#Monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain the isolation tunnel is a time warp I guess.

Chet! I can almost remember the drunken faces
Of every girl that you dragged sloppily
back to your room

and cheeeet

i thought the odour from the fryer was your cologne CHET

doo doo dooo doooooo doo doot

CHET

doo doo dooo dooooo doo doo dooo doo doot

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@msh TBH could be (and usually is) worse

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Thirsty Chet #Monsterdon

And now for Some light comedy… and smooching #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Jeff is suspiciously eager now that he knows his coworker is downstairs...

damn, this is a lot of making out and people in PJs for an old school flick. #monsterdon

We have pajamas! ✅ #Monsterdon

a little kid! will she be kidnapped by the creature i wonder #monsterdon

The science talk in this #Monsterdon is like they knew the words but not grammer, meaning or context of them. They just strung together sciency sounding words

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureWithTheAtomBrain that doctors accent is incredible

Steve Buscemi will always be my favorite Chet

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@diazona a smoking break, right?

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#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch We have COFFEE SIGN!

@cheribaker

All ready have 4 or 5 in the first few minutes. I'm feeling lucky!

#Monsterdon #Bingo

#Monsterdon A month old TB case? Now everyone needs shots. Ew.

You can't handle the truth.

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Chet Walker. if he wasn't already in a 50s zombie nazis movie, he'd end up in one anyway. #monsterdon

@cheribaker Side effects include coughing, sneezing, blood clots, and shiny footprints. #Monsterdon

@srol Waiting for someone to take off their hat in surprise

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Mr. Per Mr. Intensity?

Is there are MRS. Per Mr. Intensity

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"[Radiation] strong enough to kill a man if he's exposed too long to it..."

But gentle enough for a nuclear undead monstrosity.

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Bring this "Adam Raze" in for questioning then #monsterdon

atom rays

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Is your monster's A1C getting into the diabetic range? Talk to your doctor about Glulibub. #Monsterdon

detecting significant desynchronization, combined with a good movie this is like #monsterdon christmas

We've all been waiting here wearing hats, you've gotta give us something. #Monsterdon

Who let the press into the chemistry lab? #Monsterdon

"You can't handle the truth!"

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“Two absorption bands…” the Science in this film is so …. Weird. #Monsterdon

"Why is that stuff luminous?"

The Creature From the Luminiferous Æther

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YEAH, JEFF, why ISN'T it luminous! What'd you do WRONG, JEFF #Monsterdon

"Damn, and it's crotch height. Hope you've already had all the kids you wanted."

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Full chemical breakdown using only a microscope. They don't make chemists like they used to... #monsterdon

"Crystals? What do you mean concoction?"

It isn't blood keep up you atom brains!

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Police scientist and weekend mixologist. He’s a real renaissance man. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe explains why the zombies are so irritable. #monsterdon

"I'm a district attorney, not a chemist."

Was this line inspiration for a famous Star Trek quotation?

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Bit concerned that the mad doc & his mafia boss had all kindsa PPE, but the cops in there w/ in their shirt-sleeves

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Well, at least in this movie we are getting some action right from the beginning.

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oooh he's got a fancy lab, an _electric_ centifuge!

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@randy_s If I see a naked lady in restraints tonight I'm not gonna toot about it in #monsterdon

"Is it bad?"
"Listen, bud! He's got radioactive blood!"

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@SnoopJ same, this is is a gem

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#Monsterdon Looking forward to some Atom Brains!

@kcarp @RamenCatholic Oh I desperately want to see this movie

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Hey hey HEY you don't get to just cut a chunk out of the shag carpet to check it for evidence!!

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#Monsterdon Also, as a Biology teacher, let me say his slide prep leaves a LOT to be desired.

we now proceed to the Science Demonstration part of our 50s(ish) movie. #monsterdon

Slab Bulkhead! Fridge Largemeat! Punt Speedchunk! Chet Walker! #Monsterdon

The evidence glows! This movie has everything except music I can dance to.
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Not the Fraunhaufer Lines! They're my favorite lines! #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

I'm a district attorney, not a chemist, Jim.

#Monsterdon

oh right i watched this one as a single player #monsterdon
https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/110863805419712254

no spoilers but it's good

this colorized version isn't half bad #monsterdon

Motility is good. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Extra points if you spring for a pipe #monsterdon

@LingLass oooh if not it's a grievous omission

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they have a chet walker but what they really need is more of a chet whisperer

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playing a little fast and loose with the rules of evidence collection, but what the hell, we're the feds! #monsterdon

Chet Walker. Proto Dude Bro. #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

At least they really spend some money on the clothing department.
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I'm a district attorney, not a chemist, Jim! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Not one of those guys has gloves on! That whole crime scene is contaminated!

Lemme just cut out this piece of rug.

Never saw Columbo do that!

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I’m concerned at the amount of dialog which is “repeating instructions”. #monsterdon

Glow in the dark blood and finger prints??? Homie was at a rave its PRIDE MONTH
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I love that bullet hole. It's very clearly just drilled in with a couple bits of plaster artfully arranged around it.

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back then you were required by law to wear a hat and chain smoke

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These fingerprints are perfect!
[proceeds to touch the fingerprints]

[record scratch] And that, folks, is the story of my 1st & last day as a CSI

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That's what happens when you stick your hands in radium

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turn out the lights (where applicable)

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He must have had the strength of an ape. And the body of an ape. We think an ape did it. Classic case of apecrime. #Monsterdon

The Thin Men (attempted) #Monsterdon

Catching up on #Monsterdon now...It seems like the world is full of atom brains these days wonder how this will compare to reality

A tax joke? Really? #Monsterdon

i'm not going to be able to keep up with all the #monsterdon toots! i'll have to catch up post-movie i guess

bullet holes, drill holes, whatever

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The cop with the pipe is the 'smart' one

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"Not just people: particular people!"#Monsterdon

Cheezit, the fuzz! #monsterdon

Smart guy smoking a pipe. Drink! #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

Ah, this guy looks like he knows what's going on. He has a pipe. #Monsterdon

just a couple of men i keep in the back room for their bodies, ya know, don't we all? #monsterdon

Love the bubble sound effects.
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pretty sure that's not how bodies work, I sure hope a writer got the sack for that one. I hope they suffered...

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@brooke Just like a roomba #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Did the guy just mix an energy drink with that blood?

"My next goal is to keep him working as long as his heart is beating."

What are you, a capitalist?

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I like the gatorade IV bottles hanging up there. #Monsterdon

@jonny no cuckoo clocks though, so it's lacking there #Monsterdon

Also seems like a good sign that the movie is called "THE CREATURE" but we have multiple creatures, because they aren't viable indefinitely.

I like where this is going so far.

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Hucow farm?!
Oh no, just some radioactive dead dudes
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@jonny I won't breathe easy until I see a couple of named female characters #monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith lol that definitely meant something very different in the 50's

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This guy sounds like Yul Brynner and is going to extraordinary lengths to get revenge. #Monsterdon

Nothing says "high budget lab" like having to crawl on your hands and knees from one section to another.

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don't laugh you blond fuck, keep it to goddamn gether!

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#monsterdon They rehearsed putting those suits on

I wonder how many Republic serial sound stages they had to raid to get the props for that lab. #monsterdon #CreatureWithTheAtomBrain