crash-landing into the middle of 20 Million Miles to Earth (1957) for #monsterdon

"You know, he's recovering so well, I had to wack him real good on the head to keep him from coming along!"

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TRIVIAL KISS

Ray Harryhausen came up with this "arms back when moving forward" to keep from animating the creature's arms. But it looks cool, and Gene Simmons of Kiss agrees because he used the movements of *this creature* to design his movements on stage.

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It's a me. Italian science guy. #Monsterdon #20MillionMilesToEarth

@brooke Steroids #monsterdon

pointless gunplay! COUNT IT! #monsterdon

@trixter @yatsu It is a *very* nice hat. #Monsterdon

@yatsu It was. #Monsterdon

kid's auditioning for a role in movies where the real money is - westerns!

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So a creature from outer space is going to run riot in Italy, at least I got my boss cowboy hat! #Monsterdon #20MillionMilesToEarth

great hat, kid, hope it was worth the lives of everyone in your village. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow. The kid must have Amazon Prime to get that hat that fast.

@apLundell The IMDB page says so, under Trivia https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050084/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 #monsterdon

Poor little baby lizard-man, it's crying, and the old man stuck it in a cage. ... hey, what did it eat to grow 5x overnight? #Monsterdon #20MillionMilesToEarth

add yeast to the monster and let it proof overnight #monsterdon

Somebody's been eating their Wheaties!

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Pick up some Monster Chow while you're gone!

#monsterdon
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I guess I'm gonna count that as "the monster captured" although it was pretty tame for how that sounds #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

It's one of those grow monsters #monsterdon #20millionmilestoearth

"it's three times the size, although it hasn't eaten anything! FUCK PHYSICS!" #monsterdon #20millionmilestoearth

Lizard monkey from space. Excellent. #Monsterdon

The reptile's torso is one part he's particularly proud of #monsterdon

I ❤️ stop motion animation.

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such a cool creature design too

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ugly things, famously immune to being frightened #monsterdon

They brought a cage for just such an occasion. I know I do. Everywhere I go. A big cage. #monsterdon #20millionmilestoearth

Hey, you're no looker yourself, doc. #Monsterdon

:blobaww: look at that awesome animated baby space dinosaur LOOKIT! #Monsterdon

Wow, RUDE!
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His torso is that of a human being? Have you ever SEEN a human's torso?

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FUCK I'm in love with this mini dinoman!!!!!

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Ray Harryhausen do your magic #monsterdon

"Look at the torso! This baby kaiju is absolutely _ripped_!"

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#Monsterdon *Looks at creature* Grandpa? Like, what is your life like when you think your grandpa could turn into a little dinosaur creature?

I could watch Ray Harryhausen monsters flip their tails all day long #monsterdon

Now that's some mighty fine claymation

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#monsterdon This is very nicely done stopmotion.

Anti-Godzilla #Monsterdon

i doubt its name is grandpa

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Wee babby thingie! #Monsterdon

I hope they name it "Spot"

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More baby kaiju!
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OMG This is such great Harryhausen work. This is amazing. #monsterdon #20millionmilestoearth

this is me first thing in the morning, trying to get out from under the bedsheets. #monsterdon

uh oh the baby jello is hatching #monsterdon

Yeeeesssss stop-motion baby monster, the good stuff. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Space monsters in aspic!

Gotta love the jello treats that come with a surprise inside!

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stop motion creature. fuck yeah!

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OH HEY, we're in Harry's Hausen now :D :D :D #Monsterdon

WOW #monsterdon #20millionmilestoearth

Why bother rolling up his sleeve when he's bent over with that rump sticking out already? #monsterdon

Yes, do get some shut-eye, here in the same room with the guy who just died of causes unknown, after returning from space, covered with pustules

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"Pleasant dreams."

Ya jerk. #Monsterdon

200 lira seems to have been... $0.32 in 1957 or about $3.56 today? am I reading this right? #monsterdon https://fx.sauder.ubc.ca/etc/USDpages.pdf

@bunnyhero To be fair I don't think we can entirely blame the upscaling for that

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OMG is she just going to knock him out with that syringe? Please say yes...

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@cheribaker
Remember him in the Pirates of the Carribean series.

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Almost a doctor's resting bitch face is pretty rad. #Monsterdon
Now it' time for commercials.

cringy Sicilian stereotypes plus patronizing attitude towards women this #Monsterdon has it all!

so the upscaling that the ps5 and/or TV are doing on the DVD to 4K is pretty good, but it's doing a number with the barnacle face. it's quite disturbing #monsterdon

Gave him 30ccs of Shut The Fuck Up <3 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm not a nurse, I'm a doctor, and stop squeezing Dr. Charmin.

I'm not a nurse. I'm a doctor. Or almost a doctor.

Alright almost a doctor.

And then a rant at her *sigh*

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Please don't squeeze Dr. Charmin #monsterdon

has Dr Toilet Paper got barnacles on him? is he going to be the villain in the next Pirates movie? #monsterdon

Dear r/SkinCareAddiction: Buckle up....
#monsterdon

hashtag lichenSubscribe (on his FACE, oh no) #monsterdon

Have you tried squeezing Dr. Charmin?

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#Monsterdon No, no, lady, you're doing it wrong. You should say, "I'm a doctor, not a _____." Sheesh!

@gnomon Space reptile in aspic #monsterdon

@jonny That would definitely make too much sense

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He’s in no condition to be pressed for information. Please, don’t squeeze the Charmin.

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Dr. Charmin's got a corned beef lookin' rash. #Monsterdon #20MillionMilesToEarth

#FaceBarnaclesAreAirborne #monsterdon

PAUL DRAKE!?!?!? you DO NOT UNDERSTAND how much I love Perry Mason, you do not understand. this movie is now 100%, i don't care, it could do anything and i would love it. #monsterdon

Don't squeeze Doctor Charmin!

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C'mon Paul, listen to Della. #Monsterdon

Doctor what now #Monsterdon

Dr Sharman has jock itch on his face. #monsterdon #20millionmilestoearth

doctor charmin always was a softie

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Please don't squeeze Dr. Charmin. #Monsterdon #20MillionMilesToEarth

It looks like a beef tenderloin #monsterdon

PAUL DRAKE!? #Monsterdon

Don't squeeze the Sharman! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Hey, there's a movie out there!"

i see, it's capitalism's fault #monsterdon

I'm eating dinner and can't look at that slimy thing w/o gagging -- this maybe where I stop watching this movie #monsterdon #20MillionMilesToEarth

"Trade giant slug for cowboy hat?" #SettlersOfCatan #Monsterdon #20MillionMilesToEarth

#Monsterdon run, kid, run. You know you've done it now!

Mortadella. The kid found mortadella. #Monsterdon

Gramps just paid 200 Lira for a giant space suppository.

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@SRLevine @brooke It's the only way to keep them from showing you their rash #monsterdon

Welp, looks like Pepe just sold that old doctor 200 lira worth of PAIN. Countdown to his getting eaten in three... two...

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will trade #SpaceJellyBaby for 10 gallon Texas hat #Monsterdon

Oh! It's Drake, not Berger! #Monsterdon

"Those American movies" You mean those spaghetti westerns? #monsterdon #20millionmilestoearth

That's a pretty good size Zucchini

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this kid sold me a giant pickle! a PICKLE!

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#Monsterdon His mom is going to be very unhappy when he puts that in the laundry hamper.