I love going to the NAPA autoparts on Sunday and hear the great Car Sermon.
And, Lo, did the lamb say, "Unto you shall be the kingdom of octane."
Is this Death Race 2000 or Romance Race 2000?
So now we know where The Hunger Games came from
Janie likes to fuck, an important character note already #Monsterdon established.
Oh shit, A Trans Continental race filled with Kings and Queens? Maybe this won't be too bad after all...
#Monsterdon
Stay tuned to the TV channel
#monsterdon Murica music...
hey yo what was that flag that dude was holding??
YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000
That's totally a year 2000 video camera. #monsterdon
#monsterdon did they use that "TV" logo exactly for MTV or what
The Hitchcock moment! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000
I don't know who inspired whom: Schoolhouse Rock or Death Race 2000.
#monsterdon
Harlan Ellison glasses
Right, here for Death Race 2000 (1975) although I also have to work so I may not be able to keep an eye on things
THERE'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FIBERGLASS CRAP!
Did I accidentally put on Midsommar?
#Monsterdon
I just got on, a few minutes late, someone in a pope outfit is talking.
@brooke It's not a subtle movie. π
Junior Bruce. Future/Past TV's most punchable face. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
Oh god it's the radio guy from HHGttG D: D: D: #Monsterdon
That pink collared shirt and the yellow scarf is also a choice. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000
He's his own buddy-buddy? What does that mean? #monsterdon
It's true this is what 2000 looked like
God, who is this creepy looking mofo? #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 ποΈ π₯
MURICA! #Monsterdon
David Carradine wouldn't be caught dead in a movie like this.
Swastika! How'd they know? #monsterdon
Holy crap. So the version of Death Race 2000 on Prime has 2 minutes of ad bullshit in front of it. Not even kidding. And this isn't a free tier even! Gah!
Oops, #Monsterdon is starting!!! A movie that is supposed to be set 25 years ago, released 50 years ago
Is that the Real Don Steele?
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000
I love you, Spartacus
#monsterdon David Carradine's in this??
#monsterdon as the movie starts a hand drawn title screen appears. A folk guitar starts playing and a familiar stuffy voice starts singing πΆ "The greaaaatest adventure, that you'll ever know"
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 ok so hashtag uspol this is just something that is going to be introduced IRL this coming year
"aw, respect and fear, how did you know?"
who else wants to punch junior bruce
The bandβs contract stipulated that they get to play the full Star Spangled Banner before any dialogue in the film.
That not-a-cape is certainly a choice. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000
movies of the 60s and 70s have swastika for any goddamn reason
#monsterdon I love the matte painting future city behind him. That's lovely!
The Hunger Games used to be so low #Monsterdon tech.
"My people, I give you Cannonball R- oh sorry, too early" #Monsterdon
Oh hey, the space pope.
great american multitudes and sports fans everywhere. this is how people should start opening their youtube videos.
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see I remember my older brother and his friends doing a lot of this-movie-inspired joking about pedestrians and points and it wasn't really that fun
This stentorian fellow looks familiar...
#monsterdon oh no, this movie likes Cinematic Shotsβ’οΈ
Welcome to the Matte painting⦠errr future land. #Monsterdon
We found this randomly at the video rental shop, one night in high school... It is thus filed away in my mind with Splatter University, and with convincing the graveyard shift of the Super Wal-Mart to let us take away all of their free AOL CD's. Like, all of them. Filled up the bed of a Ford pickup truck.
Sorry, but was that a Nazi flag?
oh this is one of those American Priests
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.......thanks. I hate it.
"and sports fans everywhere" lol
Logo so clean it sparkles #monsterdon
Go Speed Racer, go! #monsterdon
It's Timothy Leary as president
That Nazi flag was an unpleasant surprise.
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
Start your engines! It's time for Deathrace 2000 on #Monsterdon
Totally not a matte pain.. sketch. #monsterdon
Death Race 2000! Wow, haven't seen this one in a while! Oh hey, Nazi flag in the first 2 minutes. This ought to be good. #Monsterdon
It's like Nascar with more matte painting #monsterdon #DeathRace2000
Oh the hand-drawn graphics π#Monsterdon
"Oh hey, David Carradine! I wonder what happened to him..."
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 wow dude with a nazi flag at the event? maybe this dystopia is ... bad
Wait, no- it's Tim the Enchanter!
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000
makes u think
I'm feeling #Monsterdon is too real for me today. I'm giving a bit more before giving up ... Less than 1/20th of a second? That's really slow.
Gentlepeople, start your engines! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
(also, which production designer's teenage child did the title art for this thing? i mean good for them, but low key yikes for us.)
#monsterdon shortest intro evar
David Carradine in "Where's my F-ing check!?"
Is that Buck Rogers?
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000
Wait, this isn't Kill Bill? #monsterdon
Vroom! and dig that analog sound #Monsterdon
AUGH JESUS FUCKING TROMBONE #Monsterdon
Opening graphics courtesy your local middle school beginning art class.
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000
A [redacted flag] at the National Anthem? #monsterdon
Made it just in time! Root post!
That isβ¦quite an opening title. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000
Titles by your older brother and his coloured pencils
VROOM
#monsterdon #deathrace2000
Revving engines and I IMMEDIATELY expect to go into the theme from Speed Racer.
WEIRDEST STARTUP OF SPEED RACER EVER
Let's hit the gas #monsterdon
Top notch title sequence #monsterdon #DeathRace2000
oo, mr carradine gets above the title billing.
This looks like a pinball machine ad
Oh we're getting right into it. With... A static illustration? Oh Corman, is there no corner you would not cut? #Monsterdon
Nice funky 70s music and intro, off to a good start
(Mystery Science) Death Race 2000!
they actually let David Carradine draw the title cards himself with his own colored pencils
#Monsterdon
"Sure, I'll pencil your death in for Tuesday, how's that?"
High school notebook art presentsβ¦
pressing my accelerator pedal...
Green! Go!
#monsterdon