Imagine how he could revolutionize organ transplants

#Monsterdon #4DMan

I stand corrected, the Felony Count is at least at 5️⃣

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*Scott pulls out Tony's forcefield generator apparatus and, for some reason, loads it into the reaction chamber at the lab*

That... is a very conveniently sized reaction chamber door, that the generator has about a centimetre of clearance on each side.

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I feel like the first half of this movie had too much romance subplot and not enough lab project skulldrudgery subplot.

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

@ottaross I’ve been thinking Scott looks like Temu Peter Weller

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"How did you get in here?"

"I'm a locksmith."

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So does Scott... suck the time out of other people? Did he suck Brian's time away? Is that a Steely Dan song?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

Now that the sci-fi crime spree montage is over we can finally get back to the romance plot and scientists expositing in the workplace

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

ageing isn't 'losing energy'

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That is the reaction of man who accidentally murdered his gay lover with Superscience.

A tragedy

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America's security is always our job. That's why we've expedited the process of creating old white men

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“Just tell him I won’t be in today. Tell him I’m fine. I’m not aging prematurely due to sticking my hands through walls. I’m fine.”
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that was a very Kermit-esque "hello"

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@hollie I like your crime wave a lot better than this ass hole's.

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Stealing mail is one thing, Scott, but littering? Littering?!?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

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I'm reeling. They made the guy 4-D and all of a sudden I am flipping around on this movie.

They could snatch back the stink-eye if they don't do more 4-D hijinks soon, though.

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Sticking your hand through the metal is one thing, Now we're driving around without a windshield.

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You never needed the amplifier… you only needed to believe in yourself

#monsterdon #4dman1959

If Linda switches brothers because of the 4-Dification, I'm gonna lose it (good kind)

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The big chunk of metal around your hand is going to be embarrassing at the water cooler.

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The jazz band is the main character.

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Credit where it's due, Scott just very capably demonstrated exactly what eating too much ice cream too fast looks like. While an inexplicable jazz soundtrack plays in the background.

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When your brother smooches your gal so you hook up his art school project without asking

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“Maybe I just wanted to look at you?”

“You could have stood outside my bedroom window, like you normally do.”

#Monsterdon

this man just learned that his brainwaves are humongous have a little sympathy #monsterdon

“Just tell me, am I hot?”
“Not as hot as your brother, apparently.” #Monsterdon

lol it's his job to tell his brother

patriacrchy harms us all

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One day on the job and Tony is already forging signatures for materials requisitions? Well, I suppose if that's the only bad decision he's going to make, we can look the other way just this once.

👀 👀 👀 👀

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NO ONE WILL BE SEATED DURING THE REQUISITIONING MONTAGE!
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the pencil and the metal block have more chemistry than these two do

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You have to BELIEVE that the pauli exclusion principle is temporarily suspended and in exactly the way you intend. #monsterdon

lol "with your brain, with occult powers?"

loving the sarcasm at woo

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The color is pretty good for 1959

one of the nicest things I can say about this movie so far

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"Look at this art piece I have spray painted silver"

#Monsterdon #4DMan

🎵 Do you like science experiments
And getting caught in the rain
Are you not into electrodynamics
And you have half a brain 🎵

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@brooke #monsterdon

If she talks into a mirror, does she pass the Bechdel test?

We're all out of women, Tony. But we're working on inventing more

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"This is only a prototype, you see. A simple proof of concept. Someday it will be bigger. NINE TIMES bigger. And we will call it... the RUBIK'S CUBE."

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“Cargonite, as in Carson?” Well, no, that’s not how you spell Carson. #Monsterdon

"Women in Science"

Answers the phone, has to deal with a predatory boss...

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lol, burns down entire lab....

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From jazzy jazz to stone solemn soliloquy ↩️

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Behold, a man, an idea!

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If it has a good soundtrack, then it can’t be *too* bad… right?

#4dman1959 #monsterdon

Patty Duke is in this movie! Will she have an identical cousin?!

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[seductive trumpet]

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also i'm bummed i didn't get to a "I want my father back, you son of a bitch" variant for that speech until WAY too late

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

That was a pretty good ending. Linda shoots Scott, and he crazy monologues into a concrete storage wall. 😆

"I am invincible!"

#Monsterdon #4DMan

My diagnosis is that I only have 10 more minutes before I fall asleep.

#monsterdon #Wrong4D

@Configures @plaidtron3000 "funny story about this old reactor..."

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Also in case someone needs to mute the beginning post of a #Monsterdon thread (so you don't see all subsequent posts), I put a couple screenshots up of where to do that on my Monsterdon page. Share with friends who say, "Dear god what is this monsterdon thing and how do I escape it"

(I mean also share how to mute a hashtag, but just muting a conversation is also useful if you just want to avoid it for one Sunday night)

https://hollie.eilloh.net/monsterdon/

@jonny

A tale as old as time.

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@cargot_robbie 😂

Honestly though, I think The Incredibles took it up another level. That was a truly spectacular soundtrack.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

he fucked off into the D

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Oscar time!
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Wow nice Motorola product placement. Look at that chonker of a radio. #monsterdon

LINDA! Goddamn! You go girl!

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@moira at least make it a cool dinosaur. like a t-rex. or a raptor of some sort.

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lol, Linda will kill him though...

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Pretty cool that he's able to stay on a particular floor and not slip right through it. But then again Geordie and Roe Laren didn't have much trouble with that either. #monsterdon

Parker got drained so strap in for a miserable Vulture-heavy storyline

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@nev @SnoopJ It could have been significantly better if it had any notion of pacing in the first 50 minutes

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wow, tiny radio unit that guy was slinging there

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Roy is such a grifting, sleazy prick

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I swear, I've seen SCPs that are more or less like this guy

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

Marjorie is about to go from 8 years old to 28

#Monsterdon #4DMan

I wonder if it’s time for Cargonite to make a dramatic third act reappearance. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Can't pass up the opportunity to hit bystanders

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Whoops, got Mr. Magoo. #Monsterdon

@LK_877 Tuning in late and finding out how he's rejuicing himself 👵🏻💀🪦🤣 #Monsterdon

"He's found a way to renew his energy."

He's a vampire! They're always vampires. #Monsterdon

"Don't let him get near me? The bastard can PHASE THROUGH WALLS what am I supposed to do? Use the Force?"

#monsterdon #4dman1959

My wife hates female characters who faint from shock at things, she likes the ones that get a punch in

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"Tony they're gonna track him down like a manimal"

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I like this movie. I just have to remember not to be a stickler for requiring it to make sense. It’s fun though.
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Jazz timpani

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Hwhere? Hwhy?
I told you Hwhy

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Usually you need a tornado to embed hundred dollar bills in stuff.

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@hollie Well, as long as the operation doesn't age the organ into nothing

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That's a harsh 60 year old...

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took almost an hour but we're finally getting the 4d
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@bstacey And, I’m a locksmith. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon He drank from the wrong grail...

I bet that effect blew 1950s minds

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"I don't bother with doors now....I AM A GOD!"

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The posters are *not* what I'm used to in university labs. Are things different in national labs?

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

Felony count approaching 3️⃣ rapidly

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He's gonna put Tony's machine in the Kargonite generator and invent Goober Grape #Monsterdon

The Fifth Dimension turns people into 60s musical groups #monsterdon

#monsterdon It also turned him into a litterbug. Now there's going to be squirrels fighting for that partially eaten apple! What a menace!

“He came in really late last night. I didn’t want to wake him, so I haven’t seen him in almost two days.”

Tony can’t do date math very well.

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lol, Scott's got old!

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springtime for science men infected by the 4th dimension, where their thoughts turn to bank robbery
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you reckon eating the apple is a biblical metaphor

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the 0.5 sec looping twinkly sound lmao

anyway, FELONY COUNT: 1️⃣

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@socketwench brain affected by jazz/big-band radiation

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@paco

Of course he wears a tie to bed. He's not a SAVAGE!

#Monsterdon

Tony! You and I managed to pass through the same object!

[Excerpt from The Linda Project, Redacted file 18.9-B]

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"oh this is so embarrassing, I've got my hand stuck in solid metal again...."

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