now do we get some masers?

#monsterdon
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@diazona i'll follow the movie's lead and just have a lengthy, one-sided conversation with them. #Monsterdon

The morgue bodies are heading to Abbey Road! #monsterdon

Time to necromancer this shit! :D #Monsterdon

It's Zombie Twister

#Monsterdon

@ricci obviously the billionaire controlling the scientist #monsterdon

Radioactive Deadvengers, Assemble!

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureWithTheAtomBrain

Alexa, Kill. #monsterdon

I'm sorry, did the military guy just order them to burn the place down? Like: F justice, let's just burn it all down. #monsterdon

gamma rays!

time to hulk out

(wait tho'... gamma rays... inhuman strength... hmmmmmmmm)

#monsterdon
#CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

How is it that this movie hasn't put one of the female characters in peril yet? (not counting the dolly) #monsterdon

army of radioactive guys lets GO #monsterdon

just one man and his 7 or 8 zombie robots, nothing to see here. #monsterdon

little bit late for mad scientist to say "no more killing"

#monsterdon

"Come in" = "Stand up"?

#monsterdon
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Radium has protective lead sheeting which is flammable

omgwat

#Monsterdon

wait they had an actual door the whole time??? why were they using the doggy door before fucking hell lmao #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe scientist just really flopped over huh #Monsterdon

At least the guys getting stabbed said "Oof!" The guy getting wrench'd didn't even say that much.

#Monsterdon

5 minutes to go. I guess they're gonna plug Buchanan and draw the curtains.

RIP Dave

#Monsterdon

"Come with me if you want to live"

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie More spinning newspapers?

#Monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith This changes everything #monsterdon

If you can't dodge a wrench, you can't dodge a ball!

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureWithTheAtomBrain

"We couldn't afford to film in front of the White House."

-- this film

#monsterdon
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mm, 6 minutes left, i'm predicting a prototypical Brick Wall #monsterdon ending.

Partner: I guess cities used to have three newspapers and a helicopter.

#Monsterdon

Omg we got to the montage and holy hell lmfaooooo #monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain

Thomas the Tank Engine derailed by SCIENCE #Monsterdon

@neia @Taweret And remarkably few lines of dialogue consist solely of a character's name, repeated over and over #monsterdon

So which one of these guys is Sam Altman?

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This is another one where the plot gets up to 60mph then just stops dead isn't it. #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

@srol If it gets delivered by someone with a zipper in their head, be careful

#Monsterdon

Zombie Dave of the the 50s does less damage in a high-speed chase than IRL cops of the present day

Discuss

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How are they going to resolve this in the next seven minutes? #Monsterdon

"What is it?"
Partner: "I'm going to tell you!"

#Monsterdon

Ok, let him smash up the hospital room... good, let him jump out of the window... ok great, let him get into a car and speed away... yes all according to plan

#Monsterdon

@nhgeek All the helicopter noises turned into Geiger counter noises from earlier in the movie

#Monsterdon

This is a wonderfully concise movie. I like it.

#Monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

Gonna need some new shocks!

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I'm about to get a burrito delivery, so may be late on the final moments #Monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith where is it GOING #monsterdon

@jonny I don't know but I like it!

#monsterdon
#CreatureWithTheAtomBrain #PaperConveyerBeltFanClub

@CactuarJoe he must be a robot #monsterdon

@yatsu ...And What the Parrot Saw. #Monsterdon

I find it kind of charming that the atomic zombies have enough leftover coordination to drive, but only barely so they’re terrible at it. #monsterdon

three guys come out from behind a bush to get in a cop car. i think we should watch that movie next week. #monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social You haven't needed to post "I wonder how the monsters are doing" even once!

#Monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

ok i had to switch tabs over to union stuff for like 15 minutes but WHAT IS THIS PAPER CONVEYOR BELT MACHINE #monsterdon

@Taweret very much agreed!

