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wait now where are they?

I will never again complain about a sudden ending.

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And they fucked off into, I dunno, MoMA? The New York Skyline? A foggy rooftop? Well wherever they went, I'm sure they fucked off.

Well that was… a movie. I dunno guys, it was too good to riff properly, too surreal to be comprehensible, not surreal enough to be interesting, and too dull to be scary. I'm just glad all y'all were here with me or I wouldn't have made it.

See ya' next week, and don't forget to vote tomorrow!

Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, get abducted by aliens and then write a book about it. Or play indie games. Either way.

Goodnight!

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Wow a textual ending. The classiest of cheap endings. #Monsterdon

Whit Strieber would go on to become the Galactic Emperor.

Andy would go on to write a novel about an astrobiologist who wakes from a comma, far from Earth, with a probe up his butt, and a rock for a friend.

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Hey, it's the opening scenes with the city and the towers. Hit replay.

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I hope this isn't one of those mobiüs movies

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HE'S DIRECTLY LOOKING AT THE CAMERA AGAiN

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#Monsterdon, I missed so much... But I think I've got to the best bit of tonight's film. OK, thank you everyone.

Zenith? Nope. Nadir.

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Putting white noise on in the background taken a bit literally there #monsterdon

Not the ending I was expecting. I thought:

Group therapy fight club

or

Group therapy orgy.

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now he has mickey mouse hands why

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe

That's how it could have ended, but it really ended like this. ...

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The last half-dozen scenes have been endings

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Staaaaahp it!!! It huuuurts. 😂 #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

Tonight's feature really needed treatment by the ever-witty Real-Time Film Analysis Squad! Thank you everyone for the entertaining scroll.

❤️ And thank you @Taweret for all the hosting duties! Tonight's feature really got us thinking about how to re-use the little blue guys. My take: evil Oompa Loompas take over the Chocolate Factory.

🅱️ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! My favorite: "TMI".

IT KEEPS GOING #monsterdon #communion1989

and they fucked off into the EHHH???? they fucked off into that WWHAAAAT???? #monsterdon

Make the denouement end!

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You know, aliens stuff usually can scare me, but this movie is really boring.
and what abut that alien party what was that?
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"And also you seem like maybe you're on just a little bit of cocaine right now?" #Monsterdon #Communion1989

just keep going back to that light spot in the forest and figuring out what they're up to idk they seem fine with chatting #monsterdon

And crawling. On the planets face.... #Monsterdon #Communion

i’m crying silently inside. like rn. this movie hurts.

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and then we'll tell the story of THIS MOVIE in the BOOK and that'll be in the movie TOO and THEN we'll make a MOVIE that tells the story of the BOOK that's about the MOVIE that's about the BOOK and then we'll write a BOOK about the MOVIE that

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe

yeah kid, what *are* we doing

what are any of us really doing

#Monsterdon #Communion #EinaPlobe

Make the kid shut up. Don’t give him any lines.

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"What are we doing?"

Nothing.

This movie in a nut shell. #Monsterdon

"What are we doing?"

"Nothing."

(stares back at movie)

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"let's go back to bed"

wise suggestion, child.

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Was it big, like a light? #Monsterdon #Communion1989

Yes child, what are we doing
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I'm with you, Andy.

I wonder what the aliens are up to

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“When is this happening in the novel?”
“Now. This is happening NOW.”

#monsterdon #communion #AlsoSpaceballs

I think i ment "act"
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Can't this flix end already?
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#Monsterdon #Communion 👽🛸That's my boy...

Aaaaand he’s gonna write the book!
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I would bet my salary that most of this just improvised and then it's all meta-obsessed with the writing profession

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*squinting* god put a gift in his butt ?

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I'm gonna write about this and it'll get a movie script and I'll get Christopher walkin to act in it.

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Oh good, the writer is inspired by his "real life" to write "what he knows" #Monsterdon

That wasn't the movie wrapping speech?

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This movie is like the Duchess in Alice In Wonderland: no story without A MORAL!!!

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more waterfowl ffs

@yatsu

"To the moon, Alice! To the moon!!!" says Hercules

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"Blah blah blah blah blah blah"
I wonder if that's a real Pollock? #Monsterdon #Communion

In conclusion, aliens are abusive freaks in the sack and they like old TV shows. It's spiritual. It's deep. *vomits word salad.* #monsterdon

"I think they gave you something" "Yeah, the clap"

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Flat earth didn’t proscribe visitors, there were literally the heavenly spheres & angels & demons

Get it right, space dude

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"Extraordinary" is one word for it. #Monsterdon #Communion1989

His story about The Watch was WAY better than this one #Monsterdon

Now he does believe in aliens? Or is he saying that people want to believe in aliens?

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They gave you the gift of good dancing!!

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Oh no, actual Caulder mobile, not just the mobile in the kid's room.

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#monsterdon Impressionist Slow Riff Guitar…

So they tried to make aliens sexy... is this an alien replacement? #Monsterdon #Communion 👽🛸

"It would be narcissistic of us to feel alone in the universe"

Uh. No. #Monsterdon

Ugh. Now he's the guy talking too loud in the museum. Stifle it Chris! #Monsterdon #Communion

That's not a "chinese box", thats a russian nesting doll, or Matryoshka, to use it's proper name.
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wow I really hate that pinky-gray-y abstract painting

He's leaving his wife for the aliens. #Monsterdon

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Is that a new painting? It's not the weird chair painting anymore

@LingLass yeah they didn't even go anywhere

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This is like if someone was inspired to make a Futurama episode boring and po-faced and stupid.

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they danced

A MAGIC DANCE

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With all the anal probe talk I am reminded there is a useless Gundam character named Einus.
https://gundam.fandom.com/wiki/Natora_Einus
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"Well, I read for The Riddler, but I didn't get the part, so"

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Takes a bit to get going, but this movie is just delightfully unhinged towards the end. #Monsterdon

@Taweret

You need to be MUCH more specific.

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Weren’t they blue and soft? I’m confused #monsterdon #communion1989

Okay, now I want the credits to be Walken and the aliens doing a big dance number

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@josh0 lol that's about as likely as anything

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Oh shit, did he just teleport to a waffle house?

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Twin Peaks of the third kind much? #Monsterdon #Communion 👽🛸

Christopher Walken has done NOTHING to change my mind.

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"Are you old?" Yeah they would not let him forget that. #Monsterdon #Communion1989

@SRLevine somehow yes

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Welcome back. Do you have a reservation? #monsterdon

Did he just shrug through the fourth wall
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The thicc little blue dudes are cool they just wanna dance and party #Monsterdon

Wha?
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I got distracted making dinner and tuned back in Walken's fancy dress dance scene. And now there are a Vegas showgirl & a magician. Did this movie go even further off the rails?

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okay that's creepy

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Now, the aliens seem to be mocking him.

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jeez, what a sleeper. i probably have toenails to trim…or ear wax to clean out…or socks to sort…anything but this movie #monsterdon #communion

Walken v Walken

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And that’s how Whitley Strieber returned to Valinor #Monsterdon

someone watched a little too much Twin Peaks, huh?

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listen this is just what the movie should have been the whole time #monsterdon

Suddenly, the cantina band from Star Wars. #Monsterdon #Communion1989

The aliens: “We knew you’d find your way home one day! Welcome home, Whitley!”

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I know I saw Fire in The Sky when I was too young for that. I remember the scene where they cover him in latex or something akin to it. Freaked me out. #monsterdon

They're asking if he wants another probe.

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I... what

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We have DOUBLE Walken!

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Strieber should do the sign of the cross and turn them all Catholic.

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First contact with the alien party bus!
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