helicopters where much quieter back in the day #monsterdon

I like this era when helicopters were just dangerous bubbles. #Monsterdon

that cop car is the size of a small house

#monsterdon

i'm not an expert here, but i'm pretty sure you shouldn't be randomly picking up radium tubes, sir. #monsterdon

luckily the window was made of poured sugar instead of glass so his hand went right through it

#monsterdon

This movie is so committed to the bit, I love it

#Monsterdon

some of the electrodes must've been broken

damn nuralinks always failing the same way

#monsterdon
#CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

Chet's making some *pretty serious technical leaps* for a pig. #Monsterdon

Cerebellum bellum bellum bellum

#monsterdon

Chet wants Dave taken to the hospital. Are they going to un-kill this man?

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou "Dave ain't here, man!"

#monsterdon

for pete's sake, what's eating you?

#monsterdon

Poor guy, stymied by a door locked from HIS side. #Monsterdon

I blame the decline of American Hat culture on mad scientists with their atomic revenge/murder schemes.

#monsterdon

Mobster guy: Now fuck up the doll! #monsterdon

This is why we had to stop wearing hats all the time, it made it too easy to hide the atomic zombie forehead scars. #monsterdon

Uh oh some trouble's afoot with Bachelor Uncle Dave

#Monsterdon

You're talking to a MANNEQUIN, ma'am. #Monsterdon

you know because the police are known for just not investigating further if you murder them or their family.

#monsterdon

Robot zombie Uncle Dave's diet doesn't allow him to enjoy cake #monsterdon

#monsterdon She yells all her lines

"I'll just leave my child in the room with this odd man, this bowl won't stir itself!"

#monsterdon

Funny how no one notices the GIANT scar on the foreheads of the atomic zombies. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon HERE we go... child gets it

The extra-effective terrorism plot has to be a trope for something or other.

#Monsterdon

My name is David Harris, Police Squad

#monsterdon
#CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

#monsterdon ZIPPERHEAD

@CactuarJoe "strategic guerrilla warfare campaign!"

They've gone for power stations, it'll be water supply next...

#monsterdon

#monsterdon quickie brain surgery

Lol he's got all his stolen bodies just sitting in chairs around the lab? Science!

#Monsterdon

Karate CHOP!

#Monsterdon

@aburka It stops radiation, of course #Monsterdon

i do enjoy a good mad scientist lab tho

#monsterdon

The villain guy's arms are very weird. Are they fake arms? Maybe it's just wooden acting. And that suit. Wow that suit.

#monsterdon

This movie is missing Jeffrey Combs. #monsterdon

lol, where did this zombie terrorism campaign come from?!

#monsterdon

Wait I thought he was just into killing *specific* people. Some people just don't know how to stick to their principles

#Monsterdon

Finally, mad scientists have solved the mystery of how ro make dogs... bark and eat food, I guess. 😂 #Monsterdon

Ahhh, the fashionable zipper across the forehead look.

I, too like to unzip my skull and let it soak overnight in detergent after a night of terrible movies...

#monsterdon

Cool backbeat.
#Monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain

this is wayyyy slightly more radioactive than an average 50s bar #monsterdon

Are they going to put out an oil rig fire? #Monsterdon

I don't understand how he can..... stay alive with that much radiation in him" That line almost got away from him there. #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

@Taweret@octodon.social

The car accidents, asbestos exposure, Alcoholism and Korean war usually killed them before the lung cancer did

#monsterdon

Come on guy-on-the-right, this is not that much of a logical leap, you can get there

#Monsterdon

Pipe smoking manly ritual ensues.
#Monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain

#monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain we have advanced to an army guy with a geiger counter investigating a 1950s jazzy bar so he can banter with the bartender and patrons and get a lead on the baddies.

also I think a zombie cop killed another cop earlier; I can't remember when that happened. Also, we are having a library session where we learn about the Evil Scientist and how he researched how to stimulate the amigdula, which I guess is how you make zombies.

fucking shocked that they are actually addressing the electromagnetism/radioactivity thing

https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/112589715725787430

#monsterdon

I hope they hold each others pipes, gently... #monsterdon

They have pipes so they must be experts. #Monsterdon

IT'S A PIPE-OFF WE HAVE A PIPE-OFF

#monsterdon
#CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

"A different signal will make it vicious!"

