O shit the axe! #monsterdon

You knew he was gonna use the axe because it was another red against all that muted color. #Monsterdon #4Dman

GOSH this guard is annoying!
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

Okay, when do we add the other dimension? This movie has lacked the 4th dimension. Actually, it's a 2d movie, so nevermind.

#Monsterdon #4dMan1959

I think that's just an AM radio.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Why would that fire axe be so prominently shown? Violence coming? #monsterdon

Chekov's fire axe?
#Monsterdon #4Dman

I love this security guard lmfao

It's like they wanted a twink but couldn't find one (maybe they weren't invented yet?)

#Monsterdon

Whoa! Why is the camera looking so hard at that fire ax?

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

“It’s us, Scott. You, me, and my tablecloth of a dress” #Monsterdon

Is there even a 4D man‽
#monsterdon

You were right about the Ax!

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

fuck that lock!

#monsterdon

THERE'S THE FIRE AXE, THANK YOU #Monsterdon

@strangefour I hope everyone else dies first

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

The drums are the actual sounds in his head when he feels pain

#Monsterdon

The science high hat is going. The bongos of discovery are active. Jazz lab is a go. Let’s make some discoveries! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh no! A drum solo!

#monsterdon I've said it before, but I want my comic relief night watchmen to be eating 👏 a 👏 comically 👏 large 👏 sandwich 👏

#monsterdon I bet if we taped that hi-hat shut the drummer would have an aneurysm

HI-HAT OF DETERMINATION #monsterdon

drink up, Scott smokes a fresh one

#Monsterdon

Oh, no wonder he can't see straight, he's got the lens cap on. #Monsterdon

This security guard is something else... They put you on the night shift to keep the bad jokes away. #monsterdon #4dman1959

Dang, look at him grimace as the reality of this script catches up with him

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

oh

this is alternate universe Hulk!

#monsterdon

"...open up will ya Fred"
"Sure, see, I've been having these terrible dreams..."
"I meant the gate."

#Monsterdon #4DMan

I'm hoping we get a double 4D man. The only thing that can beat a bad guy with four D's is a good guy with 4 D's!

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Broke the lock but left the locker undamaged? Impressive! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

This Barney Fife fucking security guard is gonna die in a few scenes isn't he?
#Monsterdon #4Dman

BONGOS OF CANCER #monsterdon

The Flutes of Tension! #Monsterdon

Is breaking his heart a necessary part of his becoming 4D? And when is that going to happen already?! #Monsterdon

Good thing there's a convenient axe for locker-busting!
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Linda is the real scientist here. #monsterdon #4dman1959

Scott, she's just not into you.

OH SHIT!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon👨 ⬆️ ↔️ 🔄 ⏲️ 🧱 👨 😱

Scott, I'm afraid I'm gonna need you to walk through that wall

I want this man to be Dr. Manhattan-ed.

#monsterdon #4dman

Oh thank god we cast Drippy fucking Dog in this film. #Monsterdon

"YOU WALKIN?"

"Yes indeed."

"YOU TALKIN?"

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

"No matter what I say I'll only hurt you."

"I need to hear this."

"Okay. You're ugly. And you stink. You are somehow both too tall and too short. I don't like your eyes. Or your face. And those shoes! Jesus!"

#Monsterdon #4dMan1959

#monsterdon

this movie is about the 4D's

drama
dame scientists
developing cargonite
drotherhood

#Monsterdon

What an expression of distaste! Proposal accepted, right?

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

i wonder what the 4th dimension is doing #monsterdon #4dman1959

The twist at the end is that scott is a time traveler and also Linda, isn't it?

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Someone's about to bust open a locker.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Why did the music have that upbeat section right after she said she would hurt him? #Monsterdon #4dman1959

"...it's not love, it's habit."
"I didn't know you were a nun."

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Linda, aren’t you a little old for the “babysitter brings her boyfriend over to the house” thing?
#Monsterdon

Oh for crying out loud, are there no other women in America that Tony could go after? Just say no, bruh!

