oh well!

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oh. okay

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LMFAO 🤣🤣​:aneobot_explode:​🌎

-FIN #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

RE: https://mypocketpals.online/notes/ans5l3oqm1

Earth was a pinata after all

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"That shot was one in a million, kid!"

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Ohhhhh, Earth was filled with GLITTER!

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TIL the earth is a balloon filled with gold glitter #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ CATACLYSMIC TRIVIA 🌏🔥

Call Neil Degrass Tyson!

Towards the end of the film a spinning globe can be seen, it is spinning towards the west while in fact the earth spins eastwards this is why the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

#Monsterdon

*Earth blows up*

Murkworks: **CHEERS**

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IT'S OVER!
Everyone clapped.
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Wasn't this the original ending of Clerks?
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This was the Wikipedia spoiler I received earlier:

"To make the return safely, Zindar holds Sylvia hostage and demands that Boran steal a Variance Crystal from the lab so that they can escape the destruction of Earth. Earth then explodes."

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But Basketball is a peaceful planet!!

NO YOU DID NOT LMAO

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Glitter!!!!

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Nice slide whistle and electronic beeps.

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Kaboom!

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Laughed out loud. Boom! #Monsterdon

And Christopher Lee fucks off into space, the end

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WOWZA

And that's how Jimmy Carter destroyed the world
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If the two of them get Tuvixed going through the teleporter at the same time... #Monsterdon

BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE *screeeeee*

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Huh?

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and end up in an alien zoo? they learned nothing from the nocturnal zoo visit #monsterdon

NOOOOO MY MODEL EARTH #Monsterdon

BUT BASKETBALL IS A PEACEFUL PLANET

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COMMENCE PRIMARY IGNITION

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#monsterdon huh? They fucked off into space?

At least they get coffee and orange juice!
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What a peaceful convent now that everyone has escaped the television presented danger. #Monsterdon

Can we all just fuck off into the sea? #monsterdon

No don't enter the beam together! You don't know how that gadget works!

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They aliens all went one at a time. maybe yall should do that and not get Brundle Flyed on the other side huh?
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The Earth was filled with glitter?
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#endoftheworld1977

[THE ENTIRE WORLD IS DESTROYED]

"oh no andrew"

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Pity the aliens didn't tell them "only go in one at a time unless you like new an exciting modes of living together."

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Zip Zap!


-fin

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Nooooo! Not at the same time! You'll be merged into one!

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No wait! One at a time!!!
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Next time on Time Tunnel!
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Two people at once? They're going to get the Nina Tucker experience, aren't they

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if they go together won't they atoms be all scrambled?
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#monsterdon Bleh... the end of the Hoover Dam. Except now, we don't have any water there, so meh…. lol

AND THE PROFESSOR ABANDONS THE EARTH TO ITS DEATH

THANKS FOR JOINING US, FOLKS, YOUR PROTAGONIST IS A SHITHEAD

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"Sarah, get a statue from the garden, or any object relatively man-sized.

If anyone disputes our supreme right to rule over the post-apocalyptic survivors, we toss it in the transmat and earthquake their asses."

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Is that transporter rated for two? #Monsterdon

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dooooo itttttt

Christopher Lee just TOLD you whats on the other side of that wall!! #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@bunnyhero

without even the excuse of Botox

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Te-lee-portation

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Pretty obvious choice to be honest

I don't think integrity is noticeable in disaster footage

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The nuns need them? For what? Can we get a sidebar here, maybe some exposition? No? #monsterdon

Some dirt, probably

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Now we don't even get people?
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@Taweret Hey, it's not all stock footage. Pretty sure that lava flow was Fanta in a terrarium.

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Watching these disasters on TV is the only part which feels like that other End of the World. #Monsterdon

I mean, may as well check out alien world, right? I mean there's not much to stay on earth for at this point #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

"I'm going to step into the alien machine and become a TORNADO!"
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@kshernandez It's like the Von Trapp kids going up the stairs to bed. Takes forever.

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Noooo my model dam! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lmao that mask, oof

Wow a car!
Car go boom!

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oh right. the destruction of the earth. there's your conflict. #monsterdon

“We use them to build”

Yes, your behavior during the course of the film gives me absolute confidence that that’s correct

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the world is ending, and the lead characters have slightly furrowed brows

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Oh FUCK YES!!! That transformation to alien form was extraordinary!

Saved the film.

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#monsterdon you'd think they could've at least glued the purple spandex "spaceship parts" down without wrinkles

Where's Godzilla? Wonder what he's going in all this destruction.
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This movie likes its volcanoes

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Christopher Lee-ft

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Dollarstore Mark Hamill looks on... #monsterdon

"Your talents are used to destroy here."

Unlike our society, which randomly lands on other planets and explodes people in their cars while catalyzing the whole planet's destruction as a means of returning home.

Y'know, like a good moral utopia.

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7 minutes left to save the world! #monsterdon

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oh no there goes every kid's science fair project

JUUUUUUUUUUST sit right back and you'll hear a AHHHHHHHHGH LAVA WHY GILLIGAN WHYYYYY?!

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Oh that's spicy pasta sauce. #Monsterdon

Umm, if we come along won't we spread those nasty Earth Diseases?

#Monsterdon
#EndOfTheWorld1977

Meanwhile, in stock footage of a dam bursting...
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#endoftheworld1977

Christopher Lee OUT!
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OK, so we'll use some of the actual footage from other movies.

Insert flying nun joke here.

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UATU?! #Monsterdon

so is there any conflict? they are just leaving? #monsterdon

"That's a fine offer, but I'm space-protestant."

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The transporter at least would make a great album cover.

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@cptbutton #monsterdon

God is not in this movie.

It's interesting how effectively Wim Wenders used these same effects in his Until the End of the World.
(that might be a joke for no one)
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@moira You need Ming for that, this alien is more like Bing #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

OOps, i had the teleporter set to disintegrate, my bad


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THis is either going to be an Adam & Eve thing, or a "use the crystal to reverse time" thing.

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Wait, how did she start going wub wub before she was under the crystal. & wasn't that the fourth nun? #Monsterdon

Restarting AppleTV. Haven't seen that happen to me before

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#monsterdon “It's only a model…”

Is the World ending in news clips of disasters?

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You mean the aliens win? Jesus, Grampa, what did you read me this for?

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In the right light from a certain angle, Scientist-dude looks like a young Roddy McDowall.

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Yay!! I can check off the "portal open" box on my #MonsterdonBingo card!!

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@rallias tyvm

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I thought God promised no flood next time!

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#EndOfTheWorld1977

"Well that escalated quickly."

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