@CactuarJoe I WILL PULL THIS MOVIE OVER

#monsterdon

"man the lighting in here sucks"
*dude just puts a lamp between the actors*
"Ah, thank you Aziz"

#monsterdon

"Ten standard minutes."

That's how long he'll last on the honeymoon. #Monsterdon

"confirm job stream" man the work market is pretty bad when you gotta go extra-solar

#monsterdon

Ooo, green glowing tubes of stuff, NOW we're cookin' :D #Monsterdon

Do you think the Space Shuttle and Megaweapon ever met? I feel like they'd hit it off. :3 #Monsterdon

See, kids, this is what passed for a "data center" in the 1970s.

#Monsterdon

"I'm so proud of you Andrew."

You didn't piddle on the carpet once!

#Monsterdon

But enough sex, now back to the dimly-lit exterior of... I'm gonna say Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? #Monsterdon

You don't get quality shag carpet like that anymore.

#Monsterdon

Even the music says "I guess we're doing this now." #Monsterdon

well, at least things are happening so far

#Monsterdon

...Well that seems like an overreaction. #Monsterdon

That was End of the World! I'm assuming this guy with the synth is going to leave my house after the credits.

Huge thanks to @Taweret for hosting the absolute end of everything, and extra special thanks to the #Monsterdon crew for scoring an extra ball. ⚪

I'm getting out of here before I make a Catholic joke. It used to be an ugly habit.

...oh shi-🌎💥

@TerryHancock I'm there with you in the 108 minute crowd. I'm not sure more of this movie has served us well.

#Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@ottaross @CactuarJoe in our modern age it's nice to have something which was exactly what was promised

*world ends

#Monsterdon

Rocketdyne division of Rockwell International shout-out.

#Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@Lazarou @CactuarJoe That title was bang on!

#Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 could have been a 50 minute Twilight Zone episode....in Daylight

#Monsterdon

i'm not sure how the opening scene fits into this. who was blowing up the coffee machine etc?

#monsterdon

if this ends up with them being 'Adam and Eve'....

#Monsterdon

0 Days Without Accident

#monsterdon #endoftheworld1977

Is this The Simpsons?

#monsterdon #endoftheworld1977

this movie is killing the nostalgic appeal of chiptunes

#Monsterdon

@cd0 #monsterdon

The aliens only became violent once they started playing Earth videogames.

never thought a movie about Christopher Lee and some Alien clone-nuns could be so DULL

Make more appliances explode!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Okay zombie nuns with high tech equipment communing with aliens.

THIS is the cheese I signed up for!

It's the End of the World as we know it

but I wish it was the end of this movie

#monsterdon

There's still half an hour in this film. It's a god damn time warp in and of itself. #Monsterdon

LOL
The caption said "no, we use international navigation"
No.
No.
#monsterdon

"My apologies."

"For what you just did?!"

"For the pacing."

#Monsterdon

the latest in Catholic interocitor technology

#Monsterdon

Are they in trouble? I remain nundecided. #Monsterdon

Christ that's a big tie he's wearing. #Monsterdon

"Look, you don't have to say yes to what I'm about to say, but..."

I'm gonna stop you right there, chief, Chris does NOT want to be your third.

#Monsterdon

Lie back and think of President Carter. #Monsterdon

The story is kind of like War Games, but nowhere NEAR as entertaining. #monsterdon

Oh hey, she's got one of the mummy's stones from that other shitty movie we watched :D #Monsterdon

Welcome to Area 51

#monsterdon

@paco Only way you can tell it's a movie is because the film was, in fact, exposed! #Monsterdon

PACING, OF THE END OF THE WORLD!

#Monsterdon

Great idea, whoever decided to put a 1 kHz low pass filter on this entire sound track.

#Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld

Ah, working on the nunderground. #Monsterdon

More on Ilie Nastasse, the hot-headed Romanian: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilie_Năstase #Monsterdon

oh hey they're talking about infrastructure week! :D

#monsterdon

The NEW hit single from Large Earth Disruption: Volcano, Volcano, Volcano

#Monsterdon

I feel legally obligated to point out that radioactive substances don't glow green (usually)

#Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

I'm making progress on the gobstopper, but it's still not *everlasting*

#Monsterdon

More than anything I'm flabbergasted. I restarted and everything. No dice.

I even took a photo to prove it, but although it's only 1.17MB masto won't let me upload it.

Really been having a repeatedly tech-cursed weekend and I guess we're going out on the same note. Already too cranky to go through a whole palaver to find a workaround.

I'll try again next week. I should have checked Tubi beforehand but it's always been uniform and I didn't think to. Have a great night! 👋

#Monsterdon

Ahh, the sweet utopian sounds of a Carter Whitehouse. This movie is teasing us.

#Monsterdon

LARGE EARTH DISRUPTION

Oh, thank god, we've just got an average sized Earth!

