"Someday I might be in charge!"

And then everyone'll have to submit to MY sexual morays! #Monsterdon

Anyone know where I should be wearing this badge? #Monsterdon #4Dman

lmfao @ the camera cut where they'll clearly in two different locations

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HARASSMENT IN THE WORKPLACE.

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@hollie Heck yeah! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Wait, is social engineering your way into a research facility really that easy??
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Bro, everyone knows Dr Nelson... that was last weeks password #monsterdon #4dman1959

only if you assassinate him, scott

promotion through assassination and my nails are already sharp

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Well, if nothing else, the soundtrack is… enthusiastic.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Woman in science on screen for seven seconds before she's sexually harrassed

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Everyone's tied up in the lab...

No kinky stuff!

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

hitchhiking from lab to lab conducting rogue science experiments burning down every single lab in the country #monsterdon

Oh look, unwanted advances in a place of work. Well we made it almost 5 minutes in before it happened, if you count the credits. #monsterdon

This guy didn't sound sorry at all
#monsterdon

oh here we go

Misogyny in 4D #monsterdon

If this is just a jazzy version of the Bill Nye origin story, I'm gonna be annoyed.

#Monsterdon #4dman

"Fairview Research Center"

We still don't know much about Fairview, even now.

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Barney Fife, factory security gate guard
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WAIT, woman in a lab coat and she's not wearing glasses? Are we sure this is 1959?

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Whoa, the guard is kinda quick to upsnap that holster

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

A woman in science!

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"Tied up in the lab"!?

JUST WHAT KINDA OF A LAB IS IT!?

#monsterdon #4dman

We are going to get jazz throughout the whole movie, aren't we?
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I'm not complaining.

smooth talking your way onto Science Base.

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Holy shit!

My father used to drive a Jones truck.

#Monsterdon

Optimus Sub-prime #Monsterdon

$100,000 won't buy you a house, let alone a fancy science lab today.

#Monsterdon

@paco ❤️

Not the same but I have also been having DNS-related problems today... small world!

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My name's Tony Nelson. I carry a badge. *Dragnet in 4D theme plays* #monsterdon

hitchhiking to the opposite coast so i can burn down a building out there instead.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

that professor

that forehead

he's totally got an interociter hidden in his closet

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

you might think you're good but anyone who is good would be able to prevent their 4d machine fire from burning the entire building to its core #monsterdon

C'mon man, it's just a model of a building, no big deal
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#4dman1959

Probably should have had sprinklers in a lab TBH
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That lab fire escalated quickly, along with the firing by Mr Wells. #monsterdon #4dman1959

Dude's gonna get himself shitcanned from H. G. Wells newspaper.

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lol, burns down entire lab....

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Nelson? is his brother an astronaut with a genie? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Someone hauling their Jones cross-country. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon jumping in just in the nick of time, for some movie jazz and cel based pubic hairs- no wait, we're getting subliminal stuff going on here, might this actually be a hip, if not good film?

edit: narration followed by a mid century EE releasing the magic blue smoke, so no, not hip. The soundtrack is pretty hip though.

@Bluedepth yassss

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Awww.. now he gets the sad jazz. #Monsterdon #4Dman

Burning down a building while trying to shove objects through each other seems like the sort of thing that could bog down a research career. #Monsterdon

The rugged nutty professor

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A man working with all the confidence of a mediocre white man. #monsterdon

Always good when the narration does the heavy lifting. Tell, don't show!
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Holy shit, that spiraled out of control fast!
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Eat at Jones #monsterdon

I'm glad he had a fire extinguisher on hand, at least.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

100K! That's an expensive model! #Monsterdon #4Dman

Pretty sure that's a radio he's noodling with.
Damn it, i can't get jazz radio clearly in this lab!
#Monsterdon

@hollie Wait!! Lemme see if it's on my #MonsterdonBingo card! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

#monsterdon you can really tell the 60s are about to happen from this movie

Firestarting Jazz is HOT
Gimme more base
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OMG he burnt down the building. 😆

Ooh are we going to have jazz flourishes when something exciting happens? #monsterdon

is Mr. Wells a H.G. Wells shout-out

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#monsterdon The old labs are the best labs.

How's the view from the research center?

Fair.
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Maybe I was wrong. Maybe smoke is the 4th dimension.

No, no, no. That can’t be right.

Why am I so stupid?

#Monsterdon

He's letting the magic 4D smoke out!

#monsterdon #4DMan

He does this and he's called a "scientist", but when *I* do it in my basement, I'm told "stop messing with that thing, it's time for dinner."

#monsterdon #4dman

I had an psu on my pc that blew like that, but never to the point of putting fire to a model of a building
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#4dman1959

oops, wacky theory up in jazz flames!

too bad photographs didn't exist!

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Is that the old guy that was killed first in The Blob? #Monsterdon #4Dman

who let a man in the kitchen, am I right 😏

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Dammit, Nelson, go back to MST3k #monsterdon

When does Frank Drebin show up?

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oh no my oily rags

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oh no he burnt his toast

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oops, he bent his phone a little too much, time to set his whole lab on fire.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

"Driven by an obsession with the knowledge that it can be done he is unconcerned with the failures of the past"

Most poetic description of "unearned white man confidence" I've ever heard

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Yikes! Burned the place down. 😱

#Monsterdon

Now you're cooking with gas!

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Oh noes, an asplosion this person working in a working lab is totally unprepared for #Monsterdon

"…As he crosses the threshold into…"

Me: "The Twilight Zone!"

Narrator: "The fourth dimension."

Me: "Oh"

#Monsterdon

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#4Dman1959
Jazz explosion!

Watching 4D Man with #Monsterdon tonight!

(Using the stream hosted by @miru)

Mute the tag or this thread if you don't want to see the posts.

This science guy seems a bit dim … or a scientific heretic #monsterdon

I’d vote he’s stupid but then what’s the movie about

"No smoking! Read the sign!"

#4dMan1959 #Monsterdon

Ok gang. I had kind of a crappy day. Lots of touching computers that went wrong. (It's always DNS)

I've been looking forward to #monsterdon

Oops. Burnt the scale model of the lab too. #Monsterdon #4Dman

"... crosses the threshold into the fourth dimension."

But not if you let the magic smoke out.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

love the "no smoking in this area" sign behind the fire

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He wrote it down on paper, so it has to be right!
#Monsterdon

this is how the ghostbusters building became available

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Steel vs steel... looks like a copper rod to me. #monsterdon #4dman1959

Uh oh! Now he's in trouble. The sign clearly says No Smoking.

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Hey! No Smoking! #monsterdon

A dedicated smushologist, obsessed with having two objects occupy the same space at the same time

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Thanks for spoiling it for us, narrator! ​:floofAngry:​
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Lab fire = snazzy jazz riff! SURE WHY NOT

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Whoops, jazz got out of his techno doohickey there #Monsterdon

MOAR POWER

#monsterdon #4DMan

He doesn't realize it, but he's actually inventing the Modular Synthesizer....

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this is POWER SCIENCE MAN

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#4Dman1959
Only a shoddy workman blames his dowels.

"The Fourth Dimension!" ... It's about time

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Sure the objects will mangle each other, but by God they will be in the same place. #Monsterdon

The magic smoke! He wins!

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Oops. Burned the pop tarts. #Monsterdon #4Dman