Yay, a montage. This automatically elevates the art level #monsterdon
We'll just put all the police officers on duty. That never fails to prevent crime. #monsterdon
Breaking news: zombies gently shake movie cameras until shit explodes #monsterdon
No model or toy car is safe! #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain
i think we're safe, actually, these zombies only seem interested in attacking film cameras. #monsterdon
wow that is a lot of models blowing up for an american film
Holy escalation montage!
Oh the humanity!
holy shit, that escalated quickly #Monsterdon
Oh my gosh the model train though!
#Monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain
"Captain, alert the entire force! We must have every available officer on duty at four o'clock! AND DON'T FORGET YOUR PIPES!"
@trixter Or the lead singer #monsterdon
@flowerpot they heard it on the street
It's kinda refreshing that the villain creating all these nuclear zombies is just like a minor gangster. Not like an alien warlord or a mythical demigod. He's just an Italian. #Monsterdon
@randy_s @jonny Maybe you haven't gotten to the Bechdel-certified scene yet... #monsterdon
This movie's firmly committed to using "fantastic" in the sense of unbelievable/imaginary, and I admire it
Did this guy do a bunch of voiceovers later? Seriously, it sounds like some voiceover guy, particularly for SF stuff.
The dog is the best part so far.
God Dave looks so much like old Shatner #monsterdon
@paco If it's the non-evil bad guy who does it that doesn't count π
some of you are desynchronized by like 20 minutes, this is the best #monsterdon ever
@yatsu It's possible it wasn't tobacco in those smokes #monsterdon
@Taweret sometimes the cancer of other organs from all the radioactive material they were handling would get them first #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial at least as high as the tobacco budget. #monsterdon
Search every house within a ten block radius and arrest everyone with a German accent. Also everyone with a French accent just to play it safe. #Monsterdon
They're practically surrounded by stock footage! #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain
I wonder what the budget for hair pomade was in this production #monsterdon
The doctor is fucking liar. He went out for a beer. We all saw it. #Monsterdon
OH NO ZE BOMBS AGAIN, ZE ALLIES HAF FOUND US!
oh no that fake cop killed the Tom and Jerry yelp out of that guy
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon Wow, these master sci-fi criminals got found out in barely 40 minutes!
@Taweret well, a lot of them got heart disease first.
@GeoffWozniak The boys here are part Hobbit #monsterdon
#monsterdon "amygdala stimuli what's that mean?" It means he was a Jedi I think.
That dog- What impulse makes it direct a good movie?
Try my "Special Mixture" followed by a lot of meaningful smoking. "Ah yes, Dave. Dave's not here man"
how did literally every person in the 50s not get lung cancer?
Dueling banjos should play during the dueling pipes scene.
This Chet is far too enamoured of the halflings' pipeweed, says I
I do not want to see an experiment involving a reanimated dead dog, please #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π΅οΈ βοΈ π§
What's that toaster sized geiger counter plugged into?
neuroscientists in 2024 absolutely put to shame by being able to induce that range of basic behaviors by having two electrodes in one location bilaterally #monsterdon
#monsterdon I was WONDERING what that bulky container was for
"Another frequency and it will fall asleep." Dog lays down but is obviously looking back and forth. Dogs are so good... wait, what was I talking about?
#Monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain
Woo! The "Special Mixture" He's got the dankest. #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain
"...try my special mixture"
"But Doctor, we just met."
I wonder if they can induce me thinking this is a great film? #monsterdon
Now we got some serious evil science! #monsterdon
"hunger can be induced" yeah by putting any food within a 50 foot radius of a dog, you didn't have to operate on it for that #monsterdon
LOL we just got to the Dick Cutting #monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain
This video could have been a blog post
~ e m a n a t i o n s ~ #monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain
@srol Perhaps this man is a better actor than we gave him credit for #Monsterdon
This feels like the most noir #monsterdon this year, with these dark, dark scenes
doggie
#monsterdon Oh noooooo
What are we stimulating? And why are we watching a βshort filmβ?
i'll never be cool enough to be able to get away with saying the phrase "is this 10-spot hot?" #monsterdon
I've got a short film I can show you about it. Conveniently, I've got the projector & screen set up already. Would you like to watch it?
oo, movie time! Amygdala Stimuli and what the parrot saw? #monsterdon
Awwwww, cute doggy! #monsterdon
#monsterdon
Put on some music too
Gonna name my band Amigdala Stimuli #monsterdon
Oh man, there's no mark of a great movie like running an educational film strip in the middle. #Monsterdon
That's right, shoot the door open.
Aw, the swing music stopped.
#Monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain
man these cops were so charming until we saw how they treat their families #monsterdon
"But I have a short film I'd like to show you." [gets out kazoo to provide soundtrack]
#monsterdon amygdala stimuli is my new band name
Oh no! The zombies know how to wear disguises! #monsterdon
Amygdala Stimuli. Isnβt this what Musk does now? #monsterdon
Hey look it's David Byrne's pre-loved suit jacket #monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain
Amygdala stimuli... sounds hot! #monsterdon
#monsterdon And the conflicting messages continue with the wife making sure her husband and his work husband get some time together.
Wait I should pay attention to the monster plot I suppose instead of getting distracted by the tall patriarchal doctor husbandβs sexuality.
@ricci Hey! Stuttgart's not that far from Strasbourg! #Monsterdon
CALL THAT A MUSTACHE? What the hell is that?! #monsterdon
Amygdala stimuli? i don't even know her! #monsterdon
@ricci it's not the ass that's radioactive, it's just the farts
Bartender quite fancy. #Monsterdon
the alignment of these knob things is going to haunt me #monsterdon
"Was Dick Cutting sitting in this chair?" #monsterdon
Oh there's probing going on at this place all right #monsterdon
"...sir, you can't geiger in here!"
They are falling prey to the slippery slope fallacy.
The bartender has decided he's going to make a play for the main character spot. #Monsterdon
what is a recording of a recording #monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain
π¦30 Minutes Assessment ποΈ
Still like the investigation phase and suspense. Told the film so while we had a drink. Getting good vibes. I think I'm making headway.
@amyfou Things never change, do they? #Monsterdon
it's a google streetview car! #monsterdon
Hey, it's RADAR! Bringing you ROUND THINGS #Monsterdon
Cheeze it. It's the TV Detector Van!. #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain
It's the Bat Compass!
Reanimating the dead requires, absolutely requires neon lights. This is Evil Science 101 people. #Monsterdon
@diazona They speak English in Rome, Georgia, albeit with a bit of a regional accent #monsterdon
#monsterdon Also the doctor slapping his wifeβs butt on their front porch is causing me to have some weird feelings. Extreme patriarchal heteronormative marriage presentation here. But then he suggests to his daughter that she spank her doll. Wtf.
cheezit it's the air patrol!
It would have been funnier if the wife had just knocked it back.
@CactuarJoe dead inside, has badge, murders people. checks out. #monsterdon