This can be the #4dman, but this script has only one dimension, and it's boring.
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

Parker you damned gloryhound

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You could steal *so* much time out of a child! Do it! Doooo eeeeet! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

So the moral of the story of this film is - give your scientists and engineers all the credit they deserve? Burn Elon Musk at the stake?

I can get behind that

#monsterdon

eerie music

Why doesn't he fall through the planet?

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“Marjorie will you be a good girl and help me rip off Frankenstein?” #Monsterdon

oh the CONTRAPTION is a force field

okaaay

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lol

"Are you a hobo?"

#Monsterdon

4 dimensional man may be indestructible, but he must feed....

#Monsterdon

Oh my god just use the cargonite and get this movie over with. #Monsterdon

Escalation to machineguns. (To be fair, the older members of the force may have used them during the war)

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

Wait, if he can absorb time, we have to use time against him! I need a shitload of clocks and a slingshot!

#monsterdon #4dman1959

Lifeforce made better life energy sucking. #monsterdon

Those cops are just willy-nilly opening fire in to the night, and now, they have machine guns!

#Monsterdon

yes, that...makes sense?

shoot the man that can go through matter?

what's a matter with _you_?

#monsterdon

Just follow the transporter sound. #Monsterdon

There he is!

<randonly shooting everfywhere>

#monsterdon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OK, that was worth the wait.
#Monsterdon

You should definitely ask before you kiss her. With that overbite, she could peel your lips like an apple.

#monsterdon #4DMan

Dude looks like Benedict Cumberbatch.

#monsterdon

I predict this will end badly for Scott
#Monsterdon

Scott definitely looking more and more like a vampire

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Parking with a side of life sucking.

Four more victims, offscreen

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YES, YOU ARE VERY MUCH SUPPOSED TO ASK. #monsterdon

Hey uh fucking pigs, maybe don't say SHOOT TO KILL infront of the guys own brother. Jesus fucking ACAB.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

Clearly the hairbrush doesn't pass through his atomic, 4D hair.
#monsterdon

@Lazarou sounds like you're not the only one

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Scott’s been through a lot. Of course he’s drained. #monsterdon

Why is the rear view mirror on his dash?

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#monsterdon "that's why a young doctor dies of old age."

A young, healthy, muscular, virile doctor

"What's the matter? Too much penetration?"

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 dude don't harass your ex. bad form

15 minutes left.
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“Gimme a beer.”

“Which one?”

“Whatdya mean, which one?”

“Well, we've got lager, IPA, pilsner, brown ale, red ale, pale ale, ESB…”

“Yes, yes. Gimme a whiskey, then.”

“Which one?”

#Monsterdon

"got super powers, going to chat up tramps in a bar...."

#Monsterdon

Actually a young doctor dies of old age because of unrealistic project deadlines....

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#monsterdon Aw, crap. The version on Archive has sound problems after 1:08?

His 4D power is to reach past the 4th wall and make the soundtrack orchestra play the 4D'ing theme. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Ah, this bar employs it's own girl of negotiable affection.

#monsterdon #4DMan

@allanb @diazona It's why they demonized jazz. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

WHoops, he left evidence in the bank vault.

Bank vault door not show for budgetary reasons.

#monsterdon erdon

...why did my sound cut out?

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

Has anyone brought up the fact that his clothing and whatever is in his pockets also move through matter and not just his body?

(I was away from the feed while making dinner)

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#monsterdon Oh no. He's making the Star Trek noise again!

@Lazarou Right? He’s at least 75. #Monsterdon

@bryanhowell My dad just turned 70 and doesn’t look as old as Carson.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 my wife says: "You're not gonna get that much life! The guy's already almost dead."

#monsterdon Holy shit, they're swinging the tympani now!

Bingo!

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#4Dman1959

"I don't think he'd hurt me."

Ladies and gentlemen, the most forgiving woman on earth! #Monsterdon

"He's already killed two people!"
"It's just a phase though!" #monsterdon

@bryanhowell All that cigarette smoke is part of it, but people really do take better care of themselves these days.

