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#monsterdon Finally, someone is going to take Delta Airlines to the woodshed for a good solid beating! Detroit never cheered so loud.

and with that I actually have bingo

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#monsterdon Perseus lost his stupid helmet in a swamp, but his fancy little mechanical owl just walks out of the river, thank you very much. Haphestus makes the best supertoys. They last *all* summer long!

Yayyyyy R2-D2!

I mean Bubo!

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Why is Perseus crawling on the ground after drinking water? He seemed fine just a moment ago.

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Best actor in the film, guard guy was killed by a scorp

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Giving Medusa a rattlesnake tail was just 💋🤌. Ray was a genius.

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#monsterdon Medusas blood is Pomodoro sauce. It's really quite good, lots of basil, very tasty.

And now he doesn't even have the shield anymore.

Seriously, this guy is a total doof.

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well, it's good the sword has a track record of cutting through ANYTHING. #monsterdon

Headless screaming will never not be hilarious.

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Props to the movie, this is genuinely a tense scene.

Also, the snake lady is hot.

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Personally, I think Medusa was very smart to complement her gaze attack with arrows. You need to have some way of attacking enemies with their backs turned to you. #Monsterdon

How is the shield staying up like that?

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#monsterdon Medusa was the original classic twerker. Look at that rattle go!

Is Medusa a lamia in this one? And an archer?

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OK I really like Medusa

This part scared the utter crap out of me as a kid. I don't think I breathed during the entire scene. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

yeah, good plan when fighting a two-headed dog wofl thing, back up and lift your shield, did your mother have any children that lived?

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Stop-motion double dog with glowing eyes must be protected at all costs

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#monsterdon Oops, killed some statuary... my bad. Cleanup on Aisle Five!

#monsterdon Just remember folks, this isn't Cerberus, this is apparently Dioskilos.

Perseus finds The Ghost of Christmases Yet to Come!

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This Charon seems very Grim Reaper inspired. Which, okay, I guess the ideas are somewhat related.

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#monsterdon Yeah yeah yeah, I was on my way already. Stupid dead-people fog. It’s everywhere man, and it gets into everything. I smell like a frikken Subway Sandwich Shop, like all the time. Got a coin? Yup... okay, fare paid, lets push off. Salmonella ain't no joke, yo.

hey, is that Death, Destroyer of Worlds? #monsterdon

@apLundell Nah, it still flows. The drops might be kind of large though? Probably have to calibrate it differently? Interesting problem anyway, I could see writing some sort of chemistry exam question about this (it's a good thing no one lets me do that any more...).

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I want Perseus and the guard to end up together

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Naruto could defeat the kraken

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"But my Lord...! Their faces are now melted as if by acidic Clay-Doh..."

Perseus, you're also a dick. #monsterdon

The Stygian Witches are definitely a precursor of Granny in the Addams Family movie.

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Witches just ponderin' with their one orb

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Go for the eye, Bubo!

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#monsterdon “Us second-string bit players that push plot have to stay together little brass flappy buddy…”

I can't help but see Burgess Meredith as Mickey in Rocky. And so far he's playing the same role for Perseus. I expect him to tell Harry Hamlin to use the left hook at any moment.

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Bubo is like R2D2, so vulgar they had to bleep all of his dialog.

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Starting up #monsterdon a little late again tonight after a wee sunset cruise. I'm looking forward to seeing #ClashOfTheTitans again. It was one of my favorites when I was younger and I now realize it has been ages and ages since I saw it last.

#monsterdon Bubo always reminds of Bit in Tron. YES, NO, YES! NO NO NO!!! YES!!!

@Louisa Me too, I was that annoying kid who was all "THIS IS NOT HOW THE MYTHOLOGY GOES" and got kicked out of class for ranting about it, haha

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R2D2 inspired?

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It is usually understood that Bubo the owl was added to take advantage of the popularity of R2D2, but Ray Harryhausen said that the owl was planned before Star Wars was released.