#monsterdon

Shout out to my second favorite character in this movie, Nasa Vending Machines.

#monsterdon #endOfTheWorld1977

#monsterdon Don't know if it's seventies porn, Rockford Files, or interpretive miming.

"Just a feeling I have."

A guy from the 70s admitting he has feelings? Not believable. #Monsterdon

what if this actually was the plot to Disclosure Day?

#Monsterdon

This dude is monitoring the 1970s internet

#Monsterdon

has anyone made a compendium of Computers in #Monsterdon Movies?

we used to be a country where people made fonts

#Monsterdon

Tonight's #monsterdon starts with a diner cook playing pinball obsessively, when his customer a priest, comes to bother him asking him to call the police. Then the phone explodes, killing the cook, and the coffee also explodes. Then the priest wanders outside.

I don't know if it will persist, but so far you have my interest.

#EndOfTheWorld1977

that's what you get for helping a priest

#Monsterdon

"yeah lady, I'm really into you and everything...but could you fuck off for a few days while my dude Ludwig is here?"

#Monsterdon

the way his eyes lit up and became completely disinterested in the topless lady when 'Ludwig' was mentioned...

#Monsterdon

OMG! The earth just blows up? That's it?!?!

#monsterdon

awwww, baby Christopher Lee!

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero yup! I still have 18 minutes to go. I envy those that had the short version.

#Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

#Monsterdon

Hmm. I'm watching a 108 min version of this movie. Somebody said 87 min? No wonder y'all seem ahead.

Not even close!

I'm sure I missed somethings. Did I miss somethings?

#Monsterdon #EndofTheWorld1977

And as our protagonist and his wife fuck off into space, we say aloha to Chris Lee and his obviously way too small paycheck. As always, there's just one last thing to do before you leave the theater.

Was END OF THE WORLD (1977) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

Do what you want, movie. My brain is playing the Hitchhiker's Guide theme 🐬

#Monsterdon

And the end of the world. Really didn't need anywhere near 82 mins to get there. Thanks for the company #monsterdon ers. Take care. See ya soon.

@paco @davesdogmaggie

Take me to you Christopher LEE-der

#monsterdon #endoftheworld1977

and they fucked off into Emergency Speed, good night!

#Monsterdon

Wait, what?

The earth blowed up? How?

#monsterdon

"Is there AIR?! Do you KNOW?!"

#monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

Invasion Of The Bible Thumpers

#monsterdon #endoftheworld1977

On your planet you use them to destroy other plants, _apparently_

#monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@nev you're just nerd-sniping into doing what I do with all of these movies, aren't you

#Monsterdon

We get another weird conversation where the priest explains that their home planet is a utopia with no death so they have to go back; we learn nothing else from this scene.

Nunetheless, Andrew agrees to help the evil space nuns steal the magic crystal so they don't murder his wife.

#monsterdon #endOfTheWorld1977

play("generic_explosion_01.wav")

#monsterdon

If we can't have fucking off into the sea, at least we can have coffee.
#monsterdon

So they just gave up and went back?

Weak

#Monsterdon

The lighting budget was two Everready lantern batteries and timmys flashlight bulbs from his science project.
#Monsterdon

All roads lead to the nunnery

#Monsterdon

I hope they don't run into the Baseball Furies

#Monsterdon

Did I miss all the foreshadowing that revealed that NASA has a crystal powered warp drive in this movie?

#monsterdon #endOfTheWorld1977

My god, they're turning him into a pyramid! You bastards! #monsterdon

See? the twist is religion is actually aliens all along.

#monsterdon

lol, this couple has issues

What is even the plot right now? Are they on a second honeymoon or not?

#Monsterdon

"Despite beeping everywhere we didn't find any space signals at your nunnery, father."
"I'm sorry, would you like to stay for lunch?"
"No thanks we've got other places to beep at."
(returns to office)

#monsterdon #endOfTheWorld1977

yay back to the computers <3

#monsterdon

he keeps coming back to the computer room to look at the ASCII porn the lads at Cal-tech are sending him...

#Monsterdon

He's dowsing for boredom. Oh yeah, found a BIG ol' pocket. #Monsterdon

This is why they don't let you bring Geiger counters into the graveyards anymore

It's out of respect to Christopher Lee and his 6 minutes and 48 seconds of screen time

#Monsterdon

loving the 70s tricorder, does it detect cigarettes and petrol fumes?

#Monsterdon

"Press X to ask the Clergymen why his convent is emitting powerful space signals"

#monsterdon #endOfTheWorld1977

The director thinks they're being artful with the camera angles but they are wrong.

#Monsterdon

Sister Mary Francis: "You may not leave here alive."

#Monsterdon

ENOUGH OF THE MARITAL BOREDOM

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

imagine thousands of fucking starlink satellites up there Commander, owned by the World's Most Irritating Man....

#Monsterdon