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

When a guy sounds like an alien planet from Star Trek KEEP YOUR DISTANCE #Monsterdon

Now that he's 100% a monster, he's being a pretty good monster. That being there when she opened the door thing was a great shtick. #Monsterdon #4Dman

Scott was a closet incel all this time.

#Monsterdon

"Who are you? How did you get in here?"

"I'm a scientist. And I'm a scientist."

- From the files of Science Squad

#4dMan1959 #Monsterdon

4d granpappy wants some penetration sugar baby

(yuk)

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You'd think everyone would notice Scott's age fluctuating up and down by a decade every day or two

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

TIMPANI OF TERROR #monsterdon

We've got one eerie sound effect, we're gonna get the most out of it.

#monsterdon

God! Get powers and turn into a creep. Way to go Scott. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Movie: I'm a cop. I work with facts
Me: LMAO, most unrealistic part of this movie!
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Prematurely aging an old powerful guy is maybe not a great plan. It’s going to leave a trail your brother can’t lie about. #monsterdon

A much more fun life force sucking movie

#Monsterdon

"I'm a COP. I work with FACTS."

I carry a BADGE. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000

And they said the ISO was a waste of time!

https://www.iso.org/

#Monsterdon

This is how Science happens, 4 dimensional threats...

#Monsterdon

These people obviously have never met Keith Richards #monsterdon

#monsterdon

Maybe this was the first attempt at beatnik science?

Scott's ready for Medicare. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

SWING MUSIC OF MURDER #monsterdon

That mf still in a robe and shirt and tie.

It’s a statement.

#Monsterdon

"So what if his girl is a tramp"

Where did THAT come from?!

#monsterdon #4DMan

@Newpa_Hasai Not really, in my experience 🤷

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

"How did you get in here?"

"Through the door"

HA! I laughed. I'm ashamed but I laughed

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Horrible treatment of classic art! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I also kind of expect to see Inspector Clouseau show up with is music .

#Monsterdon
#4DMan

"through the door"

heh

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Scott's dad was a Rancor

#Monsterdon

Things you dont put your dick in, furnace #3 #monsterdon #4dman1959

Nice how Scott can still sit in chairs and open lockers despite phasing through metal blocks and people's chests

SCIENCE

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#monsterdon Oh oh, he sounds like the Star Trek transporter now.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 mamaaaaaaaaaa i killed a guy
i went 4-d, slept in bed
touched this guy and now he's dead
mammaaaaaaaa! my work has just begun
and now i've gone and thrown it alll alwayyyyyy

SLAP-BASS OF SCIENCE #monsterdon

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"Scott! How did you get in here?"

*menacingly*

"Through the door"

#monsterdon The high-hat still makes me think he's going to steal The Pink Panther.

"You've got the sort of mind I like. Zesty, with a little sharpness like aged cheddar."

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I mean, he just killed a guy, and… I don't care. Because of the jazz.

We've got a boring ass body horror movie with the Get Smart soundtrack. I mean, fuck…

#Monsterdon

He's stealing his brother's microwave again!
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

He’s frozen in Cargonite #Monsterdon

yo that painting is amazing

LET ME SEE THAT PAINTING

#Monsterdon

"Anything new up your sleeve?" Lol!

#Monsterdon

USE THE SCHWARTZ

#monsterdon #4DMan

Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

#Monsterdon #4DMan

That's a hell of a reverse-midas-touch you got there pal. #monsterdon

BONGOS OF GUILT #monsterdon

"If you could use 10 years of energy in a moment, it'd change you."

Yeah, explains techbros.

#monsterdon #4dman

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ 4D TRIVIA 🥼🧓☢️

💰 Money to start production on this film was obtained by the producer using profits from The Blob.

Steve McQueen was rejected as the lead because he was so difficult to work with in The Blob.

McQueen didn't care, he was off to make bigger films like The Great St. Louis Bank Robbery and The Magnificent Seven.

#4DMan1959

Remember that movie where David Bowie was a vampire and rapid-aged to death? That was also better than this one

#Monsterdon

The film can go. But is the soundtrack available on Blue Note Records?

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