Are we now entering the "cocaine and qualuudes are both helluva drugs" portion of the movie?

#Monsterdon

The dissociative disorder of all family members is the real monster in this movie.
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DUDE! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING!

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Now he's got a gun! What could possibly go wrong!? #Monsterdon #Communion

YES!

He did the Walken Scream.

#Monsterdon

He's got a rifle to show how he's not scared. #Monsterdon

NEW YAWKERS you say?

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe

#Monsterdon "Don't look at me like that" is the sort of line that is not intended for a character who hasn't looked at the other person for over sixty seconds.

His crappy wife shaming and mocking him for being afraid. It's so sad. #monsterdon

all this talk of clouds reminds me of "Nope", a far better movie.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I just realized Walken is wearing pathways glasses frames, which I guess isn't surprising since it was literally the only frame design available for like that whole decade.

I wonder what CLOUD is up to now

#Monsterdon #Communion #EinaPlobe

They're fighting about clouds. Again, Catholicism. #Monsterdon

THERE IS NO CLOUD

THERE IS ONLY OTHER PEOPLE'S COMPUTERS

#monsterdon

Why is everyone in this movie an asshole? #Monsterdon

@SocialCommentaryBot Alien bump key and a rubber mallet. #Monsterdon #Communion1989

The foly work and audio balance in this movie is awful. ​:ablobcatheadphonesfast:​ #Monsterdon #MonsterMiku #Communion1989

Walken's looking a lil alien-ish. #Monsterdon #Communion 👽🛸

@srol Fair point

It also reminds me of the opposite of Stepford Wives in how it's totally unclear where this story is going or why I should care

#Monsterdon #Communion #EinaPlobe

This would make for a really good art film if we used only the weirdly lit parts. #Monsterdon

The show Resident Alien is like if someone saw this and thought, let's make this a series, but an outright comedy.

#Monsterdon

Really wasn’t prepared for the breakneck pace of this movie #Monsterdon

It’s even an alien furnace grill. #Monsterdon

Does this hurt when I stab it with a hatpin? #Monsterdon #Communion1989

THE MOON IS WRONG

#monsterdon

Phase 1 of the dronification process complete!

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

“Daddy, you’re ok, let’s go!”

Honestly, fair, kid. I’m sure you got the same treatment many times

#Monsterdon

It does kind of remind me of Stepford Wives in how it drowns you in ambient noise and patter dialogue until something weird happens and then the soundtrack takes priority over all other sound.

#monsterdon

I love how Tubi just insta-cuts to the ad, so we have a scene in the cabin, then
"It's like, everything's an app nowadays" & I'm confused about how he has an app in 1989? ALIENS.

So are the dwarfs in black robes servants to the greys?

He's got an implant! Hard evidence, Scully! We just gotta run his head thru an NFC scanner.

#monsterdon #communion

"Does it hurt when I press it? Hm? How about here? Hm? Hmm?"

#Monsterdon

oh, it's Lyme Disease, well shit

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oh god the owls. IT'S THE DAMN OWL THING. i forgot about the owl thing.

see you apparently remember seeing owls instead of aliens-

#monsterdon

I think I’d be well-adjusted if I grew up in a house with those kind of basement doors. I always liked those.
#Monsterdon

So when you say Volkswagons, you mean as big as a Kombi or like a Bug? #Monsterdon #Communion1989

Grizzly bears get as big as Volkswagens but what about Toyotas? #monsterdon #communion1989

This kid is relentless. That, too, checks out. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe #Communion_1989

Let's not drag bigfoot into this..

hush, kid

#monsterdon

Where do I even begin with that?!??!

#monsterdon

Got him!
#Monsterdon

That cabin must be like an alien researcher's bait trap and it just keeps tagging the same subjects when they come back to visit each season for holiday.

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiku #Communion1989

Those sneaky lil aliens! Stealing his ideas!! #Monsterdon #Communion 👽🛸

That was quite sexy, I think I see what WS motivation really is #Monsterdon

Close the heccin fridge door while you're pouring, dude! Were you raised in a barn?

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

Bathtime!

#Monsterdon

"Was there an owl in here last night?"

Twin Peaks stealth prequel confirmed. #Monsterdon

@moira 😂

#Monsterdon #Communion #EinaPlobe

"Was there an owl in here last night?"

questions for the ages, man, questions for the ages

#Monsterdon

the judges will allow "picked up by light beam" for that implied abduction via light beam. #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo #MisinformationPosting #BingoMisinformation

That was the MOST dramatic “I’m being ripped from my bed!” flail ever 😆😆😆😆

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Greys!!! We got greys!!!!! 👽 👽 👽

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Oh we got the full abduction package #monsterdon #communion1989

look — her forehead isn’t botoxed. a relic.
#monsterdon #communion #einaploub

That scene was someone's Rule 34 moment. #Monsterdon

this film nicely illustrates Modern Abduction

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How big are the relays for the home security system lights?

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hey, i didn't know Greys were made out of rubber.

#monsterdon #Communion1989

Boom! Alien'd!

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe #communion

#Monsterdon 🌌👽 🛸🫣 ⁉️ 👨‍⚕️ 😱

were they in an alien bubblebath?

WAT

#Monsterdon #Communion #EinaPlobe

#monsterdon lol holy shit what

Was that an alien hot tub orgy

ALIEN ABDUCTION!

#Communion_1989 #monsterdon

if this alien rides the bike I will lose my mind

#Monsterdon

👽👽👽

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiku #Communion1989

You just don’t sit up and ask the dark, “Is that someone there?”

#Monsterdon

I'm your little glowing house, I'm not your only house...

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe #Communion_1989

Double secret probation.

Jawas?! #Monsterdon

woo, the aliens have come to help me install some heavy-duty masonry anchors!

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So this is basically "what if we made close encounters but nothing ever happened" #monsterdon

So this is ChristHallowMasWeen holiday?
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#Monsterdon So, do our heroes own this holiday cabin? I missed whether it was theirs or if it's just a rental cabin.

Those are such disturbing clock hands #Monsterdon

The security system speaks to him in Beep. #Monsterdon

AMWAY!

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe

How can you have a cool clock like that and be sad? #Monsterdon

just dial 555-ALIEN

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Nobody sleeps quietly in this film, do they?

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

Oh gosh, I missed that this is THE Whitley Strieber I’ve heard so much of from different podcasts. (Dearly missed Oh No Ross & Carrie!) #Monsterdon

that clock is incredible. i'm pretty sure it's the only reason anyone should keep watching this movie.

#monsterdon #Communion1989

it's the clock's fault

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#Monsterdon 🌌👽 🛸🫣 ⁉️ 👨‍⚕️ 😱

what is up with that weirdo clock

Have we considered the possibility there's a laughing-gas leak and everyone in the movie is extremely high? 🤔 #monsterdon

@Taweret

That's how Santa knows who's been naughty or nice: the test results from their anal probe.

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

Isn't that the Amityville Horror house?

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He was sad before Christmas but now he learned to pretend to be happy. So this IS Catholicism. #Monsterdon

Greetings! We come from the North Polestar.

#Monsterdon

That's some alien laughter, Walken
#Monsterdon

kid, shut up and go to sleep so the aliens can come back

#monsterdon

▶️ ▶️ ▶️

#monsterdon

Great couple-ing.
Were you scared?
Yes.
Wike a wittle wittle baby?
Yes!
Really?
Wasn't I clear?
What's wrong with you?
I.. was scared?
#monsterdon

#Communion just letting the plot marinate #Monsterdon

It’s a christmas movie

#Monsterdon #Communion1989 #Communion

is Christopher Walken just going to be horny for the rest of this movie

would a fuck help him write good

#monsterdon

Yeah that's what we're asking. #Monsterdon #Communion1989

Back in the abduction cabin, already
#Monsterdon #communion1989

Must be nice to have a cozy vacation home.

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Maybe the alien floodlights are just for photography

#Monsterdon #Communion #EinaPlobe

that is one busted christmas tree

#monsterdon

Lets go back to the scene of the brain-violation.
Yeah Halloween pranks scare me; but a cabin where I was brain-violated and have never been right since raises no concerns whatsoever.

#Monsterdon #Communion #Communion1989