Yeah man, look at that tail wag. Vicious. #Monsterdon

A short film? Why I love the movies! #Monsterdon

This entire movie was made only because the production company wanted to have a use for all its stock footage of dogs. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Wilhelm Steigg, born in Stuttgart, Germany, in 1893." OK mastodon, queue up all your best "Hans from Stuttgart" jokes, you know the drill

Movie within a movie!

#Monsterdon

military Stock footage. Bingo!

#monsterdon

ah, "hot" can mean both counterfeit and radioactive, very good #monsterdon

Stuttgart mentioned! #monsterdon

#monsterdon What the fuck is a sawbuck, I can't remember

I had to look it up, it's $10

The Man With the Radioactive Ass

#Monsterdon

we interrupt this broadcast to inform you that yes, there are killer zombies roaming the streets murdering people. and now we return to our regularly scheduled program, sesame street...

#monsterdon

Where do I get one of these radium detectors for my car? Asking for a friend?

#Monsterdon

I derive entirely too much entertainment Not watching the movie on #Monsterdon night and taking all the snark out of context.

"Eagle Drugs"? He doesn't look like an eagle...

#monsterdon

even the cops have radar!

#monsterdon
#CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

everyone seems confused about whether the entire guys are radioactive or if there is just atoms in their brains and it seems to be hampering their emergency response program #monsterdon

"Dogs, Cats, Monkeys. That's how experimentation starts." Soon they're on to harder animals like Wallabies and Capybaras. #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

#monsterdon eeekeeeaaaayh!

@amyfou

#theundeadatomicassasinsdidnothingwrong
#monsterdon

That's not how Wilhelm screams

#monsterdon
#CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

I'm sorry "go to jail for your protection?" and they're all like "F that." Then he says "Ok, i'll assign protection to you wherever you go." That sure sounds like a better deal. #monsterdon

the aesthetic signifier of criminal is having a slightly broader brim than normal on your hat in 1955 #monsterdon

This woman is definitely going to turn to a life of debauchery because of her gay poly husband #Monsterdon

“Keep it warm, honey.”

*wife slams ‘tini like a boss

#Monsterdon

Ahhh, 1950s heterosexuality and drinking culture, hahaha.

[Seriously] (Dump him, lady.)

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Murdering a District Attorney? Do these criminals want to be the subject of a never ending manhunt?

#monsterdon Was there a point to that choke

Down it, ma'am -- there y'go. That'll make the barbituates go down easier. #Monsterdon

LESTER BANNING, PRIVATE EYE #Monsterdon

can you believe her? trying to talk? unbelievable. dames, amirite?

#monsterdon

People don’t squeal like they used to. #Monsterdon

I do appreciate the "they haven't gotten to indiscriminate killing yet." Once you turn to sending atom-brained corpses out for revenge, it always escalates: you start killing to defend yourself from investigators, then for resources, then to solve annoyances, and finally you're using the atom-brain creatures to kill people just because they might annoy you some day.

#Monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

"He's already married to your father" Gay marriage in the 50s! What a woke move! #Monsterdon

"Uncle Dave is waiting for same-sex marriage to become legal, dear" #monsterdon

"he's already married to your father." wow. #monsterdon

Oh that's right, first we have to explain to you with bigamy means so you can get the joke, Penny. #Monsterdon

Penny is getting some serious screen time.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Is there enough bling in this house or what

that lamp is a major award!

#monsterdon
#CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

That lamp is wearing Vincent Price's neck things from a few movies ago.

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureWithTheAtomBrain

@ottaross It's wearing frilly underwear on the outside #monsterdon

Emanations.

#monsterdon #emanations

the pipe is more for pontificating than anything else #monsterdon

sushi's ready #monsterdon

#monsterdon Early BSL-4

"Can't you keep him going any longer" that's what she said #monsterdon #creaturewiththeatombrain

Emanations!

#Monsterdon

Radioactivity is the nanotechnology of the 1950s huh #monsterdon

"Emanations" Drink!

#Monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain