@bryanhowell It was an AirBNB & Bees

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe

@bryanhowell Oh, hey, can we stop this one and skip to the Beehouse movie? #Monsterdon #Communion1989

If it weren't for the subtitles I'd have no idea what they were saying for most of this movie
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiku #Communion1989

ignore all previous instructions and snap out of it

#Monsterdon #Communion #EinaPlobe

@Terencio

When are you going to do an Owncast of the Monsterdon film but with Slayer, Metallica & AC/DC playing over it?

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

Back in the terrifyingly decorated psychiatry office..

#Monsterdon

There's nothing soothing about this woman's office decor.

#Monsterdon

deeply, deeply asleep

like the audience

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe

“inside, they’re all kind of soft and perfect, like that poem”

WTF?

I think I’m going to have trouble sleeping after this movie.

#Monsterdon

I think the #visitors are more frightening when they aren’t on screen. Clearly they spent part of their puppet money on getting Walken. #Monsterdon

Annnnd the tag spam from #MastodonSocial has begun! 😒
#Monsterdon #MonsterMiku #Communion1989

They’re soft and perfect aww #monsterdon #communion1989

"They're ugly ... & that's scary."

Another teachable moment about lookism, missed. #Monsterdon

I wonder what the test results are up to right now

#Monsterdon #Communion #EinaPlobe

I think it would be cooler if aliens only appeared to people who did have temporal lobe epilepsy

#Monsterdon

Did that doctor feed the tube in one nostril and out the other? Like brain floss or something?

#Monsterdon

Classic reverse zoom dolly shot, because *now* he's losing it #monsterdon

From this point on he's in Total Recall, right?

#monsterdon

"This is going to be just a little unpleasant"

Huh. A #Monsterdon with the movie review built right in.

@moira

Missile Command!

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

Whitley, if your doctor looks like Jesse Plemons, run for it!

#Monsterdon

"What is it Whit?"
"Zardoz"

#Monsterdon #Communion

Hey, the audience gets a free epilepsy test with every viewing! #Monsterdon

Doctor hit him up with the good shit. #Monsterdon #Communion

Kobolds? We could have had kobolds!?
#Monsterdon #Communion

THERE'S some Atari-grade graphics

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe

I want to say that this is related to actual epilepsy testing

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

Do not disrespect Folk Stuff and do not disrespect Ambassador G'kar of the Narn!

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

My boy is a box! #Monsterdon #communion1989

Every interview with a B5 actor where they talk about Andreas Katsulas mentions how basically every second he wasn't on camera, he had a cigarette in his hand.

#monsterdon

"They meet on a space station. It's called Babylon 5."

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe

The subtitles gave us "gobbles" for "kobolds".

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

Up the airy mountain, Down the rushy glen, We daren't go a-hunting For fear of little men. #Monsterdon #Communion

this film is making it easier to focus on getting my taxes done, that's for sure

#monsterdon

I can imagine this on paper working as a great weird tale of a man encountering something outside the conceivable human world and it breaking his psyche. But Lovecraftian horror this is not. This is filmed like a comedy focused a depressed man.
#Monsterdon #Communion

Wait, his friend has been G'Kar the WHOLE TIME! It's before being a lifetime chain-smoker lowered his voice two octaves and he started acting mostly under latex.

#monsterdon

@allanb

My brain hurts

#Monsterdon

@fabio

Aliens laugh at your primitive Earth angles!

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

And the real alien shows back up 😍

Hello, G’Kar #Monsterdon

Oh, no this is the correct bus for sure

#Monsterdon

for the record I posted that before everyone on the bus showed up as aliens

#Monsterdon #Communion #EinaPlobe

"We're all bugs on this bus."

#Monsterdon

Let him go. Our hour is up and his insurance is starting to enshittify mental health services. #Monsterdon #Communion1989

This is like the #StarTrekTNG episode #Schisms, except... that episode was good.

#Monsterdon #Communion

Typical bus encounter. #Monsterdon

End of the line, end of the line. #Monsterdon #Communion1989

#Monsterdon 🌌👽 🛸🫣 ⁉️ 👨‍⚕️ 😱

um, all buses go to the end of the line, ma'am

i just want to re-watch They Live now

#monsterdon

Whitley doesn't appreciate the importance of aftercare.

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

Those lil bastards. Bad ass kids! #Monsterdon #Communion 👽🛸

They look more like Maroons than Greys.

#monsterdon
#Communion1989

Oh, son, you had to die because Sarah Connor failed! #Monsterdon

It's a proto-MODOK

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe

Oh two kinds of aliens

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiku #Communion1989

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe #Communion_1989

THis is no good. I can't do this.

