joe just standing around like, Welp. <3 #monsterdon

The baby ruth is probably baby roofied. #monsterdon #empireoftheants

This #Monsterdon has decent Denim Factor I think it at least has that much going for it

RUUUUUTH! RUUUTH! BABY! RUUUTH! #monsterdon #empireoftheants

Dude in a leisure suit with candy. Umm. #Monsterdon

are the storms also nuclear-powered? #monsterdon

Everything these old people say sounds like a line from an ad for a Medicare plan. #Monsterdon

"All we wanted was to enjoy what was left of our lives"

Wow, dark (also we are less than half way into this move, so this is getting pretty fatalistic pretty early)

#Monsterdon

They shouldn't have left all those canapes out on that boat, surefire attractant #monsterdon

“Where’d they come from?”
“How the hell did they get that size?”
“Why is this fire so long and narrow?”

#Monsterdon

"How about some candy? It's good, it'll make you feel better. I put in some cocaine!"

#monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

"How about some product placement? It's good!" #Monsterdon

"...what are you thinking?"
"I forgot to renew my insurance policy for that damn boat."

#Monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

all they wanted was to enjoy what was left of their lives, but they signed up for a Bert Gordon film instead. #monsterdon

Baby Ruth Product Placement!

#Monsterdon

I missed #Monsterdon AGAIN this week. sadness.

"All we wanted was to enjoy what was left of our lives."

Then we got cast in this film.

#monsterdon

The captain has become our gruff, unlikeable defacto hero even though he doesn't do anything, he's just like Kevin Costner

#Monsterdon

How about some candy, little girl? #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie It does mean the ants can't take the boat back

Which is a totally legitimate concern, why not

#Monsterdon

🐜 EMPIRE OF TRIVIA 🐜

Joan Collins did not like working with the giant ant props. They scratched her and other actors.

#EmpireOfTheAnts
#Monsterdon

these guys should eat some radioactive waste so they can get big too and stomp the ants #monsterdon

"We need to keep this fire going"

Are ants really afraid of fire, like wolves or something?

#monsterdon #empireoftheants

"All we have to do is keep this fire going"

#foreshadowing #monsterdon

extremely lofi lost

where's the polar bear? i want a polar bear

#monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

JOE? ANTS

#KnuckleTats #Monsterdon

"Joe? Ants."

I know dear. I saw them too. #Monsterdon

Fire

Is there anything it can't do?

#Monsterdon

"Because everything you say is _stupid_."

#monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

Good thing he took his shoes off!

#monsterdon

so when does the cannibalism begin? #monsterdon

Ok this movie delivers #monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

I love how the rope cutting take was clearly not the first take. So many axe gashes in that hull. #monsterdon #empireoftheants

The ant has an eerie almost human scream. #monsterdon

you wouldn’t think it to look at him but this captain is one of the fastest swimmers alive #monsterdon

So much for that three hour tour. #Monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

I take it back, she's a bitch. #Monsterdon

Joan Collins <-> Marilyn #monsterdon

Dangers of improper storage of fuel
#monsterdon

He totally missed that rope! LOL!

#Monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

The ants scream exactly like the time share customers

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Awesome, looks like the ants found Ron-Jon's "Secret stash"

Boat captain takes a good two minutes to become concerned about the giant ants going for his boat, lol. #monsterdon #empireoftheants

if i can't have this boat, no one can!!! #monsterdon

You can tell it's cold because of her nips, youall #monsterdon #empireoftheants

He's willing to die for that boat. #monsterdon

@brooke or drive the boat to the mainland for better food! #monsterdon

That was your plan?! "GET 'EM?!"

#monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

#Monsterdon YES! YES!

This is great.

Ants love boats.

