#Monsterdon so he.... blew up the plant? Is that going to prevent the large earth disruption? Christopher Lee looks not mad, but disappointed.
π΅ We'll meet again
π΅ Don't know where
π΅ Don't know when!
Thanks to @Taweret for hosting and miru for the cast and everyone for everything but jeez I'm tired after that bore-fest.
CHRIS LEE, OUT
I don't think they did get a good night's sleep.
Macdonald Carey took this role so he can have a shorter name. #Monsterdon
Fun watching with you, good times again at the old #monsterdon
And now we get a music score with the odd sound effects? How odd! #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977
#monsterdon well, congrats on the horniest het-married couple on a disease emitting blighted planet for escaping and spreading the diseases far and wide. In interplanetary warfare terms this means "we won"
THAT'S THE END? Holy hell. What a movie.
Do you like protagonists who save the day? Do you like characters who find a solution?
Yeah, go fuck off. Here is the earth exploding.
I... uh.... hmm.
@cptbutton @randy_s Well, technically....
Sue Lyon? That'd explain her lush mane. #Monsterdon
That's the highest happening-to-end-result ratio we had in a while. Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting. #monsterdon
That's no time warp, that's a garden archway #monsterdon
ZINDAR, Cow from Hell #Monsterdon
@trixter We'll there's your problem.
Did I just hear slide whistle?
I think I just heard slide whistle.
This movie has EVERYTHING!
Thatβs a lot of glitter, maybe a metric crap ton #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977
So... there's glitter inside the earth!!
Just fkn glitter everywhere in that sound stage now. #Monsterdon
Who knew the earth was so full of glitter?
OH MY GOD THE GLITTERπ€£
#Monsterdon
I liked the way the Earth was full of glitter, that was nice. Very gay :D #Monsterdon
oh. okay
oh well!
LMFAO π€£π€£β:aneobot_explode:βπ
-FIN #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977
RE: https://mypocketpals.online/notes/ans5l3oqm1
Ohhhhh, Earth was filled with GLITTER!
TIL the earth is a balloon filled with gold glitter #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977
"That shot was one in a million, kid!"
Earth was a pinata after all
π¦MONSTERDON ποΈ
βοΈ CATACLYSMIC TRIVIA ππ₯
Call Neil Degrass Tyson!
Towards the end of the film a spinning globe can be seen, it is spinning towards the west while in fact the earth spins eastwards this is why the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
Wasn't this the original ending of Clerks?
#monsterdon
This was the Wikipedia spoiler I received earlier:
"To make the return safely, Zindar holds Sylvia hostage and demands that Boran steal a Variance Crystal from the lab so that they can escape the destruction of Earth. Earth then explodes."
#monsterdon #endoftheworld (as we know it)
But Basketball is a peaceful planet!!
NO YOU DID NOT LMAO
Glitter!!!!
Nice slide whistle and electronic beeps.
Kaboom!
Laughed out loud. Boom! #Monsterdon
And Christopher Lee fucks off into space, the end
#Monsterdon πβͺοΈπ°ββοΈποΈπ π½οΈπ π±
WOWZA
And that's how Jimmy Carter destroyed the world
#monsterdon
If the two of them get Tuvixed going through the teleporter at the same time... #Monsterdon
BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE *screeeeee*
Huh?
and end up in an alien zoo? they learned nothing from the nocturnal zoo visit #monsterdon
NOOOOO MY MODEL EARTH #Monsterdon
BUT BASKETBALL IS A PEACEFUL PLANET
#monsterdon huh? They fucked off into space?
At least they get coffee and orange juice!
#Monsterdon
What a peaceful convent now that everyone has escaped the television presented danger. #Monsterdon
Can we all just fuck off into the sea? #monsterdon
No don't enter the beam together! You don't know how that gadget works!
The Earth was filled with glitter?
#monsterdon
#endoftheworld1977
Pity the aliens didn't tell them "only go in one at a time unless you like new an exciting modes of living together."
Zip Zap!
-fin
#Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977
Nooooo! Not at the same time! You'll be merged into one!
No wait! One at a time!!!
#Monsterdon
Next time on Time Tunnel!
#monsterdon
Two people at once? They're going to get the Nina Tucker experience, aren't they
#Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977
if they go together won't they atoms be all scrambled?
#monsterdon
#endoftheworld1977
"Sarah, get a statue from the garden, or any object relatively man-sized.
If anyone disputes our supreme right to rule over the post-apocalyptic survivors, we toss it in the transmat and earthquake their asses."
AND THE PROFESSOR ABANDONS THE EARTH TO ITS DEATH
THANKS FOR JOINING US, FOLKS, YOUR PROTAGONIST IS A SHITHEAD
#monsterdon Bleh... the end of the Hoover Dam. Except now, we don't have any water there, so mehβ¦. lol
Is that transporter rated for two? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon πβͺοΈπ°ββοΈποΈπ π½οΈπ π±
dooooo itttttt
Christopher Lee just TOLD you whats on the other side of that wall!! #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977
Te-lee-portation
The nuns need them? For what? Can we get a sidebar here, maybe some exposition? No? #monsterdon
Some dirt, probably
Now we don't even get people?
#monsterdon
#endoftheworld1977
@Taweret Hey, it's not all stock footage. Pretty sure that lava flow was Fanta in a terrarium.
Watching these disasters on TV is the only part which feels like that other End of the World. #Monsterdon
I mean, may as well check out alien world, right? I mean there's not much to stay on earth for at this point #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977
"I'm going to step into the alien machine and become a TORNADO!"
#monsterdon
@kshernandez It's like the Von Trapp kids going up the stairs to bed. Takes forever.
Noooo my model dam! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon lmao that mask, oof
oh right. the destruction of the earth. there's your conflict. #monsterdon
Wow a car!
Car go boom!
βWe use them to buildβ
Yes, your behavior during the course of the film gives me absolute confidence that thatβs correct
the world is ending, and the lead characters have slightly furrowed brows
#monsterdon you'd think they could've at least glued the purple spandex "spaceship parts" down without wrinkles
Christopher Lee-ft
Dollarstore Mark Hamill looks on... #monsterdon
"Your talents are used to destroy here."
Unlike our society, which randomly lands on other planets and explodes people in their cars while catalyzing the whole planet's destruction as a means of returning home.
Y'know, like a good moral utopia.
7 minutes left to save the world! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon πβͺοΈπ°ββοΈποΈπ π½οΈπ π±
oh no there goes every kid's science fair project
JUUUUUUUUUUST sit right back and you'll hear a AHHHHHHHHGH LAVA WHY GILLIGAN WHYYYYY?!
Oh that's spicy pasta sauce. #Monsterdon
Umm, if we come along won't we spread those nasty Earth Diseases?
Meanwhile, in stock footage of a dam bursting...
#monsterdon
#endoftheworld1977
OK, so we'll use some of the actual footage from other movies.
Insert flying nun joke here.