The big chunk of metal around your hand is going to be embarrassing at the water cooler.

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The jazz band is the main character.

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Credit where it's due, Scott just very capably demonstrated exactly what eating too much ice cream too fast looks like. While an inexplicable jazz soundtrack plays in the background.

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When your brother smooches your gal so you hook up his art school project without asking

#Monsterdon

“Maybe I just wanted to look at you?”

“You could have stood outside my bedroom window, like you normally do.”

#Monsterdon

this man just learned that his brainwaves are humongous have a little sympathy #monsterdon

“Just tell me, am I hot?”
“Not as hot as your brother, apparently.” #Monsterdon

lol it's his job to tell his brother

patriacrchy harms us all

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NO ONE WILL BE SEATED DURING THE REQUISITIONING MONTAGE!
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the pencil and the metal block have more chemistry than these two do

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You have to BELIEVE that the pauli exclusion principle is temporarily suspended and in exactly the way you intend. #monsterdon

lol "with your brain, with occult powers?"

loving the sarcasm at woo

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The color is pretty good for 1959

one of the nicest things I can say about this movie so far

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"Look at this art piece I have spray painted silver"

#Monsterdon #4DMan

🎵 Do you like science experiments
And getting caught in the rain
Are you not into electrodynamics
And you have half a brain 🎵

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@brooke #monsterdon

If she talks into a mirror, does she pass the Bechdel test?

We're all out of women, Tony. But we're working on inventing more

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"This is only a prototype, you see. A simple proof of concept. Someday it will be bigger. NINE TIMES bigger. And we will call it... the RUBIK'S CUBE."

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“Cargonite, as in Carson?” Well, no, that’s not how you spell Carson. #Monsterdon

"Women in Science"

Answers the phone, has to deal with a predatory boss...

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Behold, a man, an idea!

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If it has a good soundtrack, then it can’t be *too* bad… right?

#4dman1959 #monsterdon

Patty Duke is in this movie! Will she have an identical cousin?!

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[seductive trumpet]

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also i'm bummed i didn't get to a "I want my father back, you son of a bitch" variant for that speech until WAY too late

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

My diagnosis is that I only have 10 more minutes before I fall asleep.

#monsterdon #Wrong4D

@Configures @plaidtron3000 "funny story about this old reactor..."

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Also in case someone needs to mute the beginning post of a #Monsterdon thread (so you don't see all subsequent posts), I put a couple screenshots up of where to do that on my Monsterdon page. Share with friends who say, "Dear god what is this monsterdon thing and how do I escape it"

(I mean also share how to mute a hashtag, but just muting a conversation is also useful if you just want to avoid it for one Sunday night)

https://hollie.eilloh.net/monsterdon/

@jonny

A tale as old as time.

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@cargot_robbie 😂

Honestly though, I think The Incredibles took it up another level. That was a truly spectacular soundtrack.

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Oscar time!
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Wow nice Motorola product placement. Look at that chonker of a radio. #monsterdon

@moira at least make it a cool dinosaur. like a t-rex. or a raptor of some sort.

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lol, Linda will kill him though...

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Pretty cool that he's able to stay on a particular floor and not slip right through it. But then again Geordie and Roe Laren didn't have much trouble with that either. #monsterdon

Parker got drained so strap in for a miserable Vulture-heavy storyline

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@nev @SnoopJ It could have been significantly better if it had any notion of pacing in the first 50 minutes

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wow, tiny radio unit that guy was slinging there

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Roy is such a grifting, sleazy prick

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I swear, I've seen SCPs that are more or less like this guy

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Marjorie is about to go from 8 years old to 28

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I wonder if it’s time for Cargonite to make a dramatic third act reappearance. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Can't pass up the opportunity to hit bystanders

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@LK_877 Tuning in late and finding out how he's rejuicing himself 👵🏻💀🪦🤣 #Monsterdon

"He's found a way to renew his energy."

He's a vampire! They're always vampires. #Monsterdon

"Don't let him get near me? The bastard can PHASE THROUGH WALLS what am I supposed to do? Use the Force?"

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"Tony they're gonna track him down like a manimal"

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I like this movie. I just have to remember not to be a stickler for requiring it to make sense. It’s fun though.
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Jazz timpani

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Hwhere? Hwhy?
I told you Hwhy

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Usually you need a tornado to embed hundred dollar bills in stuff.

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#4Dman1959

@hollie Well, as long as the operation doesn't age the organ into nothing

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That's a harsh 60 year old...

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took almost an hour but we're finally getting the 4d
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@bstacey And, I’m a locksmith. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon He drank from the wrong grail...

