Bear in mind her character is one of the lead stars #monsterdon #alligator1980

Ramon is cute AF

#monsterdon

Are alligatorbuses like catbuses?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

OK alligator accomplished, I assume we can all go home now

...oh wait there's more

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

#monsterdon

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Immediate closeup of a cute gator getting itself a Happy Meal

Also this is in no way ethical or realistic

#Monsterdon

Extremely fast time to attack, though maybe not time to kill?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Oh thank god a jumpscare. I though I would have to wait at least 30 more seconds. #monsterdon

This Sunday night Normal Canadians are watching the #GreyCup

But I am not a Normal Canadian. I am watching a giant man eating alligator on #Monsterdon

Follow the latter hashtag if you are abnormal like me, or filter it if you're a normal person* who doesn't wandlt their football commentary interrupted :blobcheeky:

* TBH Roughrider fans aren't exactly normal either they are just a different kind of strange

Brandon and Robert present EXTREME ALIGATOR CLOSEUP. #monsterdon

ALLIGATOR

...I'll take your word for that.

#Monsterdon

X: The Croc with the X-Ray Eyes #Monsterdon

the 'i' in 'alligator'

#monsterdon

Omigosh what an adorable little crocodilian!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Alligator (1980) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

@combatwombat @ohiofi @starkraving666 We could almost do a Jekyll and Hyde month, but i fear it would be more repetitive than a Dracula month.
#Monsterdon

@ohiofi @combatwombat @starkraving666
I've heard of that one before. But i forget if it was because it was good, bad, or just really British.
#Monsterdon

okay so they're umbrella corporation

#monsterdon #alligator2

Goddamn men. god, shut UP already #monsterdon #alligator2

Cop on cop violence.
Isn't this a movie about a giant monster alligator? We was the last time we saw the gator?
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

this guy is the worst odo i have ever seen

#monsterdon #alligator2

"we all have problems, but an alligator ain't one" (yet) #monsterdon #alligator2themutation1991

So the side characters are getting a romance plot here? This feels like the last gasp of 80s movies. . . . Oh it's from 1991. That checks out. Decades die slowly.
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

i hate you for it too, how's that?

#monsterdon #alligator2

@combatwombat @starkraving666 Ooh Dr. Black & Mr. Hyde found like a layer cake of symbolism from the wiki article. If it's half as good as the Blackula movies we need to watch it.
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

B-movie to its core. 70’s styles and customs. But better than I expected it to be. Thanks @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for a fun Sunday night! That's Alligator off the list! #Monsterdon

ooooOOOooo INDIRECT KISS!

#monsterdon #alligator2

gordon "the alligator" gekko here

#monsterdon #alligator2

We are getting more rasslin 😃
Well wrestling intros...
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

Checkhov's "shoe on the other foot" metaphor

... simile? analogy?

#Monsterdon #MonserMiru

@diazona eat tem

eat tem botte

#monsterdon #alligator2

Aww. I want more wrestling. I wanna see a big burly guy try to out wrestle the gator.
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

oh wow alligator 2 is _even more_ a 1:1 jaws retread, okay

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@Crazypedia @rebeld Ah, well, that's fair but I guess I figured you don't have to be that smart to run away when an alligator is right in front of you trying to eat you

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@starkraving666 And we had Garak last week? How many more DS9 cast members can we get into Wrong Frogs?
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

@rebeld@mstdn.ca @diazona@techhub.social I counted the "smart human nopes out of there" when Kelly noticed his gun had no effect, turned tail and ran, dragging our main character with him back up the sewers. 🐊 #Monsterdon #monsterdonBingo

@rebeld ohhhhh yeah that's right

Doesn't count since I didn't catch it in the moment though

#Monsterdon

if only the two scientists could talk to each other.

#Monsterdon #WrongAlligator

@floatybirb Yes like you said it was curiously a big blob of nothingness and not caring.

#monsterdon

O'Shala ne Ochala

#Monsterdon #WrongAlligator

Didn’t quite get a blackout. #monsterdon #alligator #alligator1980

WAT lelz

#Monsterdon #WrongAlligator

@moira @diazona @miru yeah here in Canada all #Monsterdon presentations are after dark on this side of the equinoxes

@moira @msh @miru lol yeah pretty much my thoughts as well

#Monsterdon

@diazona @msh @miru tho' for some of us at this time of the year that means pretty much any time after 3pm xD

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@combatwombat @davesdogmaggie
OMG. I'm laughing out loud.
#monsterdon

Nice junk shot. #monsterdon #alligator #alligator1980

There are sequels! Alligator II - The Mutation and Alligator X - a Unix system #monsterdon #alligator

So Schlitz did something nice for this film, and they still had this scene in it?
#monsterdon

Welp, final score, Ed the Disappearer 13, Ramon 12. But the real victory was the assholes who were eaten along the way.

Thanks for hosting, @Taweret and see you next time, #Monsterdon !

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

❤️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this scaley surprise!

🅱️ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! My fave: "Tail lashes out"

🦖And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: The scroll speed was ridiculous. I went to click favorite and ended up favoriting one three posts later. All great stuff! Can't wait until next time!

Another one #monsterdon #alligator

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

Ramon deserved better.

but at least it's over. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting and @cherizilla for bingo and @JoeWynne for trivia and all you glorious #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

Wait!! Do we get a sequel? #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero @brooke

I am still watching! Does the detective badmouth his new girlfriend's mother at the end of every version of the movie?

#monsterdon

Amazon Prime decided the next movie should be Tremors. #monsterdon #alligator

Tubi started autoplaying Tentacles (1977) so I guess I'm watching that until I'm ready for bed

#Monsterdon

Chief Clark mentions to David that there is a fine for damaging city property, like setting off dynamite in a sewer system.

The sewer isn't going to fix itself!

#Monsterdon #Alligator

@yatsu It's no Tremors, but it'll do :P #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear One of the best Giant Monster flicks of the 80s.. Not like there's much competition... #monsterdon #alligator1980

y'know this movie REALLY benefited from following vampires of bikini beach

i mean

it was shot using actual professional equipment, they had people who had been in a movie before, the camera operators could track action

all sorts of improvements

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@amyfou Storm troopers!? #monsterdon

@cullen_waters loved every minute of it.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Very anticlimactic!

#Monsterdon

Closing the mendhole cover to end the film was a nice last touch

-fin

And I got a #MonsterdonBingo!
https://bingobaker.com/#691a82b5ae620f12
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

ok, I guess some poor class solidarity there with the staff at the wedding, he got a little overzealous

Anyway, the usual abrupt monsterdon ending! See y'all next time and thanks @Taweret !

#monsterdon

Did she just phase through the car door

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Thank you @Taweret , for hosting another great #Monsterdon

The sequel is a giant, murderous chameleon. Nobody can see it...until it's too late.
#monsterdon

"Harry Lime Lives!" HA See we can reference an actual good movie. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants and stay out of those sewers. #Alligator #Monsterdon

A wonderful night of #Monsterdon for sure. Thank you everyone, see you next week!

And that was certainly a movie we all watched together.

Thanks for making it fun guys. That was neat.

Don't forget to vote tomorrow!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

They bought those clocks in bulk. #Monsterdon

@jivens what about us?... What about Bob? #monsterdon

@amyfou They really did.
#Monsterdon

How did the alligator know where the poetic justice was?

#Monsterdon

That was incredible. Thanks friends see you next week!! #monsterdon #alligator1980

@Taweret And thanks for hosting :) #monsterdon

Nice 'Third Man' reference graffiti

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Ramon Jr!.

#monsterdon

But wait! There's more!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Omigosh the teeny baby at the end! What a perfect child!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Ah, I should have included the classic "later alligator".

#Monsterdon

@wohali The grill has to be screamin hot... #monsterdon

HARRY LIME LIVES

JOHN EMDALL MUST DIE

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@xerozohar That's what she said.

#monsterdon

The chief reminds me of the paramedic chief from "Bringing Out The Dead"

#monsterdon #alligator

#monsterdon Those little chunks of stuff flying around in the explosion? Bryan Cranston's work, ladies and gentlemen.

And now . . . The Ramones!
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

"we got him" "we sure did" said with the certainty of someone who doesn't know Alligator II has already been greenlit. #monsterdon

SEQUEL SETUP!

#Monsterdon

Poetic manhole cover wipe..

#monsterdon

So ... will there be a beating alligator heart at the bottom of the sewer?

#Monsterdon #Alligator

Poor Ramone. Still, in his short career, he did a lot of good for the world. #Monsterdon

@apLundell was just the timer he wanted I guess?

#monsterdon

Well, that's a crap. Not the worst, far from the best, it's another #monsterdon in the end.
Thanks everone for making my sunday night again!

What an explosive ending!

#Monsterdon

If its head is facing him, why does it use its tail?
#monsterdon

her MOTHA! #monsterdon