Bear in mind her character is one of the lead stars #monsterdon #alligator1980

Ramon is cute AF

#monsterdon

Are alligatorbuses like catbuses?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

OK alligator accomplished, I assume we can all go home now

...oh wait there's more

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

#monsterdon

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Immediate closeup of a cute gator getting itself a Happy Meal

Also this is in no way ethical or realistic

#Monsterdon

Extremely fast time to attack, though maybe not time to kill?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Oh thank god a jumpscare. I though I would have to wait at least 30 more seconds. #monsterdon

This Sunday night Normal Canadians are watching the #GreyCup

But I am not a Normal Canadian. I am watching a giant man eating alligator on #Monsterdon

Follow the latter hashtag if you are abnormal like me, or filter it if you're a normal person* who doesn't wandlt their football commentary interrupted :blobcheeky:

* TBH Roughrider fans aren't exactly normal either they are just a different kind of strange

Brandon and Robert present EXTREME ALIGATOR CLOSEUP. #monsterdon

ALLIGATOR

...I'll take your word for that.

#Monsterdon

X: The Croc with the X-Ray Eyes #Monsterdon

the 'i' in 'alligator'

#monsterdon

Omigosh what an adorable little crocodilian!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Alligator (1980) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

@combatwombat @ohiofi @starkraving666 We could almost do a Jekyll and Hyde month, but i fear it would be more repetitive than a Dracula month.
#Monsterdon

@ohiofi @combatwombat @starkraving666
I've heard of that one before. But i forget if it was because it was good, bad, or just really British.
#Monsterdon

okay so they're umbrella corporation

#monsterdon #alligator2

Goddamn men. god, shut UP already #monsterdon #alligator2

Cop on cop violence.
Isn't this a movie about a giant monster alligator? We was the last time we saw the gator?
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

this guy is the worst odo i have ever seen

#monsterdon #alligator2

"we all have problems, but an alligator ain't one" (yet) #monsterdon #alligator2themutation1991

So the side characters are getting a romance plot here? This feels like the last gasp of 80s movies. . . . Oh it's from 1991. That checks out. Decades die slowly.
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

i hate you for it too, how's that?

#monsterdon #alligator2

@combatwombat @starkraving666 Ooh Dr. Black & Mr. Hyde found like a layer cake of symbolism from the wiki article. If it's half as good as the Blackula movies we need to watch it.
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

B-movie to its core. 70’s styles and customs. But better than I expected it to be. Thanks @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for a fun Sunday night! That's Alligator off the list! #Monsterdon

ooooOOOooo INDIRECT KISS!

#monsterdon #alligator2

gordon "the alligator" gekko here

#monsterdon #alligator2

We are getting more rasslin 😃
Well wrestling intros...
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

Checkhov's "shoe on the other foot" metaphor

... simile? analogy?

#Monsterdon #MonserMiru

@diazona eat tem

eat tem botte

#monsterdon #alligator2

Aww. I want more wrestling. I wanna see a big burly guy try to out wrestle the gator.
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

oh wow alligator 2 is _even more_ a 1:1 jaws retread, okay

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@Crazypedia @rebeld Ah, well, that's fair but I guess I figured you don't have to be that smart to run away when an alligator is right in front of you trying to eat you

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@starkraving666 And we had Garak last week? How many more DS9 cast members can we get into Wrong Frogs?
#Monsterdon #Alligator2

@rebeld@mstdn.ca @diazona@techhub.social I counted the "smart human nopes out of there" when Kelly noticed his gun had no effect, turned tail and ran, dragging our main character with him back up the sewers. 🐊 #Monsterdon #monsterdonBingo

@rebeld ohhhhh yeah that's right

Doesn't count since I didn't catch it in the moment though

#Monsterdon

if only the two scientists could talk to each other.

#Monsterdon #WrongAlligator

@floatybirb Yes like you said it was curiously a big blob of nothingness and not caring.

#monsterdon

O'Shala ne Ochala

#Monsterdon #WrongAlligator

Didn’t quite get a blackout. #monsterdon #alligator #alligator1980

WAT lelz

#Monsterdon #WrongAlligator

@moira @diazona @miru yeah here in Canada all #Monsterdon presentations are after dark on this side of the equinoxes

@moira @msh @miru lol yeah pretty much my thoughts as well

#Monsterdon

@diazona @msh @miru tho' for some of us at this time of the year that means pretty much any time after 3pm xD

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@combatwombat @davesdogmaggie
OMG. I'm laughing out loud.
#monsterdon

Nice junk shot. #monsterdon #alligator #alligator1980

There are sequels! Alligator II - The Mutation and Alligator X - a Unix system #monsterdon #alligator

So Schlitz did something nice for this film, and they still had this scene in it?
#monsterdon

Welp, final score, Ed the Disappearer 13, Ramon 12. But the real victory was the assholes who were eaten along the way.

Thanks for hosting, @Taweret and see you next time, #Monsterdon !

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

❤️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this scaley surprise!

🅱️ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! My fave: "Tail lashes out"

🦖And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: The scroll speed was ridiculous. I went to click favorite and ended up favoriting one three posts later. All great stuff! Can't wait until next time!

Another one #monsterdon #alligator

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

Ramon deserved better.

but at least it's over. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting and @cherizilla for bingo and @JoeWynne for trivia and all you glorious #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

Wait!! Do we get a sequel? #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero @brooke

I am still watching! Does the detective badmouth his new girlfriend's mother at the end of every version of the movie?

#monsterdon

Amazon Prime decided the next movie should be Tremors. #monsterdon #alligator

Tubi started autoplaying Tentacles (1977) so I guess I'm watching that until I'm ready for bed

#Monsterdon

Chief Clark mentions to David that there is a fine for damaging city property, like setting off dynamite in a sewer system.

The sewer isn't going to fix itself!

#Monsterdon #Alligator

@yatsu It's no Tremors, but it'll do :P #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear One of the best Giant Monster flicks of the 80s.. Not like there's much competition... #monsterdon #alligator1980

y'know this movie REALLY benefited from following vampires of bikini beach

i mean

it was shot using actual professional equipment, they had people who had been in a movie before, the camera operators could track action

all sorts of improvements

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@amyfou Storm troopers!? #monsterdon

@cullen_waters loved every minute of it.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Very anticlimactic!

#Monsterdon

Closing the mendhole cover to end the film was a nice last touch

-fin

And I got a #MonsterdonBingo!
https://bingobaker.com/#691a82b5ae620f12
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

ok, I guess some poor class solidarity there with the staff at the wedding, he got a little overzealous

Anyway, the usual abrupt monsterdon ending! See y'all next time and thanks @Taweret !

#monsterdon

Did she just phase through the car door

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Thank you @Taweret , for hosting another great #Monsterdon

The sequel is a giant, murderous chameleon. Nobody can see it...until it's too late.
#monsterdon

"Harry Lime Lives!" HA See we can reference an actual good movie. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants and stay out of those sewers. #Alligator #Monsterdon

A wonderful night of #Monsterdon for sure. Thank you everyone, see you next week!

And that was certainly a movie we all watched together.

Thanks for making it fun guys. That was neat.

Don't forget to vote tomorrow!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

They bought those clocks in bulk. #Monsterdon

@jivens what about us?... What about Bob? #monsterdon

@amyfou They really did.
#Monsterdon

How did the alligator know where the poetic justice was?

#Monsterdon

That was incredible. Thanks friends see you next week!! #monsterdon #alligator1980

@Taweret And thanks for hosting :) #monsterdon

Nice 'Third Man' reference graffiti

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Ramon Jr!.

#monsterdon

But wait! There's more!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Omigosh the teeny baby at the end! What a perfect child!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Ah, I should have included the classic "later alligator".

#Monsterdon

@wohali The grill has to be screamin hot... #monsterdon

HARRY LIME LIVES

JOHN EMDALL MUST DIE

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@xerozohar That's what she said.

#monsterdon

The chief reminds me of the paramedic chief from "Bringing Out The Dead"

#monsterdon #alligator

#monsterdon Those little chunks of stuff flying around in the explosion? Bryan Cranston's work, ladies and gentlemen.

"we got him" "we sure did" said with the certainty of someone who doesn't know Alligator II has already been greenlit. #monsterdon

And now . . . The Ramones!
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

SEQUEL SETUP!

#Monsterdon

Poetic manhole cover wipe..

#monsterdon

So ... will there be a beating alligator heart at the bottom of the sewer?

#Monsterdon #Alligator

Poor Ramone. Still, in his short career, he did a lot of good for the world. #Monsterdon

@apLundell was just the timer he wanted I guess?

#monsterdon

Well, that's a crap. Not the worst, far from the best, it's another #monsterdon in the end.
Thanks everone for making my sunday night again!

What an explosive ending!

#Monsterdon

If its head is facing him, why does it use its tail?
#monsterdon

her MOTHA! #monsterdon