Argue about it at your next cocktail party.

roboutt owl. #monsterdon

Bubo bubo is the latin name of the Eurasian eagle-owl! Its a fact!

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A Stygian Witch In Time Saves Nine

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You could’ve just flown away… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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#monsterdon Here we go for the Stygian Witches... the original trio of black-n-decker-pecker-wreckers.

"Who are these women?"

A polycule.

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@davesdogmaggie @moira @JoeWynne @srol This will be our moment of Zen for all of 2025. I’m calling it now.

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so we have plenty of time to evacuate. cool

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I give Andromeda... the beautiful of all prizes.... A NEW CAR!!!!!!!

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He has a whole “don’t taze me, bro” look on his face. #monsterdon

OMG the face overlay sent me. I'm in the mail, no tracking number. #Monsterdon

justice for a whinyboi

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goddamn this guy knows how to woo a girl

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Ancient Greek dating app

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#monsterdon Calibos figured it out, didn't take too long either. Not a slouch. Also, keeps the plot chugging along. Plus now, we get wet hot swamp sex. With sexytime maiming, value added.

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Too bad the gods didn't gift him with The Balloon of Weightlessness.

#Monsterdon andromeda's new suitors must first defeat her seven evil exes

As a child I was disturbed by Calibos's full body pubes

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does pegasus gallop in the air because he has to? or is it just out of habit? #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

@ramsey He'd been in 2 films, a made for tv movie and 3 episodes of something called "Studs Lonigan". Let's cast him as the lead in this super expensive summer blockbuster. #monsterdon

Another film demonstrating why we have disclaimers about not harming animals in films, now. #Monsterdon

Does anyone understand why Pegasus even appeared randomly near Perseus?

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okay Pegasus. do a barrel roll. you know you want to. #monsterdon

Step 1: Perseus becomes a brony. #monsterdon

TriStar Motion Pictures presents: your ride

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Tri star pictures! #monsterdon

Remote, I grant you.

Universal remote.

You now have the power!

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I guess I'll just - hang out in this cage????

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#monsterdon Andromeda has the most animated farts of any young princess.

Stop-Motion Thing has arrived

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#Monsterdon why couldn't the vulture just FLY him to mordor

Brown-skinned people are all but missing from this population, odd

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Man, watching this movie without censored scenes is so different #monsterdon

Maybe you shouldn't hold the sword by the sharp part, Gramps.

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YOUR SWORD, DUMBSHIT

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loving the himbo energy from Perseus, head empty, no thoughts

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Invisibility helmet. Of course, all he can think of is visiting the ladies dorm. #monsterdon

Zeus fading in and out, bad sound, can't really see him... Old people *never* understand how to use Zoom -_-; #Monsterdon

Rush order from Hephestus. Also, is the sword made from orichalcum?

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oh god a talking shield can we not

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Yeah, see you can tell Perseus is a nepo baby because he gets all the 5-star equipment on his first roll -_- #Monsterdon

“Once, he tried to ravish me disguised as a cuttlefish.”

“Did he succeed?”

“No. I simply turned myself into a shark.”

I love Maggie Smith!

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USA wins 4-3 on spot kicks. Will play Guatamala on Wednesday in the semi's. #monsterdon

Box of kittens! #monsterdon

"CALL NO MAN HAPPY WHO IS NOT DEAD" I've been proclaiming that all week. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

CAT. #monsterdon

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Burgess Meredith was add to the cast to balance out the British Shakesperean actors for the American audience.

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Home of Joppa the Hut.

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ahhh the masks of ancient theatre ❤️

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"I don't remember calling this Uber to this place"

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#monsterdon I half wonder if the clay figurines actually grew and changed or if it was just a camera trick…

"Perseus, grown into a young man."

It's a collector's model. #Monsterdon

Riding horse… owww, my nuts, my nuts! #monsterdon

Everybody has a little terra-cotta avatar, huh

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Surprise titty

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#monsterdon Why does the Titan just go back home. I mean, he was free... he could have just gnawed down on Poseidon. Fishsticks and Custard.

Great flood destruction scenes!

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