Yes more shotgun less sticks stupid humans, all shotgun all the time.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

"Let's Roll"
Ha

#monsterdon
#Critters

For the record Mom's killed two more critters than the fancy bounty hunters have. #Monsterdon #Critters

#Monsterdon hooray! mom reached her berzerker trigger and now she’s a bad ass! Get that woman more ammo!

@CactuarJoe the power of Crites compels you #Monsterdon

How did the giant one get into that dresser?

#Monsterdon

The fluffy toilet lid cover is the real monster #Monsterdon

The Crites don’t like earth transportation in any form. #monsterdon

"This alien puppet is a mockery of us!"

They are cute in their destruction

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon DoTheChickensDie.com (I hope they don't)

Fuck this, Fuck that, and especially fuck this ET doll. #Monsterdon #Critters

I do love these critters
#monsterdon

OK, who HASN'T at some point used a deodorant can as a flamethrower?

#Monsterdon

This place doesn't feel very Kansas to me.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon _Brad turns down his father's offer to take the shotgun with him_ "Nah, it would only slow me down."

.oO("This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it.")

They shot up the Bowl-O-Rama? What slimeballs!

#Monsterdon #Critters

Crite: So, kid. I heard you was lookin’ for a bike. It’d be a shame if something were to happen to it.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

ok but if you just give me an endless drip of those little guys rolling around like little tumbleweeds i can forgive any lack of movie #monsterdon

"Here Son, take mah gun"

A timeless American tradition....

#Monsterdon

Scott Grimes is actually a good child actor. Usually any kid with red hair can get put in a movie, acting skills be damned

#Monsterdon

We have to agree that this is a #monsterdon better than average

I'm on call and there's some kinda crisis at work, so.... I'm out

#monsterdon

yeah I kinda don't care about the bowlerama tho

#monsterdon

Inspiration for The Big Lebowski #monsterdon

I want to join an alien bowling league now. Matching maroon dusters. Big hair.
#Monsterdon #Critters

@gnomon It wouldn't be a proper #Monsterdon if everything was plot-relevant

I mean the fact that we have a plot for it to be relevant to is notable in its own right

#Monsterdon They were democrats

they're weak to ceiling fans!!

#monsterdon

Normally when somebody is bitten or harpooned by an alien, they go wrong and have to be despatched like a zombie family member.....

#Monsterdon

Ho ho ho! It's Crittering time!

#Monsterdon #Critters

THE CRITTER GETS THE F BOMB OF THE MOVIE
#Monsterdon #Critters

I don't think dad can take losing many more mouthfuls

#monsterdon

We came to bowl exactly one frame. Our mission is complete. #monsterdon

This is exactly how I want to enter an American bowling alley as.....either that or The Dude.

#Monsterdon

"Have another drink charlie...."

Is that wise?

#Monsterdon

LMBO!!! #monsterdon

BEST SUBTITLE

#monsterdon #critters

I like how the Critters move by rolling

#Monsterdon

“I have come here to do two things: shoot a church organ and kick ass. And I’m all out of church organs”

#monsterdon

#monsterdon (The black levels are a bit crushed in this DVD version. I kind of wish I'd been able to track down a Blu-Ray version.)

Ahhh, you know having guns above the fireplace is not normal, right?

#Monsterdon

Critters ate my pickup.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

Wait up Brad, we need to rub your head for good luck. #monsterdon

That's how all sinners aught to arrive at church. #monsterdon

lol, police car into the church, niiiccceeeeee

#Monsterdon

Yeah get that organ

#Monsterdon

like this is objectively not a good movie but it does have moments that are awesome

#monsterdon

Feds: don't expect help with these aliens if you voted for Walter Mondale. Dem cities can fend for themselves. #monsterdon

OMG,. the rat tail on the sex lad.....

#Monsterdon

so no driving into town perhaps to see a doctor?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon MONSTER CHOMP×2

Farmer Brown is attacked by two volleyball sized critters that apparently spit needles and move kind of like possums? Honestly he sounds pretty calm for someone leaking that much blood out of bite wounds that apparent size. Probably in shock.

