Or acoustics #Monsterdon

Sorry, that stalactite hates dads

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"she had the kind of greeting that could bring down plaster from the walls"

#Monsterdon That’s a styrofoam stalactite if I ever saw one

bummer, it missed.

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Bet he corrects her about stalagmite

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You'd think a huge spider would pick a cave with fewer stalactites? 🤔

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#monsterdon Uncle Jerry! Aunt Margaret! Timmy! Everyone but my Dad! The entire town is here, and they have dead dolls eyes and little runners behind them, they are people strawberries!

Rats! Missed! #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider

Can't shoot on location? FORCED PROJECTION AND POSTCARDS!

Who cares, everyone is making out at this point in the film anyways.

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Dammit, Carol, you are very underprepared for venturing into a web-infested spider cave, you're just ASKING for a Web Mother to drop onto your head, where the hell are your range weapons? Or at least a flame staff, wtf?

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@trixter as was the style at the time

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I grudgingly admit the cave scenery is good.

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Biggest line item: Theremin budget

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Danger: freely swinging stalactites.

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Cool cave.... #monsterdon

Why does it look like Carlsbad Caverns were composited in?

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Just tuning in, we forwarded to the correct time. So, these two look stoned out of their gourds. Jinkies!

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In ViewMaster 3D!

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Kind of no sense of cave climate control #Monsterdon

Hoping for Trog v Spider fight

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"You wait right here."

You know, next to the hat I didn't want you to see.

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lol Mike just finds a pile of bones and dad’s ID #Monsterdon

Spider thread (hehehe) begins here!

In a cave! With a pair of white people!

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And now we're in the depths of Carlsbad Caverns. Sort-of, via optical trickery.

Really bad optical trickery.

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Just so everyone knows, I think the boyfriend’s cardigan is ugly

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Carlsbad Caverns!!

See Scenic Carlsbad Caverns. Enjoy your film kids! #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider

a drip walking into a room full of drips

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Yup. There's Uncle Jed's hat.

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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 you know it’s gonna be good when you get a theramin bingo spot before the credits are even over.

You know if the spider eats the guy first, I'm going to feel sorry.

He's just...so bland. The spider deserves better.

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Dudes always be going into caves.

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@socketwench Demeaning cheese sandwich right there!
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Mike is like....

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#monsterdon Not-Ann-Margaret has zero standards, I mean this guy means well but jeeze, "You know how your old man gets when he's drinking" "wouldn't it be funny if he ran his truck off the road and died?" "It's just some pile of shit truck like your dad ows" "Why are you always getting upset at me?"

OMG! Can someone do something to shut up Mr. Speculation there And maybe someone has some duct tape; and maybe they could stretch it across your mouth; maybe they'd press it there so it would stick. 🙄 #Monsterdon #EarthvsTheSpider

They should be careful climbing down that hill since it looks like flea at tick season.

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#Monsterdon Yeah, hide the hat from her, that’s a great idea. Communication is key

Hurry it up Burt. They're filming Robot Monster there tomorrow. #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider

I found his favorite construction paper hat

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Look Carol, your dad's truck, and it's full of liquor bottles! #Monsterdon

"...i wonder who that's for. Well, I can't read anyways."

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe I guess it could keep the wind off?

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*Now* the kid hides the shredded hat. Guess he got a clue.

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I like a nice prominent NO TRESPASSING sign.

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Did a giant spider happen to write that sign?

Mike, it is never a good time to tell a girl you're sweet on, that her dad's a drunk.

Maybe he went in that dark spooky cave! Nothing bad ever happened in a cave! It's so warm & dry! Perfect place for put injured man!

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WATCH IT, JITTLOV INCOMING ZONE

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Did all 50s teenage boys suck this bad or #Monsterdon

in the cave, you know, the one with the giant DANGER sign in front of it? yeah, no problem.

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how would a cave keep you warm?

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The first rule of Movie Club is "DON'T TOUCH THINGS!"

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Music for climbing down a hill by Burt I. Gordon. #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider

we're out here looking for her dad who went missing while driving on this road.

"what's that"
"just an old pickup truck"

you're WHIFFING IT biff.

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Women in the 50's had to hike in dresses.

Traipsing through ravines in your Sunday best, how I miss rural / exurb life

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WELP CAROL SORRY YOUR DAD GOT DECAPITATED guess Mike's gonna hafta figure out how to steal him a new body oh woops wait wrong movie

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He has all the deductive reasoning powers of a cheese sandwich.

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🎶 Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed...🎶

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Now THAT'S some nice wheels!
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#monsterdon catching up after a half hour of continuously topping off root beer and ice cream.

Already off to a great start- "Don't worry Carol your no-good absentee father is probably just drunk in a ditch somewhere, hey where are you going"

wouldn't do well for joe's _neck_ either

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"Maybe that's what happened to your old man" ... really sensitive there, kid

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Oh that definitely looks like spider web

/sarcasm

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I swear to god the teach’s voice was sampled in Check Your Head
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holy cow what kind of car is that and how does her hair not move at all even though they were speeding through the country in a convertible?

I love the old movie driving scenes where it's super obvious they added the moving background in post

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"I don't know what this stuff is, but it smells like spider anus!"

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I remember a few times I passed notes in school. I never really had anything to say, I just saw people doing it on TV all the time and wanted to see whether it was something you could actually do.

My classmates were confused by the format. Every passed note ended with the recipient turning around, facing me, and soundlessly mouthing "Why?"

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What’d you call that? Suspenseful orchestral music. #monsterdon

this car fucking WHIPS how do you call something with that spindly little external front axle thing #monsterdon

Man kids in the 50s were smart. Today’s students run around screaming 6 and 7. #monsterdon

Nice rail there Mike. #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider

Is this a high school or remedial school for 30- and 40-year-olds?

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He _had_ his paycheque. Past tense.

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#monsterdon Mariano's Cafe, pizza and an in-house production of As You Like It nightly

Oldest teenager in class that one. Yeesh. What is he, 35?

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Dennis the menace music sting

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I also roll to disbelieve that Joe is in fact a teenager.

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ooooh, how mortifying…
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That high schooler is older than me and I'm almost 40...

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Oh my gosh, these class is so old, what is that? Night school?
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I really do like Carol's hair tho'

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this is Joe's 15th year taking this class

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Science arcs! Dangrous to things placed in its path (hint, hint) #Monsterdon

Ok that guy is 35 #Monsterdon

Is this going to be on the final? #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider

Joe is awfully old to be in this class.

#Monsterdon #Spider1958

They're horrible at note passing.

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“I mean, you know how he is.”

“What do you mean…?”

"Oh, shit! I wasn’t supposed to tell you that, Carol. Your dad’s sleeping around with half the town.”

#Monsterdon

Looks like Joe is graduating this year.

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My tarantula, Patches, passed away recently from old age (males of his species only live 3-5 years) and I watched this movie with him once.

RIP Patches.

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Love those 20-something-looking high school students

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I love this explanation of electricity.. anodes and cathodes. Can't lie.

#monsterdon a young Tim Curry gets spidered

Teenagers in the fifties looked so old!
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Checkhov’s electrodes #Monsterdon

We've already had a couple Bert I. Gordon features on Monsterdon: The Food of the Gods and Empire of the Ants.

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