I WISH YOU ALL HAPPINESS #monsterdon

well, time to fly to another No Man’s Sky planet #monsterdon

master chief in a very early role #monsterdon

it's just. peak death ray animation for me #monsterdon

"...did you leave the microwave running on ship number one?"

"wasn't me!"

#monsterdon

One ship left, one weinermobile left, at least there is symmetry #monsterdon

Has the day been saved by the Wienermobile?
No there's atleast 20 minutes left. Wiener away!
#MONSTERDON

A valiant attempt at low-G running! Lightly jog-hop towards the wienermobile, people! #monsterdon

"...I got one!"

"Great! Don't get cocky kid!"

#monsterdon

Ugh, I remember those manditory Mako combat sections in Mass Effect D: #monsterdon

Craving hot dogs and ravioli for some reason... #Monsterdon

I feel like I've seen half of this moon stuff done faster and cooler in one of the Godzilla movies with King Ghidora.
#MONSTERDON

#monsterdon #battleinouterspace

hurry! immanentize the eschaton! #monsterdon

Oh hey. I've played this video game. #monsterdon #battleinouterspace

I turn away for a second and suddenly the wieners are flying!? #monsterdon #battleinouterspace

you can't name your weinermobole FFE #1

#monsterdon

oscar mayer vs flying saucer #monsterdon

Yeah that's gonna happen if you don't put the lid on while the egg is frying. #monsterdon

@moira They're gonna need to do a lot of waggling. #monsterdon #battleinouterspace

@strangefour Chocolate Jawas. #Monsterdon

Oh no, not weinermobile number one!

#monsterdon

@Taweret It's what we here in modern times call Vibes Only. #Monsterdon

@sean science! #monsterdon

@Taweret They're wearing helmets, so one would assume they're not native, but that might be a bold assumption with this writing. #Monsterdon

well, good thing they’re letting us very obviously prepare to blast them #monsterdon

As the heat gun makes the flying saucer heavy, it sinks deeper into the moon dirt.

#monsterdon

I'm seeing a resemblance here https://walkypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Head_Alien #monsterdon

Aim for the GLOWING WEAKPOINT, guys! It's bright red for a reason! #monsterdon

flamethrowers but for lasers: fasers #monsterdon

"....oh wait, I meant to count down instead of up. Let me start over."

#monsterdon

I appear to be about 5 minutes behind everyone due to commercials. All y'all's "spoilers" are appropriately confusing. #Monsterdon

Aim for the glowing part!!!!

#Monsterdon.

They had to bring a woman on this trip so there'd be someone to get in trouble and need saving. #Monsterdon

Oh dear, Dr. Wily's saucer is emerging D: #monsterdon

The guns, guys, we brought guns! #Monsterdon

so do the moon monkeys work for the Mysterians?

#Monsterdon

eat heat ray, space monkeys! #monsterdon

let me do it, boss. I’ve played this mission in Crysis #monsterdon

Leeeeroy Jenkins!

#monsterdon

Getting some Killer Clowns for Outerspace vibes for some reason.
Creepy bug noises? Are the grubs Rodan ate here too?
#MONSTERDON

@sean you will not go to space today #monsterdon

slomo going up the space ladder #monsterdon

MOON CREATURES! #Monsterdon

I wonder if spelunking on the moon will be a fun future activity? Could be fun. And triply dangerous without an atmosphere.
#MONSTERDON

oh no! moon monkeys!

#monsterdon

They communicate entirely by squeaky toy. #monsterdon #battleinouterspace

actually i just realised. i'll give them something. there's no lights in the space helme...

[moonbase sighted]

GODDAMMIT IT GERRY ALL YOU DID WAS SMEAR SOME VASELINE!

#monsterdon

great spaceship shots here #monsterdon

#monsterdon Disney Luna

WEEEEEEE~ Sliding down the ladder is fun.
#MONSTERDON

Flying saucer model is choice. #monsterdon #battleinouterspace

Try puncturing the yolk, guys. #monsterdon

Check for thermal exhaust ports #monsterdon

Oh fuck. Did they get lost? Are they holding the map upsidedown?
#MONSTERDON

once again going cave mode for #monsterdon

my tunnel, made for me, etc #monsterdon

"...be careful while we try to all cram into this rock tunnel!"

#monsterdon

WRENCH! Double tap just to be sure.
#MONSTERDON

Release the fermentation tank... Ruin the beech wood aging.. #monsterdon #battleinouterspace

"How much further?" "Lemme just check Google Maps on my phone here." #monsterdon

Rock climbing, guys. #monsterdon

Duck! They will never find us!
Ducking should not be so effective, but it keeps working. I guess?
#MONSTERDON

some extremely sample-able horns here #monsterdon

always double-bonk #monsterdon

@cheribaker I'm sure he can be trusted with our only way home. #Monsterdon

his stare was so intense lmao #monsterdon

Once again, this movie gets an A+ for practical effects and a big F for scientific research. #Monsterdon

My space car has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R... #monsterdon #battleinouterspace

wiener pilot 64 coming soon to an SGI near you #monsterdon

ooooh, it's an _articulated_ weinermobile #monsterdon

@moira I *was* wondering why there was smoke when the rockets landed. #monsterdon

okay this is awesome

#monsterdon

the atmospheric pressure... on the... moon? #monsterdon

"Check the barometer!" It reads zero. Cause you're on the moon. #monsterdon

"Wienermoblie! ERECT MODE!" #monsterdon

hovercraft weinermobile! #monsterdon

It's a flying moon bus now? #monsterdon

But these things... slathered in ketchup and mustard. Rolling about on the buns of the moon.

Err dunes of the moon.
#MONSTERDON

ughhhh stop waking me up, invasive alien mind control #monsterdon

"...you must blow up the space ships!"

"they're inflatable?"

#monsterdon

Love these fisher price moon buses #monsterdon

These mental commands are giving me big Lost Skeleton of Cadavera vibes. #Monsterdon

unrestrains myself
#monsterdon

"Nnngh, boss always texts first thing in the morning, this is harrassment..." #monsterdon

no big deal, just water all over the surface #monsterdon

@socketwench We do this not because it is easy but because it is delicious. #monsterdon #battleinouterspace

"I think it's all right" is not an acceptable status when checking oxygen supply #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial relatable tbh #monsterdon

I see it's a clear day on _the entire planet_ #Monsterdon

I would simply not be affected by the alien brain waves. it would be easy, for me #monsterdon

That boy's got lots of trouble with gravity #monsterdon

They get out of the ship by wayn of a garbage truck carrier arm?
IS THAT AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER MOBILE!?
#MONSTERDON

he's taking a shit in that suit #monsterdon

i bet none of this rest of us will be affected by the aliens' brain waves

#monsterdon

burn marks on the fins, solid B+ for effort #monsterdon

Oh, they're getting the weinermobile out! With hot mustard yet! #monsterdon