I bet that effect blew 1950s minds

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"I don't bother with doors now....I AM A GOD!"

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The posters are *not* what I'm used to in university labs. Are things different in national labs?

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

Felony count approaching 3️⃣ rapidly

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He's gonna put Tony's machine in the Kargonite generator and invent Goober Grape #Monsterdon

The Fifth Dimension turns people into 60s musical groups #monsterdon

#monsterdon It also turned him into a litterbug. Now there's going to be squirrels fighting for that partially eaten apple! What a menace!

lol, Scott's got old!

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springtime for science men infected by the 4th dimension, where their thoughts turn to bank robbery
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the 0.5 sec looping twinkly sound lmao

anyway, FELONY COUNT: 1️⃣

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@socketwench brain affected by jazz/big-band radiation

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@paco

Of course he wears a tie to bed. He's not a SAVAGE!

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Tony! You and I managed to pass through the same object!

[Excerpt from The Linda Project, Redacted file 18.9-B]

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"oh this is so embarrassing, I've got my hand stuck in solid metal again...."

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*in a fit of jealousy, Scott breaks into Tony's locker at the lab and attempts to replicate his methodology for jamming a pencil through a solid block of metal. He succeeds! Too well! His hand is stuck through the block!*

Scott has just revolutionized the crime of raiding the cookie jar

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lol, ever been so high your hand passed through an object?

And then getting stuck, I was terrified of that sort of thing as a child for some reason, 'teleporting' always carried an element of fear.

I'd take the shuttle, like Dr McCoy.

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I appreciate the intense jazz breaks where I know it's safe to look away and toot

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wow, the soundtrack kinda matches the events on-screen, for once

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wow, single mom!

You go girl!

"When your mommy gets home.."

Wait, she's not yours?

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@cargot_robbie Unsure if we can call it a "sub"plot at this point given that nothing else seems to be happening

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I hope Scott gets to be the 4-D man. That'd be at least a bit of intrigue.

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@bunnyhero #monsterdon

https://www.google.com/collections/s/list/0fawUFH4aCU41TK_NA3e8A/JTK3u7utr7A

The job comes with a swell axe! #Monsterdon

threesome in the 4th dimension
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ya kno, if they cut all the dialogue and just played the Jazz, this'd be a better movie...

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I tried "Willing" my grant proposals but it didn't work.

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Woman in a Tubi ad describes her newborn baby as “very fresh”. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Put a layer around super kamiokande and count the neutrinos?

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

Are you THINKING?

of security

(I want that poster)

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Nice. The actress playing the promiscuous lab assistant won the 1955 Miss America pageant and later replaced Julie Newmar as Catwoman in the theatrical film Batman (1966).

Lee Meriwether - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Meriwether #monsterdon #4Dman1959

You can really hear that rain

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I don't know that I'm going to be able to put up with this music, y'all. Many and heavy are the sins for which you must answer, Carmichael.

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This is what we did before the Internet

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@allanb #monsterdon

Apparently he thinks walking thru walls is the only way out of the closet...

@bunnyhero Amway brand Burt Reynolds isn't without some charm/charisma. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Why does anyone wear ties if they aren't properly set? They're just there to be a hazard in front of a console paper shredder. Yum yum silk and neck yum…

"Scott, remember the Demon Core...Scott!"

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They are working on next generation Brylcreem. #monsterdon

I have the square “The Hero is an Ass” on my #MonsterdonBingo card, and we're only 8 minutes into the film, but I’m going to mark it off. I’ve seen all I need to see; he’s an ass.

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"From now on I'm going to try the caveman approach."

"And I'll try the French Revolution approach."

"What's the French Revolution approach?"

"It involves beheading you. Now get out of my office."

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No request to see ID. Just the word of a white man who says he’s Dr. Nelson’s brother is good enough for the security guard.

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Rod Serling told someone "no" and they went and made a whole movie, didn't they

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This is a hep, happenin' intro to the 1959 flick baby. I'm diggin' it.

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@CactuarJoe Huh, I thought there was one scene near the beginning where somebody mentioned Scott and Linda being a couple (and having been so for a while), in such a way that if either of them thought otherwise it would have been mentioned 🤷

Plus there was that conversation in the middle where Tony and Linda talk about this being the second time he "steals" one of Scott's girlfriends

I thought the reason she was shocked at Scott's proposal was that, at that point, she knew that Scott knew she was going after Tony and she either expected Scott to realize their relationship was over, or had actually broken up with him (offscreen).

But yeah if Scott and Linda were not together in the beginning then that all looks very different

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