsterdon

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IT's that time again in #monsterdon for:
Make your own movie while the darkness envelops us..

pure cinema needs no dialogue

if only we had some

#monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

The proper term for a group of Chrisophers Lee is "an omen." As in "This convent appears to actually be a zoo for an omen of Chrisophers Lee."

#monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf

I do that with all my first dates.

Maybe someday I'll have second one...

#Monsterdon
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She is really fascinated by that chain link.

#Monsterdon

Bad foley, no foley, or the best foley?

#monsterdon

Okay, movie, I get it. You're to embarrassed to show yourself on screen.

#EndOfTheWorld1977 #Monsterdon

Cheryl lost her keys in the dark again #Monsterdon

I bet Christopher Lee is doing something cool rn

#monsterdon

Is a scene so dark you can't tell what is in shot aside from a half obscured actor better or worse than day for night?
#Monsterdon #EndoftheWorld

if something doesn't happen in this scene i swear lol

#monsterdon

how meditative

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What a kinky couple. Get a room you two.
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She's really cute when her face is subdivided like that. #Monsterdon

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"Looks like a zoo!"

"A Zoo for what?"

Animals. Zoos are for animals.

i guess while the screen is so dark i can't see anything, i might as well catch up on the timeline...

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Little known fact: St. Catharine is not, in fact, the Patron Saint of roses. She's the patron saint of Librarians, unmarried women, and Philosophy.

Or Nurses. Depending on what St. Catherine you're referring to.

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@amyfou If not, Andrew getting pegged on the regs by both lady-companion and sheriff-cum-coworker probably does.

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Creeping around an abandoned zoo, at night, looking for an alien transmitter. This plot rocks.

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@jonny the obnoxiously straight people are trying to find the source of signals that were sent into space and ended up at a convent and now an abandoned zoo

#Monsterdon

omfs, did you not buy more than ONE LIGHT #Monsterdon

Wandering around in a spooky place in the dark seems like a fun date.

#Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

I wonder if their wedding vows included something like, "in law-abidance and in crime…" (maybe the standard vows should be updated 😜)

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Earlier today I was thinking of making some quip about how longest day, what better day to see some day-for-night, etc., but like @neia just said, this looks like actual night!

#Monsterdon

@JoeWynne woohoo thank you

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I’m new here and can’t seem to find followers also idk what this hashtag means but whatever. #Monsterdon

Somewhere in the dark there's a movie happening #monsterdon

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The Hills are alive
With the sound of Star Trek.

@apLundell it's just that kind of movie

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@amyfou YES!

#Monsterdon

More young people should go on fun dates involving gaining illegitimate access to military project sites. #Monsterdon

We might get in trouble!
Don't worry, I work for the US government!
#Monsterdon

They really saved money on lighting.
#monsterdon
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Speaking of nuns…

How do you get a nun pregnant?

#Monsterdon

STILL AN HOUR TO GO

i'm gonna need a refill

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Did the sound guy just not know what end of the microphone is the end that picks up sound? #monsterdon

Can we see more fry cooks fry? Something!

#Monsterdon

Lets just throw in a little B&E

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A human zoo? For humanzees?
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Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior, the garden hose? You don't have to carry water this way.

#monsterdon

Aww dang it. My donut got hard. Well it it three days old. I gotta go back to that apple farm.
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Nah, just a tease. No Lee.

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Can I count the nuns as "Wildlife (non-turtle)" for bingo?

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This guy is just like a teenager again, since he started snooping on alien IRC. He's sneaking off to bone his wife in a zoo. #Monsterdon

Just don't go swimming in the fenced in pond. Trust me on this one. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld