C'mon Linda, give some scotch to the kid!
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

#monsterdon I wonder if those saxophones are in the fourth dimension.

Random kid or did I miss something?
#monsterdon

Is he there to bang the babysitter? What the heck am I watching? #monsterdon

Is that Patty Duke?

#Monsterdon

"I want a root beer"
"No, I'm cutting you off for your own good!"
#Monsterdon

I mean, I know what happens to ME when I drink too much.

Which is why I quit.
#Monsterdon

"you know what happens when you drink too much"

child already downing an entire bottle of vodka a day.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

Majorie represents the embodiment of boomers.

#monsterdon #4dman

<<sad trombone>>

#Monsterdon

“Why Scott, what is it??”

Miru’s stream on my tablet freezes dramatically

(It’s back up now, probably an internet glitch here) #Monsterdon

He's gonna stick his head through the wall.

Or *I* am >_>

#Monsterdon

Try telling her about your humongous... brain 🧠
#Monsterdon

No! Not “The City”! #Monsterdon

Whew. Babysitting. I though we had a daughter from a previous marriage coming in.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

https://youtu.be/n0X2h56qlG4?list=RDn0X2h56qlG4&t=45

#Monsterdon

Looks like we're still on the romance subplot. Did I miss any hypergons?

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

istg if he doesn't do something 4th dimensional in this scene

#monsterdon

"You need to cut back on the alcohol, kid."

#Monsterdon #4dMan1959

Forgot your lines, guy? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

How long has it been since their last date? They think Scott doesn't know yet?!?!?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "I'm going to have a fruit beer".

Is that what the kid said? What's a fruit beer?

“Your impulses were so strong they undid your tie” #Monsterdon

Your neurons are too strong. Try a jazz cigarette or 15, that should fix it. #monsterdon

"You know what happens when you hit the sauce to hard, kiddo!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon

"I want a peanut butter sandwich" has been the highlight of this film.

Scott is Sciencing Through It

#monsterdon

C'mon, Scott must have at least some strange shadows in his lungs!
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

remember when... folks were TOO healthy? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Apparently this is an uncredited remake of the French Mr. Peek-a-Boo (1951), which looks a lot more entertaining. #monsterdon #4dman

You what happens to you when you drink too much.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I want to watch the movie that this is actually the soundtrack for

#Monsterdon

Okay. Kitchen cleaned again, anything cool, and science-y happen ye-------GODDAMMIT.

#monsterdon #4dman

"I just wanted to look at you."

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

You should have it removed. You weren't using it. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

to be quite fair though, there really hasn't been that much smoking for a 50's movie so far

#monsterdon

Your brain is too healthy, you need a break #monsterdon

I was promised 4D and I don't think they've managed even double D.
#Monsterdon

I've taken two breaks to prepare snacks and still nothing has happened

#Monsterdon

Doctor: You're brain is strong like bull. #monsterdon #4dman1959

The cigarette smoke is really carrying this movie

#Monsterdon

I think you should go into town for some extensive, expensive, destructive brain tests to fix your headaches
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Sweetheart, let your knee-pads to the talking.

I miss the security posters.

#Monsterdon #4DMan

@diazona His impulses are TOP NOTCH

#Monsterdon #4DMan

AND EVERYBODY GETS THERAPY

right?

#monsterdon

"Scott, I'm sorry, you have Fourth Dimensional Brain Cancer. It's spreading backwards." #monsterdon

"What could be more important than your health, Scott?" "Ssssssciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiience?"

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

Scott buttoned up in the hallway

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

Our story so far:

--No 4D
--No Man

#Monsterdon

It's like he's having a constant seizure, but with no visible effects? Very science!

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

@Taweret Some microplastics will help with that.

#Monsterdon

His brain is too strong? Strong brain causes headaches?
#Monsterdon #4Dman

Now I want a 4D printer.

#4dMan1959 #Monsterdon

@hollie

We could graph both minutes until harassment and minutes until getting coffee at least.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

"what's wrong with me doctor?"
> lights up a cig in the exam room

#monsterdon

Your brain is the healthiest brain that has ever brained

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

"When are you going to tell him?"

Bitch, you're the one dumping your fiance. Put your big girl britches on and do it your damn self!

#monsterdon

"Am I hot?"

"Not a trace of radiation"

"That's not what I asked Ted...."

#Monsterdon

The brain is healthy, but doctor... you might want to check those lungs #LuckStrike #monsterdon #4dman1959

#monsterdon I don't eat lunch in front of the granddaddy of the IBM Selectric… clack clack clack.

You're brain is too healthy, really. Super healthy. #Monsterdon

I'm so glad the camera is focused on the doctor's left ear >_> #Monsterdon

"Your health is perfect. So smoke 'em if you got 'em"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon the chemistry in this scene is electric, Scott kiss the handsome doctor FORGET ABOUT LINDA

I'm ok if Tony burns down this lab, just to make something happen.
#Monsterdon

Scott, no doc will solve your brother getting your girl.
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

@CactuarJoe You mean the asphyx floated up...oh, not that one either... #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

tell me doc, am i gonna die? *lights up cigarette*

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

no tumors? time for a smoke! #monsterdon

You are just heart broken because all you women throw themselves into your brothers arm.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon smoking during doctor's office scenes is always hilarious in old movies.

Why the pain, indeed

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

We're going cuck chair shopping *next* weekend. It's too soon to tell him now. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959
There's a jazz band hiding in the locker with a small easily removed padlock

#monsterdon Mmmm, more playful Pink Panther sex jazz… in the locker room. White jackets huh? Bet they look different under blacklight... BOYS.

You have no tumor. So, you know

Smoke up

#Monsterdon

Yeah, sure, light up in the doctor's office, great. #Monsterdon

"your brain is so healthy..."

*lights cigarette*

#monsterdon

“Am I hot or not?”

Your girl could tell you. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I wasn’t asking about the radiation. See, there’s this girl….

#monsterdon

This guy is bi. Maybe that is the 4th dimension?

Welp it was #ScottyDoesntKnow now it's #ScottyKnowsAndNeedsMedicalHelp #monsterdon #4dman1959

"You have no brain at all. Your lungs, though - hoo boy, that's just crammed _full_ of tumours."

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

“I hope we don’t end up hating each other” sorry movie too late for that #Monsterdon

These posters keep on making me think of the NSA

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

It's called heartbreak, Scott. #monsterdon

"I can't believe what I'm seeing. My brother! I need my eyes checked immediately."

#4dMan1959 #Monsterdon

"your brain is so healthy!" *lights up a smoke* #monsterdon

Dumb Bunny . . . lady stop blocking the signage with a cartoon rabbit I'm trying to read.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

@xerozohar

"Don't demean yourself by asking to type something.
Now get me some coffee!"

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

This woman is ... forward

#Monsterdon

MY GOD YOU PUT THE X-RAY EYEDROPS IN TH- oh sorry, wrong movie. #Monsterdon

I'm worried I might have a tumor. Better have a smoke.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Roy kinda reminds me of Joey from the later seasons of Friends

except for the part where he's not flirting with Linda anymore

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#Monsterdon👨 ⬆️ ↔️ 🔄 ⏲️ 🧱 👨 😱

These graphs are supposed to measure the minute electrical activity in the brain, but sadly your brain activity is no longer minute!

I was led to believe these characters would have more than two dimensions, movie. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

@davesdogmaggie
say no more
#Monsterdon

Family trouble and office politics. Shouldn't there be a monster in this? #monsterdon

Two finger typing :|

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959