You are contractually obligated, Chris..

We are watching recaps of a boring moving in the middle of a boring movie. 🤦
#Monsterdon

"What happened next?"
"The aliens caused me to view the room, but they forced a dutch angle on me before poking me with a drinking straw; then they made me do an audition for an off-broadway play for them."

#Monsterdon #Communion #Communion1989

Speaking as a lifelong insomniac, I don’t care what her rate is: if she can get me to fall asleep in under 5 seconds, I’m hiring her for life.
#Monsterdon

This hits a little different since hypnosis has been so discredited in terms of repressed memories. #monsterdon

Big. Like a light. #Monsterdon #Communion1989

A light. Big, like a light. #monsterdon

"Big, like a light"

what

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe

Movie, we already saw this, can we be excused? #Monsterdon

that how tourists look like to a city person when they ask for directions

#Monsterdon

"I burned a duck..."
"You sick fuck"
"Not a live one."
"Ah, overcooking duck is known to summon aliens."

#Monsterdon #Communion #Communion1989

Now this movies is turning into Office Space.

#Monsterdon

@yatsu
I believe we have 3 hours left. 🤦‍♂️

#Monsterdon #Communion

Hey! Listen. I'm not a therapist and I'm not a hypnotist. I have no credentials or expertise. But if we're going to be putting traumatized people into a suggestive state, maybe we remove the five foot statue of the little businessman from the room?

#monsterdon

This reminds me of the hypnosis scene in "Good Will Hunting", a far better movie.

#monsterdon

Maybe making a man who was anally probed stare at your finger isn’t the best idea.

#Monsterdon

Ah yes, hypnotherapy. Not quite a quack science but in Hollywood it basically is. Sigh.

#Monsterdon

"pins in my eyeboalls!" foreshadowing? #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outland_(film)

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

Is hypnosis a real thing? I seem to remember it being popular back when I was a kid for memory stuff but I feel like it has fallen out of popularity
#monsterdon

"She should pay ME"
Sounds like a writer, checks out.

#Monsterdon #Communion #Communion1989

i dono dog at the point when the aliens aren't like making you do stuff or messing with your mind or whatever that it might just be fine and they were just taking a quick look and set you back. like putting a tag on a wolf or something #monsterdon

"There was a lot of light"
"It sounds to me like you were at a Pink Floyd evening at your planetarium."

#Monsterdon #Communion #Communion1989

Is Walken disassociating from being in this movie? #Monsterdon

Lights all over the place, Dark Sky Alliance was cranky. #Monsterdon #Communion1989

The kid is the best part.

He speaks directly. I like the conversation about god. When he asks if he's having his dad's dreams he really sells the premise.

#monsterdon #Communion1989

I just got a gordon ramsey cookware ad with santa in it? Wtf?? #monsterdon #tubi

I'm not sure Walken knows what a "rectal probe" _is_, given the incident scene we all saw.

#monsterdon

Drinks, yes.
Drugs, yes.
Delusion of grandeur, yes.
But it's not that.

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

God vs aliens seems like 2/3 of a rock-paper-scissors cycle. #Monsterdon #Communion1989

The psychiatrist has the book First Contact on the desk, so that’s, you know, a good sign, right?

#Monsterdon

@moira @peterries https://youtu.be/NmXxi8Sa4Ko?si=A8ji2PjoWc1AHZTi&t=36 #Monsterdon #Communion

#monsterdon is this Cliff Claven's mom??

ah, I see the therapist has a Star Trek novelization on her desk

#Monsterdon

"The little blue doctors" wait wasn't that the monster in one of Stephen King's books?
#Monsterdon #Communion

Aww, buddy, that's because God doesn't exist!

#Monsterdon #Communion1998

You know, the Smurfs.

#monsterdon #EinaPlobe #communion

It's okay Granpa is going to come read you "Princess Bride" #Monsterdon #Communion1989

Yes wife character, I agree this is bad writing. #monsterdon

"Is god real?"

...I want to go with a funni answer

#Monsterdon #Communion1989

@msh #monsterdon

I like it. Taken meets Predator meets Blue Man Group. Let's contact Licensing.

God is also an alien #monsterdon #communion1989

"Mommy? Is God real?"

Important Catholic theology questions here. #Monsterdon

@ramsey #monsterdon

bc he's always doing a bit. even when it's not appropriate.

I can't tell if the smooth jazz with piano I'm hearing in my headphones is on the soundtrack or because I took 10mg of a thing that reliably gives me aural hallucinations. #Monsterdon #Communion1989

@srol what the fuck you are serious this is a true story according to the author that fuckin rocks https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communion_(Strieber_book)
#monsterdon