"Maybe I wanna walk around with my big green head, have you thought about that Joe?"

#Monsterdon

I KNEW it would be a glow in the dark head!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon is... Lilo and Stitch based on this film?

Gotta say the Critters are pretty impressive in figuring how human homes are powered

#Monsterdon

Angry tribbles! Now you've done it!! #monsterdon

Just minute, I'll be right up after they eat my face, honey. #Monsterdon

Love his bowling shirt, big "Pen Pals" vibe to it

#Monsterdon

I find the Mom's clothing offputting. 😠 #Monsterdon

We don't have those sinks that chew up things over here in the UK, but we are fans of piping flammable gas into our buildings though!

Mad what goes on in the kitchen really...

#Monsterdon

Kids making firecrackers, moms shoving food into a running garbage disposal by hand... How did any of use survive the 80s?

#monsterdon #critters1986

OMG, it's Neelix!

Was he always bald?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh NO do not show me that lady pushing food into the running garbage disposal with her fingers h NO you DO NOT show me that NO

TBF, 'Food' is a pretty standard order of business when travelling to new worlds.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon That Critter foley conversation sounded a lot like sped-up Jawa speech.

*Finally* we get some proper alien action

#Monsterdon

Subs not dubs #monsterdon

this guy's like temu David Bowie. #monsterdon

Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious! #monsterdon

Bad hair metal... this is the horror part of the movie, right? #monsterdon

#monsterdon April, you dragged Steve into the barn to maul him. At least drag him out of _earshot_ of the house, for pete's sake.

@brooke And if he answers "coming!" you have to wait a bit longer...

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

“here’s your dinner you little shit, your mother should have swallowed.” #Monsterdon

The kid was also in Band Of Brothers, which was a pretty good WWII series.

#monsterdon

while this ten year old boy's life is fascinating, I was slightly more interested in the aliens is all

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon It’s a midwestern WASPy dinner. Nobody talks. All terrified Dad will say something. Mom will cry. Little Sally will grab her D-cells jealously, knowing that she’ll be busy later tonight draining those batteries.

Nancy Reagan sex education: let that sink in #monsterdon

Wrist rocket, the bane of all public works departments

#monsterdon

80s b movie practical effects, my beloved

#monsterdon

@LK_877 Metal amalgam fillings mean we've had two mercury shoutouts already #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i feel like they forgot to greenscreen in their faces

'Keep Crites in Crittermass!'

#monsterdon

@Bluedepth OH MY GODS IT IS IT'S NEELIX

#monsterdon #critters

I feel safer already #monsterdon

It really is morning in America #monsterdon

That's alot of bacon. Is this a 2000s meme?
#Monsterdon #Critters

#Monsterdon Brad is hogging the bathroom because he’s playing with the… family… hog. ;) oops could be considered funny or upsetting lewd. Ah well. Toot.

This is why you never leave the keys in your fastest ships #monsterdon

crikey, the crites! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Our DVD version just had _four_ New Line Cinema announcements before the "Shoho Films" intro card.

#monsterdon IS A GO

I don't,... I don't need a hand made replica Crite off Etsy.
#Monsterdon #Critters
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1450872466/critters-replica-from-the-1986-critters

@adamthomlison yes. total space assholes.

#monsterdon #critters

@Zerofactorial Western Kansas very much is. The eastern areas (especially around KC) don't have much topography, but aren't flat flat.

#monsterdon

@adamthomlison As best I can tell it's a stun thing and only incapacitates a person while the quill is in.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The poison-quill thing was never really developed, so I think the #Critters ' real monster power was that they were jerks.

This just never came up. #monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai Space! Orcs! Space! Orcs! Space! Orcs! Space! Orcs!

#monsterdon #critters

@strangefour @moira @CactuarJoe Are we still paying off having Stepford Wives in the lineup, is that how it works? #monsterdon