Welp, so much for George Lucas. #Monsterdon

captain, uh, that's not...

you know what, nevermind.
#monsterdon

Yes, you've found a body, so everybody should split up and find the other bodies. You know, like the Scooby gang. It always worked out so well for them. #monsterdon #empireoftheants

I'm down with the giant ant puppets, I do not care for the closeup footage of real ants on a bluescreen or whatever #monsterdon

Maybe the barrels contained radioactive royal jelly #monsterdon

Why is the ants' theme music a scary tuba? #Monsterdon

Are we sure it wasn't somebody's abandoned Vajankle? #monsterdon #empireoftheants

I'm so enamoured with the hair on these ants #monsterdon

Yes, please do walk around making as much noise as possible. Great idea. #Monsterdon

How ironic - to die at the site of the marina of the future!

#monsterdon

"That's Pete, one of our workers! Well, his foot anyway. I've stared at it longingly for hours."

#Monsterdon
#EmpireOfTheAnts

#monsterdon What's that sound, it's all around us? That's the "Palmetto Bugs", You get that from every new-to-Florida person. From what I heard they called them that because no-one would buy property where they have "Flying Cockroaches"

@Taweret @apLundell Little known fact about ants: They love analog synthesizers. #Monsterdon

birb!

#monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

@cheribaker ahh the logic it hurts 😂

#Monsterdon

Smart of the developers to hire mutant ants as private security #monsterdon

Scams: the American way #monsterdon #empireoftheants

@apLundell the unmistakable chittering sound that ants are well known to make

#monsterdon

"Not me, I'm an old man." I'mma use that at work with the junior devs. #Monsterdon

The ants evolved the ability to sneak up on old people by sounding like tinnitus.

#Monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

"I'm not goin' out there" because yeah those open trams are great protection

#monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

The reaction to the first massacre:

#Monsterdon

Okay, the lime green lady is called Mary. We need one more named female-identifying character - are the ants female? #monsterdon

okay, let's all just stare at the dead body for a little while. #monsterdon

PVC drainpipes are about as ineffective against 3 metre long ants as one might expect #Monsterdon

Aaaand here we have the dilophosaurus pens... #Monsterdon

Remember, when monsters are closing in on you, HOLD STILL. The more energy they have to expend hunting you, the more of your friends they'll need to eat.

#Monsterdon
#EmpireOfTheAnts

do you hear them, Clarice? do you hear the ants screaming? #monsterdon

Nothing to worry about, it's just the guard ants. #Monsterdon

What's the noise?

I'd know that noise anywhere! It's ants!

#monsterdon

GO ANTS GO! KILL THEM ALL!

#monsterdon

Why is the middle aged woman calling for mom while being eaten by ants? #monsterdon #empireoftheants

@apLundell Yeah, if you consider these people losers

I guess they are (hopefully) about to lose some body parts, so there's that

#Monsterdon

Lmao #monsterdon #empireoftheants

Ants actually have a 20% share of the fraud and you DON"T fuck with ants money. Just a big no
#monsterdon

YES! #MONSTERDON

"Keep shaking the camera, they won't be able to see the ketchup and the fake hand if we keep shaking the camera!" #Monsterdon

F YEAH GIANT ANTS #monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

that's what your attempts at consumer advocacy will get you! #monsterdon

It's true - I don't trust Joan Collins.

#monsterdon

This is like watching a bad home video in terms of the camera angles/shaking with the ant attack.

#Monsterdon

yesss #monsterdon

"Run Mary ruuuuuun!!!"

only the finest of special effects in this joint. Great strategic use of shaky cam.

#Monsterdon

Ants hate polyester I guess. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon There are a hundred types of birds around here, unfortunately they're all types of Sandhill Cranes

"...give us back our pipes!"

#Monsterdon #EmpireOfTheAnts

How does the guy in the ant suit get his arms and legs into those skinny legs?

#monsterdon
#EmpireOfTheAnts

We have big, somewhat fuzzy ants!

#Monsterdon

The first processed shot! Oh, and giant plastic ants, how nice! Good job :D #Monsterdon

Yes, this is the movie I want
#monsterdon

The Joan character is not good at selling #monsterdon