#monsterdon
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Zombies have small protrusions.

#Monsterdon

Heh, copter pilot's just falling asleep. #Monsterdon

I love how the lab is basically an advanced neon glass-blowers exhibition. #monsterdon

@Taweret mmmmm, window

#Monsterdon

"...he can only see what is in front of him."
"Isn't that true for everyone?"

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureWithTheAtomBrain

Someone just made a neuralink joke and I'm kind of surprised it took me this long lmao #monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain

Zombie Dave drives a car with standard transmission better than I ever learned to #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Right eye's free, left eye is for Premium Users #Monsterdon

If you just leave the door open to cop car you're going to get zombies stealing your cop car. Obvious

Oh hey, the helicopter is out, and somehow not ruffling Chet's hair!

#monsterdon

DON'T get into a car if your driver is a zombie.

#Monsterdon

[whistles m.a.s.h. theme]

#monsterdon
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I thought your lab was lead lined and that's why the vans couldn't find you? #monsterdon

@Taweret He was just leaning on it to try and get his balance. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon bad guys didn't pay the neuralink bill, they can't see anything any more

Or maybe, doctor know it all, he was looking to escape thru a window. #Monsterdon

@ricci Billionaire with the Atom Brain #monsterdon

When in sunny Fresno, be sure to visit the historic neighborhood of Hospital Area. #Monsterdon

Familiar people show up with stitches and scars, and nobody notices? No “Dear God, have you been in a terrible accident?”

I can’t get a zit without everybody noticing and commenting.

#monsterdon

Now I'm imagining like remote controlled cats lol #monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain

RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW #monsterdon

Yeah, let everyone at the hospital hang out with Dave even though you know he's extremely radioactive and also dead, I guess??

#Monsterdon

So uh one of Elon's companies is involved here, didn't see that one coming

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain I feel like the long term radiation poisoning from all these atom zombies isn’t being addressed

wonder how their success rate compares to Neuralink's? #monsterdon

@moira In my head this plays to the Reading Rainbow theme

#Monsterdon

Oooo...Amygdaloidal Stimulations :bloblewd: #Monsterdon

I gotta say - those X-rays would make great album covers #monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel a lot of dread with zombie uncle talking to his niece …

"He's trying to get away!" *cut to shot of him sitting completely stationary in bed* #Monsterdon

floppy disks in the braaaaaaaain

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#CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

Dog experiment appears:
Me and @starkraving666 simultaneously: “Benji!”

Stay out of my brain!

#monsterdon

He's had a Juan Miro painting surgically implanted in his brain. #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

@GeoffWozniak you have to be able to tolerate electrical sounds otherwise you lose your mad scientist license

#Monsterdon

PLEASE let this end like Sean of the Dead, with Chet keeping Uncle Dave in the shed to pal around with!

#Monsterdon

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"Battery Low"

He's got jellyfish brain. #Monsterdon

The doll thing is honestly the least distressing way that sequence could’ve ended. #monsterdon

Uh, oh, those x-rays are going to show his brain is full of atoms #monsterdon

Both of us simultaneously: "Benji!" #monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain

Would a radioactive brain fuck up an xray though?

#monsterdon

This is crazy, that car has to be going like 40

#Monsterdon

It would be pretty sensible if the police, at least, had a temporary policy against wearing hats. But police aren't hired for their brains, now are they?

#Monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

That's a YELLOW convertible?? Hot damn

#Monsterdon

Yello convertible? That paintjob is gray my friend.

#Monsterdon

Jumped out of a car doing at least 50 and didn't even muss his hair. I may have underestimated ole Chet. #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

Exciting jumping out of convertible scene! but he oughtta be dead #monsterdon

What is dead may never die #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wait... there's a state militia?

dang, that's some Commando Cody-grade car crashing right there
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#CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

"car crash"

Really reminds me of the end of those drone videos from Ukraine

Less 'Bylat' though

#monsterdon