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Has anything happened other than them looking at an ice cube?

#Monsterdon

BONGOS OF EMOTION 2: JAZZ BOOGALOO #monsterdon

Scott, you're not as hot as your brother.

You're just too damn ugly.

#Monsterdon

"What you feel for me, it isn't love."

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

My father once genuinely tried to argue that you can't help but get romantically involved with a member of the opposite sex you spend too much time working with.

😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬

#monsterdon

Oh be honest Linda. Geez.

#monsterdon

My character has to wear a necktie because I skipped "weary" in expressions acting class, and have to have a slightly loosened tie to make up for it. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

It's always hard to tell when I'm watching a stream if it goes down or if my middle of nowhere internet during winter when snow pushed down trees is causing the issue. But like normal it comes back after a few seconds so I don't question for long.
"Linda I want you to marry me."
I came back to what now?
#Monsterdon #4Dman

Half a glass of suspiciously water-looking root beer

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

That's a glass of water, not root beer

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

That was the clearest root beer I've ever seen.

#monsterdon

The baby sitting gig has WHAT to do with this movie plot?
#Monsterdon

@apLundell

No, she asked for a *toot* beer. She rocks the Mastodon beverage!

#Monsterdon

C'mon Linda, give some scotch to the kid!
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

#monsterdon I wonder if those saxophones are in the fourth dimension.

Random kid or did I miss something?
#monsterdon

Is he there to bang the babysitter? What the heck am I watching? #monsterdon

Is that Patty Duke?

#Monsterdon

"I want a root beer"
"No, I'm cutting you off for your own good!"
#Monsterdon

I mean, I know what happens to ME when I drink too much.

Which is why I quit.
#Monsterdon

"you know what happens when you drink too much"

child already downing an entire bottle of vodka a day.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

Majorie represents the embodiment of boomers.

#monsterdon #4dman

“Why Scott, what is it??”

Miru’s stream on my tablet freezes dramatically

(It’s back up now, probably an internet glitch here) #Monsterdon

He's gonna stick his head through the wall.

Or *I* am >_>

#Monsterdon

Try telling her about your humongous... brain 🧠
#Monsterdon

No! Not “The City”! #Monsterdon

Whew. Babysitting. I though we had a daughter from a previous marriage coming in.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

https://youtu.be/n0X2h56qlG4?list=RDn0X2h56qlG4&t=45

#Monsterdon

istg if he doesn't do something 4th dimensional in this scene

#monsterdon

"You need to cut back on the alcohol, kid."

#Monsterdon #4dMan1959

Forgot your lines, guy? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

How long has it been since their last date? They think Scott doesn't know yet?!?!?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "I'm going to have a fruit beer".

Is that what the kid said? What's a fruit beer?

“Your impulses were so strong they undid your tie” #Monsterdon

"You know what happens when you hit the sauce to hard, kiddo!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon

"I want a peanut butter sandwich" has been the highlight of this film.

Scott is Sciencing Through It

#monsterdon

C'mon, Scott must have at least some strange shadows in his lungs!
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

remember when... folks were TOO healthy? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Apparently this is an uncredited remake of the French Mr. Peek-a-Boo (1951), which looks a lot more entertaining. #monsterdon #4dman

You what happens to you when you drink too much.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I want to watch the movie that this is actually the soundtrack for

#Monsterdon

Okay. Kitchen cleaned again, anything cool, and science-y happen ye-------GODDAMMIT.

#monsterdon #4dman

"I just wanted to look at you."

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

You should have it removed. You weren't using it. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

to be quite fair though, there really hasn't been that much smoking for a 50's movie so far

#monsterdon

Your brain is too healthy, you need a break #monsterdon

I was promised 4D and I don't think they've managed even double D.
#Monsterdon

I've taken two breaks to prepare snacks and still nothing has happened

#Monsterdon